Cruz Mornings with Stacie & Clayton Weekday Morning Show on 96.3 Cruz FM, Saskatoon’s Greatest Hits. The show features hosts Stacie Cooper and Clayton. They're a lot like Jack & Rose from the movie 'Titanic'. But they aren't in love, not as good looking, and Stacie would've made room for Clayton on the piece of wood at the end. Thu, 18 Apr 2019 09:01:41 -0600 en-us Arts https://s3.amazonaws.com/streamon-perm/cfwd-1512667290.557521.original.png yes 96.3 Cruz FM podcasts@harvardbroadcasting.com 'Berta, Kaiser Strategy, & The NHL Playoffs Wed, 17 Apr 2019 10:16:30 -0600 We chatted with the boys from the other Cruz FM (The one in Edmonton) about the election in Alberta yesterday. Also on the show today... Why do baby clothes have pockets, Kaiser strategy, Living in a van is cool, the muffin man, & Columbus is the 2nd best cinderella story of all time. We chatted with the boys from the other Cruz FM (The one in Edmonton) about the election in Alberta yesterday. Also on the show today... Why do baby clothes have pockets, Kaiser strategy, Living in a van is cool, the muffin man, & Columbus is the 2nd best cinderella story of all time. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/625.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/625.m4a No 00:12:47 Wed, 17 Apr 2019 10:16:30 -0600 00:12:47 Cruz Confused Lyrics, Themed Buses, & Beards Are Gross (But So Worth It) Tue, 16 Apr 2019 10:28:58 -0600 'Every bus in Saskatoon should have a different theme. A buffet bus... A puppy bus... A bus that just plays Chris Farley movies non-stop... A wrestling bus! Two big dudes wrestle in the aisle for your entertainment. How pumped would you be to take the bus if you knew someone was going to get chokeslammed during your 10 minute ride?!' Also on the show this morning... Cruz Confused lyrics, hands down the best 'Headline Hall of Fame' we've ever had, & all hockey fans are guilty of being annoying. 'Every bus in Saskatoon should have a different theme. A buffet bus... A puppy bus... A bus that just plays Chris Farley movies non-stop... A wrestling bus! Two big dudes wrestle in the aisle for your entertainment. How pumped would you be to take the bus if you knew someone was going to get chokeslammed during your 10 minute ride?!' Also on the show this morning... Cruz Confused lyrics, hands down the best 'Headline Hall of Fame' we've ever had, & all hockey fans are guilty of being annoying. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/624.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/624.m4a No 00:08:29 Tue, 16 Apr 2019 10:28:58 -0600 00:08:29 Saskatoon In 5 Words, Strip Mall Restaurants, A Game Of Thrones Experiment Mon, 15 Apr 2019 10:35:06 -0600 'If you go to a restaurant and you see a bunch of servers hanging out at the bar after their shift, that right there is a good spot. Think about it. They're done work, and the place they want to hang out at is the same place they work at' Also on the show this morning... A pavlov's dog/Game of Thrones experiment, describing Saskatoon in 5 words, and the crazy bet someone made on Tiger Woods. 'If you go to a restaurant and you see a bunch of servers hanging out at the bar after their shift, that right there is a good spot. Think about it. They're done work, and the place they want to hang out at is the same place they work at' Also on the show this morning... A pavlov's dog/Game of Thrones experiment, describing Saskatoon in 5 words, and the crazy bet someone made on Tiger Woods. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/623.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/623.m4a No 00:06:12 Mon, 15 Apr 2019 10:35:06 -0600 00:06:12 Drunk Coach's Corner, Cruz Confused Lyrics, & Texting Isn't Cool Anymore Fri, 12 Apr 2019 10:18:40 -0600 'Stacie's not here today... If you had to work with me 5 days a week for 8 hours a day, you'd probably need a day off everyone once in a while too' - Clayton We brought back Drunk Coach's Corner on the show today! Lots of other fun stuff too... Cruz Confused Lyrics was weird as always, texting is sooo 2017, is the glue on back of stamps delicious, and GO BLADES GO! 'Stacie's not here today... If you had to work with me 5 days a week for 8 hours a day, you'd probably need a day off everyone once in a while too' - Clayton We brought back Drunk Coach's Corner on the show today! Lots of other fun stuff too... Cruz Confused Lyrics was weird as always, texting is sooo 2017, is the glue on back of stamps delicious, and GO BLADES GO! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/622.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/622.m4a No 00:10:26 Fri, 12 Apr 2019 10:18:40 -0600 00:10:26 Everybody Love Everybody, Mystery Box Day, & How Do You Become A Professional Critic? Thu, 11 Apr 2019 10:47:46 -0600 Another great chat with our pal Andy from Prince Albert. Another random clip that we played for 10 seconds on Prince Albert's airwaves. For the 3rd time in a row, we refuse to take the low road and are taking the high road instead! ELE baby! Also on the show this morning... Mystery box day, how does someone become a critic, a $2 billion freeway in Saskatoon, and black holes. Another great chat with our pal Andy from Prince Albert. Another random clip that we played for 10 seconds on Prince Albert's airwaves. For the 3rd time in a row, we refuse to take the low road and are taking the high road instead! ELE baby! Also on the show this morning... Mystery box day, how does someone become a critic, a $2 billion freeway in Saskatoon, and black holes. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/621.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/621.m4a No 00:15:05 Thu, 11 Apr 2019 10:47:46 -0600 00:15:05 Flintstones Chewables, Game Of Thrones Spoilers, & Taking Over The P.A. Airwaves Wed, 10 Apr 2019 10:36:15 -0600 Because the Blades won last night, we got 10 seconds of airtime to say whatever we want on Prince Albert's Power 99. Did we take the high road? Did we take the low road? Listen to the podcast and find out. Also on the show this morning... How to ruin Game of Thrones for your friends, Stacie hates Flintstones chewables, a mystery box update, Stacie doesn't get NHL playoffs, and Clayton might not be allowed in P.A. ever again (you'll see) Because the Blades won last night, we got 10 seconds of airtime to say whatever we want on Prince Albert's Power 99. Did we take the high road? Did we take the low road? Listen to the podcast and find out. Also on the show this morning... How to ruin Game of Thrones for your friends, Stacie hates Flintstones chewables, a mystery box update, Stacie doesn't get NHL playoffs, and Clayton might not be allowed in P.A. ever again (you'll see) https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/620.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/620.m4a No 00:15:00 Wed, 10 Apr 2019 10:36:15 -0600 00:15:00 Cruz Confused Lyrics, Saskatoon's Comedy Scene, & Every Hockey Team Dives Tue, 09 Apr 2019 10:46:03 -0600 Usually when you read an outrageous story from the USA, you just assume it happened in Florida. Other states are now picking up the slack with the 'people doing weird things' stories. Also on the show this morning... Saskatoons growing comedy scene, the Blades and Raiders hate each other even more now (if that's even possible), and a song that sounds like a toilet is flushing in the background in today's Cruz Confused Lyrics Usually when you read an outrageous story from the USA, you just assume it happened in Florida. Other states are now picking up the slack with the 'people doing weird things' stories. Also on the show this morning... Saskatoons growing comedy scene, the Blades and Raiders hate each other even more now (if that's even possible), and a song that sounds like a toilet is flushing in the background in today's Cruz Confused Lyrics https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/619.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/619.m4a No 00:12:15 Tue, 09 Apr 2019 10:46:03 -0600 00:12:15 Bartering, Cats Are Jerks, & The Blades-Raiders Wager Mon, 08 Apr 2019 10:31:46 -0600 'It's super easy to do a Scott Stapp impression. All you have to do is put your chin down to your chest, and then talk as low as you can with a little bit of a southern accent. Boom, you're the lead singer of Creed' Also on the show this morning... We make good on our bet with Andy from Prince Albert. He took over our airwaves for 20 seconds this morning... Plus some pretty outrageous bartering stories. 'It's super easy to do a Scott Stapp impression. All you have to do is put your chin down to your chest, and then talk as low as you can with a little bit of a southern accent. Boom, you're the lead singer of Creed' Also on the show this morning... We make good on our bet with Andy from Prince Albert. He took over our airwaves for 20 seconds this morning... Plus some pretty outrageous bartering stories. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/618.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/618.m4a No 00:13:04 Mon, 08 Apr 2019 10:31:46 -0600 00:13:04 The Blades-Raiders Wager, Cruz Confused Lyrics, & Stacie LOVES Baby Bats Fri, 05 Apr 2019 10:16:40 -0600 We made a bet with our radio friend Andy in Prince Albert for the upcoming Blades-Raiders 2nd round playoff series. Fingers crossed we don't lose our jobs because of it! Listen to the podcast from today... You'll see what we mean Also on the show today... 'Seagull noises' was an actual line on Cruz Confused Lyrics, Stacie is obsessed with baby bats, & people who sell Avengers tickets for thousands of dollars are the worst. We made a bet with our radio friend Andy in Prince Albert for the upcoming Blades-Raiders 2nd round playoff series. Fingers crossed we don't lose our jobs because of it! Listen to the podcast from today... You'll see what we mean Also on the show today... 'Seagull noises' was an actual line on Cruz Confused Lyrics, Stacie is obsessed with baby bats, & people who sell Avengers tickets for thousands of dollars are the worst. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/617.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/617.m4a No 00:13:56 Fri, 05 Apr 2019 10:16:40 -0600 00:13:56 Bras Are Weird, TV Dinners, & Ads That Start Halfway Through A Video Thu, 04 Apr 2019 10:22:53 -0600 'Why is it totally okay to eat hash browns for breakfast, but if you eat french fries for breakfast people think you've let yourself go... They're like the exact same thing!' Also on the show this morning... Bison managers, Clayton's spot on Burton Cummings impression, home renovations suck, TV dinners, & online ads are getting smarter 'Why is it totally okay to eat hash browns for breakfast, but if you eat french fries for breakfast people think you've let yourself go... They're like the exact same thing!' Also on the show this morning... Bison managers, Clayton's spot on Burton Cummings impression, home renovations suck, TV dinners, & online ads are getting smarter https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/616.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/616.m4a No 00:12:27 Thu, 04 Apr 2019 10:22:53 -0600 00:12:27 Law & Order Sound Effects, Where Not To Put A New Arena, & Avocado Smugglers Wed, 03 Apr 2019 10:30:02 -0600 Today on the show we learned that adding the Law & Order theme song in the background while we talk makes things like 100 times more exciting. The same goes for the Law & Order 'DUN DUN' sound effect. Also on the show this morning... Neighbourhoods in Saskatoon that would be a horrible place to put a stadium, avocadoes, drunk online shopping, & re-visiting some embarrassing moments from Stacie Cooper Today on the show we learned that adding the Law & Order theme song in the background while we talk makes things like 100 times more exciting. The same goes for the Law & Order 'DUN DUN' sound effect. Also on the show this morning... Neighbourhoods in Saskatoon that would be a horrible place to put a stadium, avocadoes, drunk online shopping, & re-visiting some embarrassing moments from Stacie Cooper https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/615.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/615.m4a No 00:14:25 Wed, 03 Apr 2019 10:30:02 -0600 00:14:25 Cruz Confused Lyrics, Beer League Hockey Playoffs, & Is Being Good At Ping Pong Cool? Tue, 02 Apr 2019 10:37:18 -0600 If you love bloopers on live radio, they you are going to love Cruz Confused Lyrics from this morning! Yeah, we blew it. Also on the show this morning... beer league hockey playoff games are hilarious to watch, Clayton's imagination gets a little weird when it comes to Stacie's due date, & would you consider being amazing at ping pong a cool skill to have? If you love bloopers on live radio, they you are going to love Cruz Confused Lyrics from this morning! Yeah, we blew it. Also on the show this morning... beer league hockey playoff games are hilarious to watch, Clayton's imagination gets a little weird when it comes to Stacie's due date, & would you consider being amazing at ping pong a cool skill to have? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/614.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/614.m4a No 00:13:07 Tue, 02 Apr 2019 10:37:18 -0600 00:13:07 April Fools, Why We Re-Watch The Same Shows Over and Over, & Walks Of Shame Mon, 01 Apr 2019 10:21:28 -0600 'Some people use April Fools Day as an excuse to be a jerk. They do something awful, then yell 'APRIL FOOLS', and think that awful thing is justified. It's kind of like how some people will start a sentence with 'No offence, but...' followed by something super offensive. As long as you throw in that little warning, they think they can say whatever they want!' 'Some people use April Fools Day as an excuse to be a jerk. They do something awful, then yell 'APRIL FOOLS', and think that awful thing is justified. It's kind of like how some people will start a sentence with 'No offence, but...' followed by something super offensive. As long as you throw in that little warning, they think they can say whatever they want!' https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/613.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/613.m4a No 00:13:02 Mon, 01 Apr 2019 10:21:28 -0600 00:13:02 Cruz Confused Lyrics, Gas Prices, & The Weather Network Background Music Fri, 29 Mar 2019 10:03:42 -0600 Ovaries and meth made an appearance in Cruz Confused Lyrics today. It'll make sense when you listen to it Also on the show this morning... gas prices, dingoes, sweatpants in public, & the weather network doesn't like Manitoba. Ovaries and meth made an appearance in Cruz Confused Lyrics today. It'll make sense when you listen to it Also on the show this morning... gas prices, dingoes, sweatpants in public, & the weather network doesn't like Manitoba. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/612.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/612.m4a No 00:13:02 Fri, 29 Mar 2019 10:03:42 -0600 00:13:02 Breadsticks, Put On Your Dang Seatbelt, & CFL-NFL Preseason Drama Wed, 27 Mar 2019 10:05:41 -0600 'Everyone should hop on the free breadsticks business model bandwagon. Gas stations, clothing stores, smoothie places... You'd shop local a lot more if you knew a free breadstick was waiting for you inside' Also on the show this morning... the coolest retirement home ever, the Blades are killing it, why isn't the NFL preseason game happening, & seriously, put on your dang seatbelt! 'Everyone should hop on the free breadsticks business model bandwagon. Gas stations, clothing stores, smoothie places... You'd shop local a lot more if you knew a free breadstick was waiting for you inside' Also on the show this morning... the coolest retirement home ever, the Blades are killing it, why isn't the NFL preseason game happening, & seriously, put on your dang seatbelt! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/611.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/611.m4a No 00:14:10 Wed, 27 Mar 2019 10:05:41 -0600 00:14:10 Bears, Spin Class, & Tater Tots Tue, 26 Mar 2019 10:25:17 -0600 Clayton's fiance took him to a spin class last night... Let's just say it ended with a trip to the bushes outside the gym when it ended. Tater tots, how awesome it would be to be a bear, Cruz Confused Lyrics, the new Avengers movie, an Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince reference, an Angelica from Rugrats reference, an Oprah giving away speed cameras reference... It was all on the show today. Clayton's fiance took him to a spin class last night... Let's just say it ended with a trip to the bushes outside the gym when it ended. Tater tots, how awesome it would be to be a bear, Cruz Confused Lyrics, the new Avengers movie, an Uncle Phil from Fresh Prince reference, an Angelica from Rugrats reference, an Oprah giving away speed cameras reference... It was all on the show today. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/610.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/610.m4a No 00:15:26 Tue, 26 Mar 2019 10:25:17 -0600 00:15:26 Awkward Eye Contact At Trade Shows, The Dirt, & The Blades Mon, 25 Mar 2019 10:45:05 -0600 Stacie - 'If you don't want to make eye contact with people at an event, just wear sunglasses!' Clayton - 'Everyone always judges people who wear sunglasses inside though. It's like... Why doesn't he want people to see his eyes? Probably because he's all hopped up on the jazz cabbage' Also on the show today... Don't watch the movie 'The Dirt' with your kids, some Alberta chirps, & we need to stop comparing the Blades with the Rush. Stacie - 'If you don't want to make eye contact with people at an event, just wear sunglasses!' Clayton - 'Everyone always judges people who wear sunglasses inside though. It's like... Why doesn't he want people to see his eyes? Probably because he's all hopped up on the jazz cabbage' Also on the show today... Don't watch the movie 'The Dirt' with your kids, some Alberta chirps, & we need to stop comparing the Blades with the Rush. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/609.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/609.m4a No 00:12:13 Mon, 25 Mar 2019 10:45:05 -0600 00:12:13 Lame Adult Injuries, Cruz Confused Lyrics, & Seriously, Who Uses A Cannon Anymore? Fri, 22 Mar 2019 10:34:17 -0600 Heck of a 'Headline Hall of Fame' on today's show. Maybe the best one ever. Also, Cruz Confused Lyrics got weird as always and we talked about the lame ways you injure yourself as an adult Heck of a 'Headline Hall of Fame' on today's show. Maybe the best one ever. Also, Cruz Confused Lyrics got weird as always and we talked about the lame ways you injure yourself as an adult https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/608.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/608.m4a No 00:10:45 Fri, 22 Mar 2019 10:34:17 -0600 00:10:45 Wishing Moose Jaw 'Good Luck' In The Playoffs Fri, 22 Mar 2019 08:54:22 -0600 Stacie & Clayton gave the city of Moose Jaw a call this morning to wish the Warriors 'good luck' in their playoff series against the Saskatoon Blades #GoBlades Stacie & Clayton gave the city of Moose Jaw a call this morning to wish the Warriors 'good luck' in their playoff series against the Saskatoon Blades #GoBlades https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/607.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/607.m4a No 00:02:13 Fri, 22 Mar 2019 08:54:22 -0600 00:02:13 More Taxi Cab Drama, Renaming Streets In Saskatoon, & Curling Fans Need To Cool It Thu, 21 Mar 2019 10:27:52 -0600 We had a bunch of fun coming up with names for new streets in Saskatoon. Barry Hotel Road, Rowdy Roddy Piper Avenue, Rogstad Drive, & Sailor Dan Crescent were a few that made the list Also on the show today... Trudeau's chocolate bar, more drama with cabs here in the city, curling/sports fans need to relax, & potholes. We had a bunch of fun coming up with names for new streets in Saskatoon. Barry Hotel Road, Rowdy Roddy Piper Avenue, Rogstad Drive, & Sailor Dan Crescent were a few that made the list Also on the show today... Trudeau's chocolate bar, more drama with cabs here in the city, curling/sports fans need to relax, & potholes. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/606.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/606.m4a No 00:14:03 Thu, 21 Mar 2019 10:27:52 -0600 00:14:03 Kraft Dinner vs PC Brand, The Snooze Button, & Shake 'N Bake Wed, 20 Mar 2019 10:34:53 -0600 We talked about food for like 3/4 of the show this morning. The other 1/4 we talked about sleep... Food and sleep, that's how we roll. We talked about food for like 3/4 of the show this morning. The other 1/4 we talked about sleep... Food and sleep, that's how we roll. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/605.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/605.m4a No 00:12:08 Wed, 20 Mar 2019 10:34:53 -0600 00:12:08 Snowplow Parents, Cruz Confused Lyrics, & Captain Saskatchewan Saves The Day Tue, 19 Mar 2019 09:57:44 -0600 Helicopter Parents are so 2017. It's all about Snowplow Parents now. That's when parents plow through all of their kids problems so they don't have to deal with it. Seems healthy... Also on the show today... The CFL ratio debate is full of drama, Saskatoon gets another ride sharing service, & Captain Saskatchewan saves the day once again... kind of... not really. Helicopter Parents are so 2017. It's all about Snowplow Parents now. That's when parents plow through all of their kids problems so they don't have to deal with it. Seems healthy... Also on the show today... The CFL ratio debate is full of drama, Saskatoon gets another ride sharing service, & Captain Saskatchewan saves the day once again... kind of... not really. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/604.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/604.m4a No 00:13:28 Tue, 19 Mar 2019 09:57:44 -0600 00:13:28 Seat Saving Etiquette, Pepperoni Pizza, & More Moose Jaw Drama Mon, 18 Mar 2019 10:28:54 -0600 Some people rant about politics, we rant about pizza. 'Why do the people in charge of ordering pizza for a large group never order enough pepperoni? No one ever complains about pepperoni pizza. It's always the first type of pizza to go. Yet for some reason, people order the same amount of pepperoni as they do ham & pineapple. Pump the brakes on the weird pizza for big events and give the people what they want!' Also on the show today... Burton Cummings is turning into Abe Simpson, and what are the rules for saving a seat for someone at a bar/movie theatre? Some people rant about politics, we rant about pizza. 'Why do the people in charge of ordering pizza for a large group never order enough pepperoni? No one ever complains about pepperoni pizza. It's always the first type of pizza to go. Yet for some reason, people order the same amount of pepperoni as they do ham & pineapple. Pump the brakes on the weird pizza for big events and give the people what they want!' Also on the show today... Burton Cummings is turning into Abe Simpson, and what are the rules for saving a seat for someone at a bar/movie theatre? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/603.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/603.m4a No 00:13:15 Mon, 18 Mar 2019 10:28:54 -0600 00:13:15 Computer Vocabulary Is Confusing, Horrible Impressions, & Would Going 260 Km/h Even Be Fun? Fri, 15 Mar 2019 10:03:03 -0600 Do tech companies put together a bunch of computer mumbo jumbo in press releases because they know that no one can understand it? Is Clayton's Nicolas Cage impression as bad as you think it would be? Would going 260 km/h on a motorcycle be enjoyable? Would drunk Don Cherry be a soothing voice to fall asleep to? We answered all these questions in the podcast today. Do tech companies put together a bunch of computer mumbo jumbo in press releases because they know that no one can understand it? Is Clayton's Nicolas Cage impression as bad as you think it would be? Would going 260 km/h on a motorcycle be enjoyable? Would drunk Don Cherry be a soothing voice to fall asleep to? We answered all these questions in the podcast today. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/602.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/602.m4a No 00:11:56 Fri, 15 Mar 2019 10:03:03 -0600 00:11:56 Cruz Confused Lyrics Fri, 15 Mar 2019 08:23:52 -0600 Naked Ken dolls falling from the sky, one eyed bees, Mr. Bean, AND a cameo from Sailor Dan. ... Yeah, Cruz Confused Lyrics was the definition of weird today! Naked Ken dolls falling from the sky, one eyed bees, Mr. Bean, AND a cameo from Sailor Dan. ... Yeah, Cruz Confused Lyrics was the definition of weird today! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/601.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/601.m4a No 00:03:05 Fri, 15 Mar 2019 08:23:52 -0600 00:03:05 Phones In The Classroom, Aliens, & Twitter Saves The Day Thu, 14 Mar 2019 10:30:55 -0600 We got into a pretty lengthy debate about whether or not kids should be allowed to have their phones with them in the classroom. Stacie's old school and says no, while Clayton says as long as kids don't abuse their phone privileges it wouldn't be the worst thing. Also on the show this morning... Twitter saved the day yesterday, do Aliens exist, & do you feel pressured to always make home cooked meals for your family? We got into a pretty lengthy debate about whether or not kids should be allowed to have their phones with them in the classroom. Stacie's old school and says no, while Clayton says as long as kids don't abuse their phone privileges it wouldn't be the worst thing. Also on the show this morning... Twitter saved the day yesterday, do Aliens exist, & do you feel pressured to always make home cooked meals for your family? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/600.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/600.m4a No 00:14:33 Thu, 14 Mar 2019 10:30:55 -0600 00:14:33 Liam's Are Taking Over, Skip The Dishes Guilt, & Remember When We Thought Muffins Were Healthy? Wed, 13 Mar 2019 10:14:19 -0600 Does anyone else eat crackers while watching the food network and pretend that they are eating what they are making on TV? Anyone? No? Just us? Cool... Also on the show this morning... Stacie forgets her password, the name Liam is taking over, fake swear words you can use in front of your kids, & muffin bottoms are underrated. Does anyone else eat crackers while watching the food network and pretend that they are eating what they are making on TV? Anyone? No? Just us? Cool... Also on the show this morning... Stacie forgets her password, the name Liam is taking over, fake swear words you can use in front of your kids, & muffin bottoms are underrated. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/599.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/599.m4a No 00:12:58 Wed, 13 Mar 2019 10:14:19 -0600 00:12:58 The Internet Now vs The Internet Then, Cruz Confused Lyrics, & Prenatal Classes Tue, 12 Mar 2019 10:21:34 -0600 We rewrote/tweaked a few commercials made for the internet from 1995 to make them more suitable to what the internet is now. It get real creepy, real quick (just like the internet!) Also on the show this morning... Dessert meatballs and kitties make an appearance in Cruz Confused Lyrics, Donald Trump is Kevin Malone in disguise, & Stacie's first prenatal class got super awkward. We rewrote/tweaked a few commercials made for the internet from 1995 to make them more suitable to what the internet is now. It get real creepy, real quick (just like the internet!) Also on the show this morning... Dessert meatballs and kitties make an appearance in Cruz Confused Lyrics, Donald Trump is Kevin Malone in disguise, & Stacie's first prenatal class got super awkward. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/598.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/598.m4a No 00:13:59 Tue, 12 Mar 2019 10:21:34 -0600 00:13:59 Naps, Drunk Coach's Corner, The Worst Traffic Spots In Saskatoon Mon, 11 Mar 2019 10:34:12 -0600 Question... What is the best nap? For example, the 'post Christmas morning' nap? The 'just shoveled for 3 hours' nap? The 'I just ate everything and now I'm tired' nap? Also on the show this morning... The worst spots when it comes to driving in Saskatoon, the rest of Canada needs to relax when it comes to daylight savings time, & The best Drunk Coach's Corner of all time! Question... What is the best nap? For example, the 'post Christmas morning' nap? The 'just shoveled for 3 hours' nap? The 'I just ate everything and now I'm tired' nap? Also on the show this morning... The worst spots when it comes to driving in Saskatoon, the rest of Canada needs to relax when it comes to daylight savings time, & The best Drunk Coach's Corner of all time! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/597.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/597.m4a No 00:11:22 Mon, 11 Mar 2019 10:34:12 -0600 00:11:22 Craig Reynolds on The Grey Cup, Training Camp in Saskatoon, & New Head Coach Craig Dickenson Fri, 08 Mar 2019 10:42:27 -0600 ICYMI, President and CEO of the Saskatchewan Roughriders Craig Reynolds joined Stacie & Clayton this morning. ICYMI, President and CEO of the Saskatchewan Roughriders Craig Reynolds joined Stacie & Clayton this morning. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/596.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/596.m4a No 00:03:56 Fri, 08 Mar 2019 10:42:27 -0600 00:03:56 Cruz Confused Lyrics, Calling Our Moms On International Women's Day, & No One Shovels Their Sidewalk (apparently) Fri, 08 Mar 2019 10:37:38 -0600 We called our Moms today for International Women's Day... Didn't go that well. You'll see what we mean in the podcast. Also on the show today... The Queen has Instagram, the most stressful jobs in the world (ours is #5... Seriously!), & apparently no one shovels their sidewalk in this city We called our Moms today for International Women's Day... Didn't go that well. You'll see what we mean in the podcast. Also on the show today... The Queen has Instagram, the most stressful jobs in the world (ours is #5... Seriously!), & apparently no one shovels their sidewalk in this city https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/595.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/595.m4a No 00:11:59 Fri, 08 Mar 2019 10:37:38 -0600 00:11:59 The Best Alex Trebek Moments, Pregnancy Brain Stacie Strikes Again, & The Worst Insurance Fraud Attempts Thu, 07 Mar 2019 10:33:31 -0600 Alex Trebek + Coolio's 'Gangstas Paradise' = One heck of a song. It's in the podcast today if you want to check it out. Also on the show this morning... The best 'Pregnancy Brain Stacie' moment ever, is spaghetti a fancy food, & the ruts are on their way Alex Trebek + Coolio's 'Gangstas Paradise' = One heck of a song. It's in the podcast today if you want to check it out. Also on the show this morning... The best 'Pregnancy Brain Stacie' moment ever, is spaghetti a fancy food, & the ruts are on their way https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/594.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/594.m4a No 00:13:11 Thu, 07 Mar 2019 10:33:31 -0600 00:13:11 Hinterland Who's Who - Ruts Thu, 07 Mar 2019 07:00:07 -0600 'Just like a burrowing spider, ruts can appear out of nowhere. One day your crescent is a smooth, snowy surface... The next, it's a vehicle death trap waiting for it's next victim.' Plus temperatures are expected for next week. You know what that means right? The Ruts are coming... 'Just like a burrowing spider, ruts can appear out of nowhere. One day your crescent is a smooth, snowy surface... The next, it's a vehicle death trap waiting for it's next victim.' Plus temperatures are expected for next week. You know what that means right? The Ruts are coming... https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/593.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/593.m4a No 00:01:17 Thu, 07 Mar 2019 07:00:07 -0600 00:01:17 The Cheese Challenge, Clayton Breaks The Law, Lent, & The 1st Baby vs The 2nd Baby Wed, 06 Mar 2019 10:27:30 -0600 'My fiance is giving up chocolate for Lent... Which means I also have to give up chocolate for lent.' 'Never eat anything off a baby's face. You don't know where it's been' 'Even if I'm not Catholic, can I still support my homies and give something up?' 'When I first heard of the cheese challenge I got excited because I thought it would just be people eating an entire block of cheese' Just a few of the quotes from the podcast today! 'My fiance is giving up chocolate for Lent... Which means I also have to give up chocolate for lent.' 'Never eat anything off a baby's face. You don't know where it's been' 'Even if I'm not Catholic, can I still support my homies and give something up?' 'When I first heard of the cheese challenge I got excited because I thought it would just be people eating an entire block of cheese' Just a few of the quotes from the podcast today! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/592.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/592.m4a No 00:11:39 Wed, 06 Mar 2019 10:27:30 -0600 00:11:39 Cruz Confused Lyrics, Curling Used To Be So Cool, & Hot Sauce Saves Lives Tue, 05 Mar 2019 11:07:09 -0600 Stacie - 'We finally got a humidifier a few days ago, and I finally feel like an adult because of it.' Clayton - 'You're 6 months pregnant, and buying a humidifier made you feel like an adult... makes sense' Also on the show today... The best Cruz Confused Lyrics ever, the bike lane debate, & curling used to be an absolute party. Stacie - 'We finally got a humidifier a few days ago, and I finally feel like an adult because of it.' Clayton - 'You're 6 months pregnant, and buying a humidifier made you feel like an adult... makes sense' Also on the show today... The best Cruz Confused Lyrics ever, the bike lane debate, & curling used to be an absolute party. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/591.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/591.m4a No 00:14:15 Tue, 05 Mar 2019 11:07:09 -0600 00:14:15 Chamberlain vs Davidson, Bike Lanes, Moose Gate is Over, & The Most Underrated John Candy Moment Ever Mon, 04 Mar 2019 10:41:05 -0600 MooseGate 2019 is finally over! A moose truce has been declared... But history shows us that Norway might be up to something. You'll see what we mean in the podcast today. Also on the show this morning... An easy, fun prank to pull on your friends, permanent downtown bike lanes, which town is the best to stop at during a Regina road trip, and the best John Candy moment of all time. MooseGate 2019 is finally over! A moose truce has been declared... But history shows us that Norway might be up to something. You'll see what we mean in the podcast today. Also on the show this morning... An easy, fun prank to pull on your friends, permanent downtown bike lanes, which town is the best to stop at during a Regina road trip, and the best John Candy moment of all time. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/590.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/590.m4a No 00:09:19 Mon, 04 Mar 2019 10:41:05 -0600 00:09:19 John Candy Was The Man Mon, 04 Mar 2019 08:13:46 -0600 On this day 25 years ago, John Candy passed away. People can never agree on which John Candy movie was the best. Some say Uncle Buck, others say Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, or maybe Cool Runnings. One thing we can all agree on though is that John Candy was the man Clayton from Cruz Mornings put together some of John Candy's best moments this morning. Some of his most underrated jokes too! On this day 25 years ago, John Candy passed away. People can never agree on which John Candy movie was the best. Some say Uncle Buck, others say Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, or maybe Cool Runnings. One thing we can all agree on though is that John Candy was the man Clayton from Cruz Mornings put together some of John Candy's best moments this morning. Some of his most underrated jokes too! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/589.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/589.m4a No 00:03:04 Mon, 04 Mar 2019 08:13:46 -0600 00:03:04 Is Being a Parent Boring, Cruz Confused Lyrics, & Ring Those Phones... It's Telemiracle Weekend Fri, 01 Mar 2019 10:09:27 -0600 It's Telemiracle weekend! We shared some stories today that show just how hardcore some people from Saskatchewan take Telemiracle. Also on the show this morning... Another restaurant rumour is making the rounds in Saskatoon, is being a parent boring, Cruz Confused Lyrics, & we give February the gopod bye it deserves... a bad one! It's Telemiracle weekend! We shared some stories today that show just how hardcore some people from Saskatchewan take Telemiracle. Also on the show this morning... Another restaurant rumour is making the rounds in Saskatoon, is being a parent boring, Cruz Confused Lyrics, & we give February the gopod bye it deserves... a bad one! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/588.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/588.m4a No 00:15:04 Fri, 01 Mar 2019 10:09:27 -0600 00:15:04 Buffet Fights, Saskatoon Rumours, & We're Using Too Much Toilet Paper Thu, 28 Feb 2019 10:34:16 -0600 How many times have you heard a rumour that Olive Garden, or IKEA, or The Old Spaghetti Factory, or Swiss Chalet is coming to Saskatoon? Every month a new rumour gets started, and every time it's the same old story... 'Well, a friend of mine knows someone who said that' Also on the show today... We should all be using a bidet, buffet etiquette, and a super serious discussion about the political scandals in Canada and the U.S. How many times have you heard a rumour that Olive Garden, or IKEA, or The Old Spaghetti Factory, or Swiss Chalet is coming to Saskatoon? Every month a new rumour gets started, and every time it's the same old story... 'Well, a friend of mine knows someone who said that' Also on the show today... We should all be using a bidet, buffet etiquette, and a super serious discussion about the political scandals in Canada and the U.S. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/587.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/587.m4a No 00:12:40 Thu, 28 Feb 2019 10:34:16 -0600 00:12:40 Online Reviews, Tickets That Make You Go 'Seriously?!', & Bread Wed, 27 Feb 2019 10:03:10 -0600 How seriously do you take online reviews? Sometimes they can be spot on, but sometimes they can be very misleading. Something untrustworthy on the internet... We're shocked about it too! Also on the show this morning... Clayton got a concussion (you'll see), tickets that make you go 'seriously?!', & the minimum amount of money that could change your life. How seriously do you take online reviews? Sometimes they can be spot on, but sometimes they can be very misleading. Something untrustworthy on the internet... We're shocked about it too! Also on the show this morning... Clayton got a concussion (you'll see), tickets that make you go 'seriously?!', & the minimum amount of money that could change your life. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/586.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/586.m4a No 00:11:49 Wed, 27 Feb 2019 10:03:10 -0600 00:11:49 Cruz Confused Lyrics, Dragon's Den Auditions, & Retirement Plans Tue, 26 Feb 2019 10:19:56 -0600 Dragon's Den is coming to Saskatoon for auditions in March. We have come up with about 70 business ideas/inventions for that show in the last 2 years. We narrowed it down to our three best ideas for the auditions... One actually isn't that bad of an idea! Also on the show today... We ruined more songs on 'Cruz Confused Lyrics', hotels are the new retirement home, calling your parents for help, and Oscar ratings went wayyy up! Dragon's Den is coming to Saskatoon for auditions in March. We have come up with about 70 business ideas/inventions for that show in the last 2 years. We narrowed it down to our three best ideas for the auditions... One actually isn't that bad of an idea! Also on the show today... We ruined more songs on 'Cruz Confused Lyrics', hotels are the new retirement home, calling your parents for help, and Oscar ratings went wayyy up! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/585.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/585.m4a No 00:12:50 Tue, 26 Feb 2019 10:19:56 -0600 00:12:50 The Oscars, PEI Parties, & A Roll Up The Rim Scandal Mon, 25 Feb 2019 10:51:37 -0600 You won't believe how much weed PEI is smoking. It's ridiculous. Talked about that and Saskatchewan liquor sales (which is also ridiculous) on the show today Also... A roll up the rim scandal, mic'd up timbits hockey players, recapping the Oscars, and kids fight club, You won't believe how much weed PEI is smoking. It's ridiculous. Talked about that and Saskatchewan liquor sales (which is also ridiculous) on the show today Also... A roll up the rim scandal, mic'd up timbits hockey players, recapping the Oscars, and kids fight club, https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/582.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/582.m4a No 00:10:40 Mon, 25 Feb 2019 10:51:37 -0600 00:10:40 Changing The 'Wrap It Up' Music At The Oscars Mon, 25 Feb 2019 09:03:14 -0600 You know the music they play in the background when someone's speech is going a little too long at the Oscars? What if it wasn't boring, slow, orchestra music? For example... What if it was 'Enter Sandman' by Metallica? You know the music they play in the background when someone's speech is going a little too long at the Oscars? What if it wasn't boring, slow, orchestra music? For example... What if it was 'Enter Sandman' by Metallica? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/581.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/581.m4a No 00:02:50 Mon, 25 Feb 2019 09:03:14 -0600 00:02:50 The Best Infomercials, Cruz Confused Lyrics, & Asking Regina For A Favour Fri, 22 Feb 2019 10:09:28 -0600 Who else called their friends in Regina yesterday asking for a place to stay during Grey Cup weekend in 2020? We did, and our friends at 104.9 The Wolf weren't too happy with us. Also on the show this morning... A Wayne's World edition of Cruz Confused Lyrics, the best infomercials of all time, & the time Stacie embarrassed herself on STV back in the day (remember STV?!) Who else called their friends in Regina yesterday asking for a place to stay during Grey Cup weekend in 2020? We did, and our friends at 104.9 The Wolf weren't too happy with us. Also on the show this morning... A Wayne's World edition of Cruz Confused Lyrics, the best infomercials of all time, & the time Stacie embarrassed herself on STV back in the day (remember STV?!) https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/580.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/580.m4a No 00:14:47 Fri, 22 Feb 2019 10:09:28 -0600 00:14:47 Pugs, Pulp, Environmentally Friendly Gitch, & Settling The 'mmmmuffins' Debate Thu, 21 Feb 2019 10:31:26 -0600 We called one of the 8 'mmmmuffins' locations left in Canada to find out how to say it correctly. Is it like the Chia Pet (ch-ch-ch-chia... m-m-m-muffins) or is it just one long 'M' sound? Also on the show this morning... Pugs are adorable, pulp in orange juice is just the worst, gitch you don't have to wash, & people will do anything for a free golf ball. We called one of the 8 'mmmmuffins' locations left in Canada to find out how to say it correctly. Is it like the Chia Pet (ch-ch-ch-chia... m-m-m-muffins) or is it just one long 'M' sound? Also on the show this morning... Pugs are adorable, pulp in orange juice is just the worst, gitch you don't have to wash, & people will do anything for a free golf ball. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/579.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/579.m4a No 00:13:21 Thu, 21 Feb 2019 10:31:26 -0600 00:13:21 Towels, Radio Stereotypes, & What Life Was Like The Last Time The Blades Made The Playoffs Wed, 20 Feb 2019 10:01:46 -0600 'The last time the Blades made the playoffs Sailor Dan drawings were still $40, Lydia's was still the place to go on Broadway, and skipping the dishes was not an option' Also on the show this morning... We talked about towels for 6 minutes (seriously... People got really into it though. Like, REALLY into it.), and perks that people think radio announcers get but really don't, 'The last time the Blades made the playoffs Sailor Dan drawings were still $40, Lydia's was still the place to go on Broadway, and skipping the dishes was not an option' Also on the show this morning... We talked about towels for 6 minutes (seriously... People got really into it though. Like, REALLY into it.), and perks that people think radio announcers get but really don't, https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/578.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/578.m4a No 00:12:21 Wed, 20 Feb 2019 10:01:46 -0600 00:12:21 Cruz Confused Lyrics, Stacie Hates Sloths, & Is Don Cherry Right About Carolina? Tue, 19 Feb 2019 10:40:31 -0600 Why does Stacie hate sloths so much? Why did Cruz Confused Lyrics get so weird today? Why did someone go 212 km/h on Circle Drive? Why are some emojis sexier than others? Who is winning the moose truce between Moose Jaw and Norway? Why is Don Cherry slowed down to sound drunk so funny? We answer all these questions, and more, in today's podcast. Why does Stacie hate sloths so much? Why did Cruz Confused Lyrics get so weird today? Why did someone go 212 km/h on Circle Drive? Why are some emojis sexier than others? Who is winning the moose truce between Moose Jaw and Norway? Why is Don Cherry slowed down to sound drunk so funny? We answer all these questions, and more, in today's podcast. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/577.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/577.m4a No 00:12:49 Tue, 19 Feb 2019 10:40:31 -0600 00:12:49 Bathroom Talkers, Cruz Confused Lyrics, & Are We Getting A New Bridge? Fri, 15 Feb 2019 10:31:55 -0600 Why is it that some people always want to make small talk in the bathroom? It makes the situation so awkward. We had a message for bathroom talkers on the show this morning. Also... Cruz Confused Lyrics, single Grandmas, a new bridge for Saskatoon, Peppa Pig is giving kids accents, furnaces are the real MVP, & the Foo Fighters will never break up. Why is it that some people always want to make small talk in the bathroom? It makes the situation so awkward. We had a message for bathroom talkers on the show this morning. Also... Cruz Confused Lyrics, single Grandmas, a new bridge for Saskatoon, Peppa Pig is giving kids accents, furnaces are the real MVP, & the Foo Fighters will never break up. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/576.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/576.m4a No 00:14:58 Fri, 15 Feb 2019 10:31:55 -0600 00:14:58 Valentines Poems, The Moose Truce Song, Captain Saskatchewan & Should Canada Buy Montana Thu, 14 Feb 2019 10:04:50 -0600 We wrote some sexy poems for our significant others today. Feel free to take a listen, steal them word for word, and pretend you wrote it for your Valentine. We don't mind Also on the show today... The epic 'Moose Truce' song from a group in Norway, another episode of Captain Saskatchewan, waterbeds, & should Canada buy Montana. We wrote some sexy poems for our significant others today. Feel free to take a listen, steal them word for word, and pretend you wrote it for your Valentine. We don't mind Also on the show today... The epic 'Moose Truce' song from a group in Norway, another episode of Captain Saskatchewan, waterbeds, & should Canada buy Montana. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/575.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/575.m4a No 00:12:42 Thu, 14 Feb 2019 10:04:50 -0600 00:12:42 Captain Saskatchewan Saves Us From The Polar Vortex Thu, 14 Feb 2019 07:38:40 -0600 Move over Chase from 'Paw Patrol', Captain Saskatchewan is on the case! If you've had it with this cold snap in #yxe, Captain Saskatchewan is here to save the day! Move over Chase from 'Paw Patrol', Captain Saskatchewan is on the case! If you've had it with this cold snap in #yxe, Captain Saskatchewan is here to save the day! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/574.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/574.m4a No 00:01:46 Thu, 14 Feb 2019 07:38:40 -0600 00:01:46 The Old Dads Club, Cruz Confused Lyrics, The Riders QB Situation & What To Get Guys For Valentines Day Tue, 12 Feb 2019 10:54:22 -0600 Ovary parties, padded bras, and throwing ham... As always, Cruz Confused Lyrics got weird today! As a matter of fact, the whole morning got weird! The old Dads club, when someone's name doesn't match their face, grandmas and their love of jars, free agent scenarios for the Riders, what to get guys for Valentines Day, some Liar Liar references... Tons of stuff in today's podcast! Ovary parties, padded bras, and throwing ham... As always, Cruz Confused Lyrics got weird today! As a matter of fact, the whole morning got weird! The old Dads club, when someone's name doesn't match their face, grandmas and their love of jars, free agent scenarios for the Riders, what to get guys for Valentines Day, some Liar Liar references... Tons of stuff in today's podcast! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/572.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/572.m4a No 00:16:58 Tue, 12 Feb 2019 10:54:22 -0600 00:16:58 Drunk Coach's Corner, Are Self Checkouts Dying Off, Naps, & Valentines Horror Stories Mon, 11 Feb 2019 10:04:29 -0600 Hockey Day in Canada was in Swift Current on Saturday. Which means Don Cherry and Ron MacLean did Coach's Corner from Speedy Creek. Which means Drunk Coach's Corner has a Saskatchewan theme to it today! Also on the show today... Uber complaints, Self checkout machines are the devil, naps in the office, how much would you pay to not be bald, & how Clayton got dumped on Valentines Day once. Hockey Day in Canada was in Swift Current on Saturday. Which means Don Cherry and Ron MacLean did Coach's Corner from Speedy Creek. Which means Drunk Coach's Corner has a Saskatchewan theme to it today! Also on the show today... Uber complaints, Self checkout machines are the devil, naps in the office, how much would you pay to not be bald, & how Clayton got dumped on Valentines Day once. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/571.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/571.m4a No 00:13:05 Mon, 11 Feb 2019 10:04:29 -0600 00:13:05 Cruz Confused Lyrics, Single Guys Smell, & Sleepovers Fri, 08 Feb 2019 10:14:28 -0600 Smoking milk, being bad in bed, and Garden Man: The world's worst superhero... All these things made an appearance on Cruz Confused Lyrics today! Also on the show today... sleepover memories, single guys smell more than married guys, do the Oilers still have playoff chance, & winter snakes Smoking milk, being bad in bed, and Garden Man: The world's worst superhero... All these things made an appearance on Cruz Confused Lyrics today! Also on the show today... sleepover memories, single guys smell more than married guys, do the Oilers still have playoff chance, & winter snakes https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/570.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/570.m4a No 00:10:46 Fri, 08 Feb 2019 10:14:28 -0600 00:10:46 Hinterland Who's Who - The Saskatchewan Winter Snake Fri, 08 Feb 2019 07:03:25 -0600 'Although the winter snake appears tough, it has serious abandonment issues. Its owner rarely comes back to rescue them, leaving them to die a slow death in the streets.' 'Although the winter snake appears tough, it has serious abandonment issues. Its owner rarely comes back to rescue them, leaving them to die a slow death in the streets.' https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/569.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/569.m4a No 00:01:09 Fri, 08 Feb 2019 07:03:25 -0600 00:01:09 Uber Tips, Elderly Bingo Fights, & Seriously, Who Steals a A Tuba? Thu, 07 Feb 2019 10:54:56 -0600 The other Cruz FM in Edmonton gave us a call this morning to give us some advice and tips on Uber. They were so helpful and so wise to us Uber rookies here in Saskatoon (spoiler alert... they were not.) Also on the show this morning... A tuba bandit is on the loose, you might get sued for sharing movies, we're breaking weather records left and right & some elderly ladies get in a fight over bingo. The other Cruz FM in Edmonton gave us a call this morning to give us some advice and tips on Uber. They were so helpful and so wise to us Uber rookies here in Saskatoon (spoiler alert... they were not.) Also on the show this morning... A tuba bandit is on the loose, you might get sued for sharing movies, we're breaking weather records left and right & some elderly ladies get in a fight over bingo. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/568.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/568.m4a No 00:12:52 Thu, 07 Feb 2019 10:54:56 -0600 00:12:52 Regina Doesn't Have Uber, Informer Lyrics Said In a Normal Voice, & Roll Up The Rim Wed, 06 Feb 2019 10:59:56 -0600 Saskatoon has Uber... Regina doesn't. Whenever we get something that they doesn't have, we call our friends Chad & Ballsy from the Wolf in Regina and have some fun with them. Also on the show today... More of Stacie saying the lyrics to 'Informer' by Snow in a normal voice, Clayton's Blades rant, & Orange Juice is yellow. Saskatoon has Uber... Regina doesn't. Whenever we get something that they doesn't have, we call our friends Chad & Ballsy from the Wolf in Regina and have some fun with them. Also on the show today... More of Stacie saying the lyrics to 'Informer' by Snow in a normal voice, Clayton's Blades rant, & Orange Juice is yellow. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/567.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/567.m4a No 00:14:26 Wed, 06 Feb 2019 10:59:56 -0600 00:14:26 Uber Is Here, The 5 Love Languages, A Moose Gate 2019 Update & Tough Guys In The Cold Tue, 05 Feb 2019 10:16:25 -0600 Uber is officially launching in Saskatoon today. We realized something cool with Uber that you may not have realized, and it'll make you feel like a rockstar! Also on the show this morning... Moose Gate 2019 is almost over, the 5 love languages, Saskatoon is not as romantic as it used to be, & that one friend who always brags about how they're never cold. Uber is officially launching in Saskatoon today. We realized something cool with Uber that you may not have realized, and it'll make you feel like a rockstar! Also on the show this morning... Moose Gate 2019 is almost over, the 5 love languages, Saskatoon is not as romantic as it used to be, & that one friend who always brags about how they're never cold. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/566.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/566.m4a No 00:10:25 Tue, 05 Feb 2019 10:16:25 -0600 00:10:25 Confused Lyrics - Gibberish Edition Tue, 05 Feb 2019 07:23:22 -0600 Sometimes we get suggestions for Confused Lyrics that make absolutely no sense. It is impossible to make any words out of the lyrics. That's why today's edition of Confused Lyrics is a tribute to the songs that are complete gibberish! Sometimes we get suggestions for Confused Lyrics that make absolutely no sense. It is impossible to make any words out of the lyrics. That's why today's edition of Confused Lyrics is a tribute to the songs that are complete gibberish! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/565.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/565.m4a No 00:03:07 Tue, 05 Feb 2019 07:23:22 -0600 00:03:07 Grocery Store Scams, Confused Lyrics, Super Bowl Stuff, & Pockets Are The Real MVP Fri, 01 Feb 2019 10:07:38 -0600 'Everything should have pockets. Have you ever seen a girl when she realizes her dress has pockets? She'll walk up to everyone she sees and show off the pockets. Pockets are the key to happiness. That's probably why Pizza Pockets are so delightful' - Clayton Also on the show this morning... grocery stores are like casinos, confused lyrics, & our Super Bowl predictions. We picked the Rams. So yeah, pick the Patriots. 'Everything should have pockets. Have you ever seen a girl when she realizes her dress has pockets? She'll walk up to everyone she sees and show off the pockets. Pockets are the key to happiness. That's probably why Pizza Pockets are so delightful' - Clayton Also on the show this morning... grocery stores are like casinos, confused lyrics, & our Super Bowl predictions. We picked the Rams. So yeah, pick the Patriots. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/564.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/564.m4a No 00:15:00 Fri, 01 Feb 2019 10:07:38 -0600 00:15:00 Shovel Fights, The 'Well Done' Steak Dilemma, & Weird Super Bowl Bets Thu, 31 Jan 2019 10:13:43 -0600 a 61 year old lady got into a shovel fight with a 71 year old lady because one of them was shoveling snow onto their lawn. Is that bad style? What if your neighbours front lawn is huge and has tons of space? We tried to make some shoveling rules today. Also on the show... Stacie thinks you can eat any food and make it sexy, making bets on your Super Bowl party (not just the game), and are people who get their steak well done monsters? a 61 year old lady got into a shovel fight with a 71 year old lady because one of them was shoveling snow onto their lawn. Is that bad style? What if your neighbours front lawn is huge and has tons of space? We tried to make some shoveling rules today. Also on the show... Stacie thinks you can eat any food and make it sexy, making bets on your Super Bowl party (not just the game), and are people who get their steak well done monsters? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/562.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/562.m4a No 00:11:31 Thu, 31 Jan 2019 10:13:43 -0600 00:11:31 Clayton's Rocking Maternity Pants, Dave Coulier, & Moose Jaw's New City Slogan Wed, 30 Jan 2019 10:55:04 -0600 Stacie ordered maternity clothes online last week. When they came in, she realized one pair of pants was too big. Those pants are now Claytons, who thinks all men should hop on the maternity pants bandwagon Also on the show this morning... the 'Jagged Little Pill' album is going broadway, Moose Jaw has a new slogan, criminals are getting dumber, & the 'Minesweeper vs Solitaire vs Freecell' debate. Stacie ordered maternity clothes online last week. When they came in, she realized one pair of pants was too big. Those pants are now Claytons, who thinks all men should hop on the maternity pants bandwagon Also on the show this morning... the 'Jagged Little Pill' album is going broadway, Moose Jaw has a new slogan, criminals are getting dumber, & the 'Minesweeper vs Solitaire vs Freecell' debate. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/561.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/561.m4a No 00:13:35 Wed, 30 Jan 2019 10:55:04 -0600 00:13:35 Are Mascots Creepy, Confused Lyrics, Airport Complaints & Bet The House On The LA Rams Tue, 29 Jan 2019 10:53:56 -0600 There are two types of kids... Those who borderline stalk mascots, and those who pee their pants at the sight of one. We talked about our memorable mascot moments, and the best one since Gritty, on the show today. Also on the show today... Confused Lyrics was hilarious/creepy as always, people are real upset with the airport, Facetime is messing with you, & why do all lottery winners look so sad in their winner photos? There are two types of kids... Those who borderline stalk mascots, and those who pee their pants at the sight of one. We talked about our memorable mascot moments, and the best one since Gritty, on the show today. Also on the show today... Confused Lyrics was hilarious/creepy as always, people are real upset with the airport, Facetime is messing with you, & why do all lottery winners look so sad in their winner photos? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/560.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/560.m4a No 00:13:44 Tue, 29 Jan 2019 10:53:56 -0600 00:13:44 Did Anyone Actually Enjoy Piano Lessons, Fried Chicken, & Drunk Coach's Corner Mon, 28 Jan 2019 10:41:05 -0600 TONS of fun stuff on the show today... Piano lessons as a kid, Australians can party harder than anyone, the story of how Clayton got a Pilsner bunny tattoo on his leg, Stacie with the best Mennonite joke of all time, which wrestler had the best theme music, Don Cherry gets creepy in today's 'Drunk Coach's Corner', and Coronation Street Chirps. TONS of fun stuff on the show today... Piano lessons as a kid, Australians can party harder than anyone, the story of how Clayton got a Pilsner bunny tattoo on his leg, Stacie with the best Mennonite joke of all time, which wrestler had the best theme music, Don Cherry gets creepy in today's 'Drunk Coach's Corner', and Coronation Street Chirps. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/559.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/559.m4a No 00:16:43 Mon, 28 Jan 2019 10:41:05 -0600 00:16:43 Confused Lyrics, Baby Shark Is Taking Over, Norway Has Chirps, & Buffets Are Overrated Fri, 25 Jan 2019 09:55:35 -0600 'The only buffet I actually enjoyed was the Pizza Hut lunch buffet. It was the dream buffet. The start was pizza, the middle aas pizza, and the end was pizza.' - Clayton from Cruz Mornings Also on the show today... Confused lyrics, baby shark is getting a show on Netflix, another MooseGate 2019 update, first impressions & and animals named after cereal are the best. 'The only buffet I actually enjoyed was the Pizza Hut lunch buffet. It was the dream buffet. The start was pizza, the middle aas pizza, and the end was pizza.' - Clayton from Cruz Mornings Also on the show today... Confused lyrics, baby shark is getting a show on Netflix, another MooseGate 2019 update, first impressions & and animals named after cereal are the best. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/557.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/557.m4a No 00:13:45 Fri, 25 Jan 2019 09:55:35 -0600 00:13:45 Fictional Deaths That Ruined Us, Keanu Reeves Loves Road Hockey, & Weezer Teasers Thu, 24 Jan 2019 10:58:13 -0600 It got real sad on Cruz Mornings today. We started talking about TV/movie deaths, and we realized that there have been soooo many of them! Most of them are unbelievably sad too. Also on the show today... Keanu Reeves is a gem, new cover songs from Weezer, Canada is awesome, and some Ric Flair 'WOO's, It got real sad on Cruz Mornings today. We started talking about TV/movie deaths, and we realized that there have been soooo many of them! Most of them are unbelievably sad too. Also on the show today... Keanu Reeves is a gem, new cover songs from Weezer, Canada is awesome, and some Ric Flair 'WOO's, https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/556.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/556.m4a No 00:14:09 Thu, 24 Jan 2019 10:58:13 -0600 00:14:09 MooseGate 2019 Continues, Mario Kart, The Food Guide, & The Grocery Debate Wed, 23 Jan 2019 10:17:11 -0600 You're at the grocery store. You realize you no longer want something in your cart that you put in there earlier. Do you ditch the item where you are? Like, try to sneak it behind some crackers or something... Or do you go back and put it where it belongs? Also on the show today... Mario Kart is coming to your phone, food groups don't exist anymore, MooseGate 2019 continues, and the most Saskatchewan thing ever You're at the grocery store. You realize you no longer want something in your cart that you put in there earlier. Do you ditch the item where you are? Like, try to sneak it behind some crackers or something... Or do you go back and put it where it belongs? Also on the show today... Mario Kart is coming to your phone, food groups don't exist anymore, MooseGate 2019 continues, and the most Saskatchewan thing ever https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/555.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/555.m4a No 00:12:51 Wed, 23 Jan 2019 10:17:11 -0600 00:12:51 Confused Lyrics, MooseGate 2019, Horatio Caine Was a Gem, & Get 'Whose Line Is It Anyway' On Netflix Already! Tue, 22 Jan 2019 10:18:14 -0600 We made 'Dr. Feelgood' by Motley Crue 1000 times better today with Cruz Confused Lyrics. Same with 'Self-Esteem' by The Offspring. Also on the show today... We might steal Horatio Caine's schtick, MooseGate 2019 is getting serious, biking to work in the winter, & Whose Line It Anyway was so underrated. We made 'Dr. Feelgood' by Motley Crue 1000 times better today with Cruz Confused Lyrics. Same with 'Self-Esteem' by The Offspring. Also on the show today... We might steal Horatio Caine's schtick, MooseGate 2019 is getting serious, biking to work in the winter, & Whose Line It Anyway was so underrated. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/554.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/554.m4a No 00:14:02 Tue, 22 Jan 2019 10:18:14 -0600 00:14:02 Drunk Coach's Corner, Moose Drama, Weird 'Firsts' & Clayton Defeated Darian Durant Mon, 21 Jan 2019 10:14:50 -0600 On Mondays, we slow down the audio from Coach's Corner to make Don and Ron sound drunk. Todays 'Drunk Coach's Corner' got real creepy, REAL quick! Also on the show today... Clayton tells the tale of how he beat Darian Durant in a throwing competition during the Saskatchewan Rush halftime show, and there's a ton of moose drama going on in Canada right now. On Mondays, we slow down the audio from Coach's Corner to make Don and Ron sound drunk. Todays 'Drunk Coach's Corner' got real creepy, REAL quick! Also on the show today... Clayton tells the tale of how he beat Darian Durant in a throwing competition during the Saskatchewan Rush halftime show, and there's a ton of moose drama going on in Canada right now. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/553.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/553.m4a No 00:12:54 Mon, 21 Jan 2019 10:14:50 -0600 00:12:54 PDA, Confused Lyrics, Pet Peeves, & Gaining Weight When You're In Love Fri, 18 Jan 2019 10:09:45 -0600 When you're in line at Tim Hortons, or McD's, or wherever, and you wait in line for ten minutes. Then the person in front of you walks up to the till and is like 'Hmmm what should I get?' and takes an extra 2 minutes... Why couldn't you figure that out when you were in line?!' - Clayton's pet peeve Also on the show today... Confused lyrics, Captain Saskatchewan saves the Riders, asking for cash as a gift, and how to stop couples that are all about the PDA. When you're in line at Tim Hortons, or McD's, or wherever, and you wait in line for ten minutes. Then the person in front of you walks up to the till and is like 'Hmmm what should I get?' and takes an extra 2 minutes... Why couldn't you figure that out when you were in line?!' - Clayton's pet peeve Also on the show today... Confused lyrics, Captain Saskatchewan saves the Riders, asking for cash as a gift, and how to stop couples that are all about the PDA. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/552.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/552.m4a No 00:14:21 Fri, 18 Jan 2019 10:09:45 -0600 00:14:21 Captain Saskatchewan Saves The Riders Fri, 18 Jan 2019 07:30:03 -0600 This week has been a nightmare for Rider fans. Chris Jones, Rod Pedersen, Jordan Williams-Lambert... They're all gone! But don't worry, Captain Saskatchewan is here to save the day for #RiderNation This week has been a nightmare for Rider fans. Chris Jones, Rod Pedersen, Jordan Williams-Lambert... They're all gone! But don't worry, Captain Saskatchewan is here to save the day for #RiderNation https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/551.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/551.m4a No 00:02:05 Fri, 18 Jan 2019 07:30:03 -0600 00:02:05 The Riders Are Cursed, Aphrodisiacs, Bachelor Parties, & Moose Jaw Thu, 17 Jan 2019 10:21:31 -0600 First Chris Jones, now Rod Pedersen... Are the Riders cursed? We tried to answer that questions today. Also on the show... couples who make fun of each other, Moose Jaw has been lying to us for years, and chips that are also aphrodisiacs exist. First Chris Jones, now Rod Pedersen... Are the Riders cursed? We tried to answer that questions today. Also on the show... couples who make fun of each other, Moose Jaw has been lying to us for years, and chips that are also aphrodisiacs exist. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/550.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/550.m4a No 00:12:04 Thu, 17 Jan 2019 10:21:31 -0600 00:12:04 Stacie & Clayton Help Out Chad & Ballsy In Their Time Of Need Thu, 17 Jan 2019 07:18:01 -0600 Usually when we call our friends Chad & Ballsy from The Wolf in Regina, it's to mess with them. But yesterday, both of their cars were the victim of a hit and run while they were doing their show. So we decided to put our differences aside and try to help them out a bit. Usually when we call our friends Chad & Ballsy from The Wolf in Regina, it's to mess with them. But yesterday, both of their cars were the victim of a hit and run while they were doing their show. So we decided to put our differences aside and try to help them out a bit. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/549.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/549.m4a No 00:03:08 Thu, 17 Jan 2019 07:18:01 -0600 00:03:08 Chris Jones, The Random People In Your Contacts & Dads That Love Robes Wed, 16 Jan 2019 10:30:29 -0600 Scroll through the contacts in your phone. Guaranteed you'll have 1 or 2 random names that you have no idea how they got there. Something like 'Lindsay red jacket' or 'Tim forehead'. We did that today on the air and it's amazing what you find! Also on the show today... Why Don Atchison should be the new head coach of the Riders, embarrassing stuff your parents did, and why are some Dad's obsessed with their robes? Scroll through the contacts in your phone. Guaranteed you'll have 1 or 2 random names that you have no idea how they got there. Something like 'Lindsay red jacket' or 'Tim forehead'. We did that today on the air and it's amazing what you find! Also on the show today... Why Don Atchison should be the new head coach of the Riders, embarrassing stuff your parents did, and why are some Dad's obsessed with their robes? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/548.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/548.m4a No 00:16:22 Wed, 16 Jan 2019 10:30:29 -0600 00:16:22 Confused Lyrics, What is Glamping, Breakfast Dates,& Cloning Is Creepy As Eff Tue, 15 Jan 2019 10:32:50 -0600 If you want, you can buy lock of Marilyn Monroe's hair for $16,000. Where is buying a dead person's hair on the list of creepy things? It has to be top 5 at least, right? Also on the show today... Confused Lyrics was gold, is going out for breakfast at 6 AM a good idea for a first date, and we take a lot of photos of our dogs... A LOT! If you want, you can buy lock of Marilyn Monroe's hair for $16,000. Where is buying a dead person's hair on the list of creepy things? It has to be top 5 at least, right? Also on the show today... Confused Lyrics was gold, is going out for breakfast at 6 AM a good idea for a first date, and we take a lot of photos of our dogs... A LOT! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/547.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/547.m4a No 00:12:46 Tue, 15 Jan 2019 10:32:50 -0600 00:12:46 Drunk Coach's Corner, Is Curling The Next WWE, & Saskatoon Is Turning Into Game Of Thrones Mon, 14 Jan 2019 10:13:23 -0600 Things got pretty weird today. Drunk Coach's Corner was a hoot. We pictured what it would be like if curling was like the WWE. We also found out that Saskatoon is a lot like the show 'Game of Thrones' Also on the show today... Saskatoon Crime Stoppers is killing it, serving sizes, and a behind the scenes look on Cruz Mornings Things got pretty weird today. Drunk Coach's Corner was a hoot. We pictured what it would be like if curling was like the WWE. We also found out that Saskatoon is a lot like the show 'Game of Thrones' Also on the show today... Saskatoon Crime Stoppers is killing it, serving sizes, and a behind the scenes look on Cruz Mornings https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/546.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/546.m4a No 00:11:25 Mon, 14 Jan 2019 10:13:23 -0600 00:11:25 Confused Lyrics, Things You Love That Others Hate, & Hockey Bum Fri, 11 Jan 2019 10:07:22 -0600 Today on Cruz Mornings we learned that if you say the word 'moist' in a really excited, enthusiastic voice it sounds even creepier than if you say it in a whisper. Try it out! Also on the show today... Confused lyrics got weird as always, hockey players bums are huge, and we invented a new super hero. Today on Cruz Mornings we learned that if you say the word 'moist' in a really excited, enthusiastic voice it sounds even creepier than if you say it in a whisper. Try it out! Also on the show today... Confused lyrics got weird as always, hockey players bums are huge, and we invented a new super hero. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/545.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/545.m4a No 00:13:26 Fri, 11 Jan 2019 10:07:22 -0600 00:13:26 Captain Saskatchewan - Saving The Day For The Stoner Fri, 11 Jan 2019 08:36:05 -0600 He's not the hero we deserve, but he's the hero we need. He is Captain Saskatchewan. Solving Saskatchewan's problems with Saskatchewan solutions. He's not the hero we deserve, but he's the hero we need. He is Captain Saskatchewan. Solving Saskatchewan's problems with Saskatchewan solutions. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/544.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/544.m4a No 00:01:27 Fri, 11 Jan 2019 08:36:05 -0600 00:01:27 Dad Jokes, Eating Naked, The Perogy Debate, & We Solve The Optimist Hill Campaign's Snow Problem Thu, 10 Jan 2019 11:23:15 -0600 Whoever gave us the best Dad joke this morning was going to win tickets to the Def Leppard show in July... 'What do watermelon children do in the summer? They go to John Cougar's Melon Camp' That wasn't even the winner! Also on the show this morning... The 'how to make perogies properly' debate, ridiculous 911 calls, & we solve the Optimist Hill Campaign's 'no snow' problem Whoever gave us the best Dad joke this morning was going to win tickets to the Def Leppard show in July... 'What do watermelon children do in the summer? They go to John Cougar's Melon Camp' That wasn't even the winner! Also on the show this morning... The 'how to make perogies properly' debate, ridiculous 911 calls, & we solve the Optimist Hill Campaign's 'no snow' problem https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/543.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/543.m4a No 00:11:29 Thu, 10 Jan 2019 11:23:15 -0600 00:11:29 Doorbell Lickers, Swearing In Front Of The Kids, & More Mennonite Moments With Stacie Cooper Wed, 09 Jan 2019 10:06:15 -0600 On the show this morning... The best 'Headline Hall of Fame' ever, another gold moment from Stacie's Mennonite childhood, how to properly say 'Saskatchewan', beware of the cheap donair, and would you lie to your spouse about their awful cooking. On the show this morning... The best 'Headline Hall of Fame' ever, another gold moment from Stacie's Mennonite childhood, how to properly say 'Saskatchewan', beware of the cheap donair, and would you lie to your spouse about their awful cooking. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/542.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/542.m4a No 00:12:30 Wed, 09 Jan 2019 10:06:15 -0600 00:12:30 Stacie & Clayton's Wingman & Wingwoman Service Wed, 09 Jan 2019 08:43:33 -0600 Some people make $75 an hour in the UK being a professional Wingman. $75 dollars an hour to make someone look good? How hard could that be! That's why we started our very own Wingman/Wingwoman service for the single folks here in Saskatoon. #yxe Some people make $75 an hour in the UK being a professional Wingman. $75 dollars an hour to make someone look good? How hard could that be! That's why we started our very own Wingman/Wingwoman service for the single folks here in Saskatoon. #yxe https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/541.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/541.m4a No 00:01:56 Wed, 09 Jan 2019 08:43:33 -0600 00:01:56 Restaurant Life Hacks, Slow Internet, The Most Mennonite Thing Ever, & You Should Go To A Blades Game Tue, 08 Jan 2019 11:44:48 -0600 Lots of shenanigans on the show today. Stacie told the most Mennonite story of all time, and Clayton's future wife blackmailed him to take off his pants at a karaoke competition Also... remembering the internet in the early 2000's, a restaurant life hack you'll want to use if you're a picky eater, and Clayton goes on a rant on why you should go to a Blades game this week. Lots of shenanigans on the show today. Stacie told the most Mennonite story of all time, and Clayton's future wife blackmailed him to take off his pants at a karaoke competition Also... remembering the internet in the early 2000's, a restaurant life hack you'll want to use if you're a picky eater, and Clayton goes on a rant on why you should go to a Blades game this week. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/540.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/540.m4a No 00:14:26 Tue, 08 Jan 2019 11:44:48 -0600 00:14:26 Cruz Confused Lyrics Tue, 08 Jan 2019 07:30:19 -0600 Today's edition of Confused Lyrics will change the way you listen to 'You Can't Always Get What You Want' by The Rolling Stones forever. ... And Thin Lizzy's 'The Boys Are Back In Town'... and 'Tom Sawyer' by Rush. Today's edition of Confused Lyrics will change the way you listen to 'You Can't Always Get What You Want' by The Rolling Stones forever. ... And Thin Lizzy's 'The Boys Are Back In Town'... and 'Tom Sawyer' by Rush. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/539.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/539.m4a No 00:02:31 Tue, 08 Jan 2019 07:30:19 -0600 00:02:31 Drunk Coach's Corner, Is Andy Samberg Funny, Vegan-uary, & Online Dating Mon, 07 Jan 2019 10:29:14 -0600 If you haven't heard the spanish radio call of the missed field goal from the Bears/Eagles game last night, you need to listen to the podcast today! The word 'amazing' doesn't do it justice Also on the show today... Drunk Coach's Corner, 'Veganuary' is a thing, and a debate about whether or not Andy Samberg is funny or not. If you haven't heard the spanish radio call of the missed field goal from the Bears/Eagles game last night, you need to listen to the podcast today! The word 'amazing' doesn't do it justice Also on the show today... Drunk Coach's Corner, 'Veganuary' is a thing, and a debate about whether or not Andy Samberg is funny or not. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/538.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/538.m4a No 00:15:16 Mon, 07 Jan 2019 10:29:14 -0600 00:15:16 Confused Lyrics, Auto-Tune, Juice Cleanses Are Fake News, & Clayton Hates His Birthday Fri, 04 Jan 2019 10:32:01 -0600 'Juicers are like those Bowflex machines. You buy them, they become your life for 2 weeks, and then they just sit in your basement as a constant reminder of something you did not follow through on' Also on the show today... Confused lyrics, the worst magic trick attempt of all time, Paul McCartney tries out auto-tune, and why Clayton hates his birthday. 'Juicers are like those Bowflex machines. You buy them, they become your life for 2 weeks, and then they just sit in your basement as a constant reminder of something you did not follow through on' Also on the show today... Confused lyrics, the worst magic trick attempt of all time, Paul McCartney tries out auto-tune, and why Clayton hates his birthday. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/537.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/537.m4a No 00:14:03 Fri, 04 Jan 2019 10:32:01 -0600 00:14:03 If January Could Talk, Super Dave, Maternity Pants, & School Lunches Thu, 03 Jan 2019 10:35:46 -0600 Does anyone else feel kind of bad for January? It comes right after December. Those are some pretty big shoes to fill. Plus, this whole 'dry January' thing is really picking up steam, which doesn't help it's reputation. Today we imagined what it would be like if January could talk Also on the show today... The best Super Dave stunt of all time, school lunches and cafeterias, & Clayton wants to steal Stacie's maternity pants. Does anyone else feel kind of bad for January? It comes right after December. Those are some pretty big shoes to fill. Plus, this whole 'dry January' thing is really picking up steam, which doesn't help it's reputation. Today we imagined what it would be like if January could talk Also on the show today... The best Super Dave stunt of all time, school lunches and cafeterias, & Clayton wants to steal Stacie's maternity pants. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/536.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/536.m4a No 00:18:03 Thu, 03 Jan 2019 10:35:46 -0600 00:18:03 Are Outdoor NHL Games Worth The Hype, Routines, & We Feel Bad For The 2nd Baby Born In 2019 Wed, 02 Jan 2019 10:15:41 -0600 'You've got to feel bad for the 2nd baby born in 2019. They were minutes away from a lifetime of medium level fame. They'll always be thinking of what could have been.' Also on the show today... Outdoor NHL games, Andrew Scheer, & Stacie's baby has Tic-Tac fingers 'You've got to feel bad for the 2nd baby born in 2019. They were minutes away from a lifetime of medium level fame. They'll always be thinking of what could have been.' Also on the show today... Outdoor NHL games, Andrew Scheer, & Stacie's baby has Tic-Tac fingers https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/535.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/535.m4a No 00:11:01 Wed, 02 Jan 2019 10:15:41 -0600 00:11:01 Macaulay Culkin's Comeback, How To Last Minute Xmas Shop, Hats At The Table, & Fantasy Football Finals Thu, 20 Dec 2018 10:10:57 -0600 Just like Team USA in the movie 'Mighty Ducks 2', Macaulay Culkin, aka Kevin McCallister, has made an epic comeback. He's come a long way since his days as frontman of the band 'The Pizza Underground'. If you've never heard any of their songs, you should definitely listen to the podcast today! Also on the show... Hats at the dinner table, a guide on how to Xmas shop with only a few days left to spare, and Stacie's baby bump app is awesome Just like Team USA in the movie 'Mighty Ducks 2', Macaulay Culkin, aka Kevin McCallister, has made an epic comeback. He's come a long way since his days as frontman of the band 'The Pizza Underground'. If you've never heard any of their songs, you should definitely listen to the podcast today! Also on the show... Hats at the dinner table, a guide on how to Xmas shop with only a few days left to spare, and Stacie's baby bump app is awesome https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/531.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/531.m4a No 00:14:09 Thu, 20 Dec 2018 10:10:57 -0600 00:14:09 Pets As Christmas Gifts, Chris Farley, The Boss's Card, & Winnipeg (for the last time!) Wed, 19 Dec 2018 11:07:16 -0600 Getting someone a pet as a Christmas gift... Yay or Nay? According to Stacie, that's 'giving someone the gift of responsibility' which actually sounds super lame. Also on the show this morning... Clayton cried during Adam Sandler's Chris Farley tribute, what to write on the boss's holiday card, and we talk about Winnipeg for the last time because seriously, get over it Winnipeg. Some people made fun of you, we get it, move on. Getting someone a pet as a Christmas gift... Yay or Nay? According to Stacie, that's 'giving someone the gift of responsibility' which actually sounds super lame. Also on the show this morning... Clayton cried during Adam Sandler's Chris Farley tribute, what to write on the boss's holiday card, and we talk about Winnipeg for the last time because seriously, get over it Winnipeg. Some people made fun of you, we get it, move on. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/530.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/530.m4a No 00:12:09 Wed, 19 Dec 2018 11:07:16 -0600 00:12:09 Confused Lyrics, Uber, Porch Pirates, & Cannabis As A Xmas Gift Tue, 18 Dec 2018 10:25:10 -0600 Cruz Mornings on Uber coming to #yxe... 'If there's one thing Saskatoon loves, it's a getting something that the rest of Canada has had for a long time. Remember how crazy we went when we got Taco Bell? The cops had to be called it was getting so wild!' Also on the show this morning... Is it cool to substitute a bottle of wine with marijuana as a Christmas gift, Confused Lyrics, and the Winnipeg/Price is Right saga continues! Cruz Mornings on Uber coming to #yxe... 'If there's one thing Saskatoon loves, it's a getting something that the rest of Canada has had for a long time. Remember how crazy we went when we got Taco Bell? The cops had to be called it was getting so wild!' Also on the show this morning... Is it cool to substitute a bottle of wine with marijuana as a Christmas gift, Confused Lyrics, and the Winnipeg/Price is Right saga continues! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/529.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/529.m4a No 00:15:59 Tue, 18 Dec 2018 10:25:10 -0600 00:15:59 What's The Deal With Cauliflower, Gifts On Trips, & When Someone's Voice Doesn't Match Their Face Mon, 17 Dec 2018 10:22:34 -0600 A radio station in Winnipeg wasn't too happy with Clayton making fun of them when they were featured on the Price is Right. They chirped him pretty good! Also on the show today... Lettuce sucks again, how to properly say 'rudolph', and why do girls always have the hottest showers A radio station in Winnipeg wasn't too happy with Clayton making fun of them when they were featured on the Price is Right. They chirped him pretty good! Also on the show today... Lettuce sucks again, how to properly say 'rudolph', and why do girls always have the hottest showers https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/528.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/528.m4a No 00:14:44 Mon, 17 Dec 2018 10:22:34 -0600 00:14:44 Stacie's Back, Confused Lyrics, Gravy Lotion, & Text Scams Fri, 14 Dec 2018 16:15:26 -0600 After three weeks off, Stacie Cooper is back! We talked about her amazing trip to Spain which included Coronation Street for some reason. Also on the show thing morning... Confused Lyrics, bloopers, gravy lotion, and everyone is getting scammed. After three weeks off, Stacie Cooper is back! We talked about her amazing trip to Spain which included Coronation Street for some reason. Also on the show thing morning... Confused Lyrics, bloopers, gravy lotion, and everyone is getting scammed. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/527.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/527.m4a No 00:15:20 Fri, 14 Dec 2018 16:15:26 -0600 00:15:20 Home Alone Theories, The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, & The Dreaded Christmas Recorder Concert Thu, 13 Dec 2018 09:57:56 -0600 'If you bought an appliance from Sears, you still have to pay for the warranty, even though they don't exist anymore. Paying for something and getting nothing in return... Reminds me of when the Oilers drafted Nail Yakupov' 'People are mad that Janet Jackson is going into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. I wouldn't worry about them too much though. Those same people will find another Xmas song to be offended by and forget about the Janet Jackson thing in a week' Just a few quotes from the show this morning! 'If you bought an appliance from Sears, you still have to pay for the warranty, even though they don't exist anymore. Paying for something and getting nothing in return... Reminds me of when the Oilers drafted Nail Yakupov' 'People are mad that Janet Jackson is going into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. I wouldn't worry about them too much though. Those same people will find another Xmas song to be offended by and forget about the Janet Jackson thing in a week' Just a few quotes from the show this morning! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/526.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/526.m4a No 00:08:09 Thu, 13 Dec 2018 09:57:56 -0600 00:08:09 The Price Is Right, Behind The Scenes @ Cruz Mornings, & Making Equalization Payments Sexy Wed, 12 Dec 2018 10:16:27 -0600 Sometimes on Cruz Mornings we like to turn unsexy things into sexy things. Clayton tried to do that with the 13 billion dollars Quebec got in equalization payments... Didn't go great. Also on the show this morning... The worst showcase in Price is Right history, pucks to the groin, and cockroaches might be the solution to Saskatoon's garbage problem... Seriously! Sometimes on Cruz Mornings we like to turn unsexy things into sexy things. Clayton tried to do that with the 13 billion dollars Quebec got in equalization payments... Didn't go great. Also on the show this morning... The worst showcase in Price is Right history, pucks to the groin, and cockroaches might be the solution to Saskatoon's garbage problem... Seriously! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/525.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/525.m4a No 00:07:02 Wed, 12 Dec 2018 10:16:27 -0600 00:07:02 Confused Lyrics, Equalized Payments, The Underwear Dilemma, & The Nickelback Debate Tue, 11 Dec 2018 10:17:00 -0600 Everyone who lives in Saskatchewan does the same thing when we see how much Quebec gets in equalized payments. Also on the show today... The Nickelback debate, the underwear dilemma, bring bilingual is sexy, and Confused Lyrics! Everyone who lives in Saskatchewan does the same thing when we see how much Quebec gets in equalized payments. Also on the show today... The Nickelback debate, the underwear dilemma, bring bilingual is sexy, and Confused Lyrics! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/524.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/524.m4a No 00:07:48 Tue, 11 Dec 2018 10:17:00 -0600 00:07:48 Drunk Coach's Corner, NEVER Shave Your Beard, & The Canadian Band-Aid Mon, 10 Dec 2018 10:02:12 -0600 Ron corrects Don's grammar in 'Drunk coach's Corner', why you should never shave your beard, the Canada Walk of Game messed up big time, and a cheese amusement park actually exists. Ron corrects Don's grammar in 'Drunk coach's Corner', why you should never shave your beard, the Canada Walk of Game messed up big time, and a cheese amusement park actually exists. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/523.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/523.m4a No 00:07:41 Mon, 10 Dec 2018 10:02:12 -0600 00:07:41 Confused Lyrics, Uber Is Coming, & DJ or Live Band: What Would You Choose For Your Wedding? Fri, 07 Dec 2018 09:52:24 -0600 'If you're going to your parents place for Christmas this year, bring some photos of Chuck Norris with you. Then replace a few photos that are framed at your parents place with the Chuck Norris photos, and see how long it takes for your parents to notice' Also on the show today... Would you rather have a DJ or a live band at your wedding, and Uber is coming to Saskatoon! 'If you're going to your parents place for Christmas this year, bring some photos of Chuck Norris with you. Then replace a few photos that are framed at your parents place with the Chuck Norris photos, and see how long it takes for your parents to notice' Also on the show today... Would you rather have a DJ or a live band at your wedding, and Uber is coming to Saskatoon! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/522.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/522.m4a No 00:07:56 Fri, 07 Dec 2018 09:52:24 -0600 00:07:56 Is Rudolph Offensive, Potatoes, & Bags Are The Real MVP During Christmas Thu, 06 Dec 2018 10:00:26 -0600 'If something is really, really offensive, then of course it should be banned. But if we start analyzing every little thing and start banning stuff just because we can... We are going to have to ban a lot of stuff. Home Alone, The Office, even Paw Patrol might get banned' Also on the show today... We're running out of potatoes, does Clayton watch 'The View', and bags are just fantastic. 'If something is really, really offensive, then of course it should be banned. But if we start analyzing every little thing and start banning stuff just because we can... We are going to have to ban a lot of stuff. Home Alone, The Office, even Paw Patrol might get banned' Also on the show today... We're running out of potatoes, does Clayton watch 'The View', and bags are just fantastic. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/521.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/521.m4a No 00:09:37 Thu, 06 Dec 2018 10:00:26 -0600 00:09:37 The Seattle Frasier Cranes, A Poutine With 6 Fries, & What To Do If Someone Opens 2 Doors For You Wed, 05 Dec 2018 10:03:22 -0600 If someone opens 2 doors for you in a row, like back to back, do you say thank you twice? We asked that question on the show today because we tackle the serious issues. Also on the show today... what would it sound like if Seattle named their hockey team the 'Seattle Frasier Cranes'? If someone opens 2 doors for you in a row, like back to back, do you say thank you twice? We asked that question on the show today because we tackle the serious issues. Also on the show today... what would it sound like if Seattle named their hockey team the 'Seattle Frasier Cranes'? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/520.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/520.m4a No 00:03:42 Wed, 05 Dec 2018 10:03:22 -0600 00:03:42 The Regina Power Outage Of 2018 Wed, 05 Dec 2018 08:25:45 -0600 Pretty much all of Regina was without power yesterday until late in the afternoon... Meanwhile in Saskatoon, it was business as usual. So we thought we'd call our friends MY 92.1 and 104.9 The Wolf in Regina and check up on them and have some fun at their expense. #yxe #yqr Pretty much all of Regina was without power yesterday until late in the afternoon... Meanwhile in Saskatoon, it was business as usual. So we thought we'd call our friends MY 92.1 and 104.9 The Wolf in Regina and check up on them and have some fun at their expense. #yxe #yqr https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/519.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/519.m4a No 00:05:02 Wed, 05 Dec 2018 08:25:45 -0600 00:05:02 Confused Lyrics, Sparkling Gravy, & Clayton Fails At A Bunch Of Stuff Tue, 04 Dec 2018 09:49:07 -0600 Clayton tried to prank his Mom this morning... He failed He tried to chirp our sister station X92.9 in Calgary about the Rush/Roughnecks game on Saturday... He failed He tried to make his fiance laugh during wedding planning... He failed So if you're having a bad day, cheer up by laughing at his failures on today's podcast Clayton tried to prank his Mom this morning... He failed He tried to chirp our sister station X92.9 in Calgary about the Rush/Roughnecks game on Saturday... He failed He tried to make his fiance laugh during wedding planning... He failed So if you're having a bad day, cheer up by laughing at his failures on today's podcast https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/518.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/518.m4a No 00:09:17 Tue, 04 Dec 2018 09:49:07 -0600 00:09:17 Clayton Tries Pranking His Mom, Fails Miserably Tue, 04 Dec 2018 08:08:58 -0600 There's a Mom in the UK who is charging her family $21 to come to Christmas dinner. Clayton's parents always host Christmas at their place, but this year they're not. So he thought he'd try and prank his Mom by seeing what she'd say if he charged them to come to his place for Christmas dinner... It did not go the way thought it would. There's a Mom in the UK who is charging her family $21 to come to Christmas dinner. Clayton's parents always host Christmas at their place, but this year they're not. So he thought he'd try and prank his Mom by seeing what she'd say if he charged them to come to his place for Christmas dinner... It did not go the way thought it would. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/517.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/517.m4a No 00:03:26 Tue, 04 Dec 2018 08:08:58 -0600 00:03:26 Drunk Coach's Corner, Man Baths, & Why You Should Always Double Check Who You're Texting Mon, 03 Dec 2018 10:14:12 -0600 Every Monday, we do this thing called Drunk Coach's Corner. Today's might be the best one of all time. Don and Ron talking about the Toronto Raptors is just hilarious! Also on the show today... Are baths gross or relaxing, Clayton's engagement photo story, Uber for shoveling snow, and why you should always double check who you're texting. Every Monday, we do this thing called Drunk Coach's Corner. Today's might be the best one of all time. Don and Ron talking about the Toronto Raptors is just hilarious! Also on the show today... Are baths gross or relaxing, Clayton's engagement photo story, Uber for shoveling snow, and why you should always double check who you're texting. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/516.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/516.m4a No 00:07:12 Mon, 03 Dec 2018 10:14:12 -0600 00:07:12 Does Adding Sleigh Bells To Alanis Morissette (& The Divinyls) Make Them Xmas Songs? Mon, 03 Dec 2018 08:41:51 -0600 Last week, we put sleigh bells behind Aerosmith's 'Sweet Emotion' and it made the song sound super Christmasy. So we came to the conclusion that adding bells to any song instantly makes it a Christmas song We put that theory to the test today by adding it to the background of 'I Touch Myself' by The Divinyls (and some Alanis tunes) Last week, we put sleigh bells behind Aerosmith's 'Sweet Emotion' and it made the song sound super Christmasy. So we came to the conclusion that adding bells to any song instantly makes it a Christmas song We put that theory to the test today by adding it to the background of 'I Touch Myself' by The Divinyls (and some Alanis tunes) https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/515.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/515.m4a No 00:02:00 Mon, 03 Dec 2018 08:41:51 -0600 00:02:00 Confused Lyrics, Office Xmas Parties Are The Best & Clayton Gets A Sneak Peek Of Married Life Fri, 30 Nov 2018 09:57:08 -0600 'My fiance just texted me to say thanks for folding her laundry... I folded her laundry 5 days ago... Girls laundry is so weird. How do you fold a bra? Combine the two cups to make a super cup? When it comes to underwear, I just roll it into a ball and throw it into a drawer' Also on the show today: Confused lyrics, the most American headline of all time, and why you should ALWAYS go to the office Xmas party 'My fiance just texted me to say thanks for folding her laundry... I folded her laundry 5 days ago... Girls laundry is so weird. How do you fold a bra? Combine the two cups to make a super cup? When it comes to underwear, I just roll it into a ball and throw it into a drawer' Also on the show today: Confused lyrics, the most American headline of all time, and why you should ALWAYS go to the office Xmas party https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/514.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/514.m4a No 00:09:06 Fri, 30 Nov 2018 09:57:08 -0600 00:09:06 Dad's Love The Thermostat, Every Kijiji Ad Is The Same, & City Council Is Like The Young and The Restless Thu, 29 Nov 2018 10:37:05 -0600 Today on the show... An app that Dads who are picky with the thermostat will love, every used car ad on Kijiji is the exact same, ladies love guys who play clarinet, and City Council lately has been like an episode of The Young and the Restless. Wait until you hear the mashup Clayton put together today! Today on the show... An app that Dads who are picky with the thermostat will love, every used car ad on Kijiji is the exact same, ladies love guys who play clarinet, and City Council lately has been like an episode of The Young and the Restless. Wait until you hear the mashup Clayton put together today! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/513.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/513.m4a No 00:05:50 Thu, 29 Nov 2018 10:37:05 -0600 00:05:50 Zombie Spiders, The Only Xmas Song You Need, & Budget's Suck Wed, 28 Nov 2018 10:26:55 -0600 Stacie: 'I feel for city council during budget time. Can you imagine being stuck in a room for 10 hours every single day with the same people? After a while you'd get a little annoyed with some people!' Clayton: 'Umm... We're stuck in a room together for like 8 hours each day Stacie... What are you getting at here?' Stacie: 'I feel for city council during budget time. Can you imagine being stuck in a room for 10 hours every single day with the same people? After a while you'd get a little annoyed with some people!' Clayton: 'Umm... We're stuck in a room together for like 8 hours each day Stacie... What are you getting at here?' https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/512.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/512.m4a No 00:13:02 Wed, 28 Nov 2018 10:26:55 -0600 00:13:02 Making The Budget Sexy, Confused Lyrics, The Grammar Police, & Hugh Dillon Tue, 27 Nov 2018 10:57:39 -0600 Quote of the morning: Add the line 'if you catch my drift' to any phrase and it automatically becomes sexy. 'We're out of milk... If you catch my drift' So much stuff of the show today! We made the budget sexy, talked about the grammar police, got weird with Confused Lyrics, had another epic pregnancy brain moment from Stacie, and Hugh Dillon from The Headstones joined us at the end! Quote of the morning: Add the line 'if you catch my drift' to any phrase and it automatically becomes sexy. 'We're out of milk... If you catch my drift' So much stuff of the show today! We made the budget sexy, talked about the grammar police, got weird with Confused Lyrics, had another epic pregnancy brain moment from Stacie, and Hugh Dillon from The Headstones joined us at the end! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/511.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/511.m4a No 00:19:45 Tue, 27 Nov 2018 10:57:39 -0600 00:19:45 Drunk Coach's Corner, Stacie Wins Wife Of The Year, & Stacie Can't Stop Getting Parking Tickets Mon, 26 Nov 2018 10:33:03 -0600 Stacie got a parking ticket today while paying for another parking ticket she got a few weeks ago. Clayton thinks she can get out of it by playing the pregnancy brain card. Then again, that's his advice for everything. Also on the show this morning... Drunk Coach's corner was gold, the gingerbread cookies at the Festival of Trees are amazing, and every holiday, not just Christmas, should have a tree. Stacie got a parking ticket today while paying for another parking ticket she got a few weeks ago. Clayton thinks she can get out of it by playing the pregnancy brain card. Then again, that's his advice for everything. Also on the show this morning... Drunk Coach's corner was gold, the gingerbread cookies at the Festival of Trees are amazing, and every holiday, not just Christmas, should have a tree. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/507.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/507.m4a No 00:13:18 Mon, 26 Nov 2018 10:33:03 -0600 00:13:18 The Best Way To Wake Up, CFL vs NFL, & People Watching On Black Friday Fri, 23 Nov 2018 09:58:29 -0600 If you're one of those people who struggles waking up in the morning, listen to the podcast!! Clayton has a sure fire way to make you get out of bed in a happy mood every single day that's Guaranteed to work. Also on the show today... Lettuce is still trying to kill us, and why do NFL fans and CFL fans always argue? If you're one of those people who struggles waking up in the morning, listen to the podcast!! Clayton has a sure fire way to make you get out of bed in a happy mood every single day that's Guaranteed to work. Also on the show today... Lettuce is still trying to kill us, and why do NFL fans and CFL fans always argue? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/506.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/506.m4a No 00:08:04 Fri, 23 Nov 2018 09:58:29 -0600 00:08:04 Cruz Confused Lyrics Fri, 23 Nov 2018 08:24:21 -0600 Everyone in Canada is talking about lettuce. It's everywhere... It's even in 'Confused Lyrics' today! STOP TAUNTING US LETTUCE! Everyone in Canada is talking about lettuce. It's everywhere... It's even in 'Confused Lyrics' today! STOP TAUNTING US LETTUCE! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/505.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/505.m4a No 00:02:02 Fri, 23 Nov 2018 08:24:21 -0600 00:02:02 A Message For The Humboldt Grinch, Delisle's Rink Is Awesome & A Prank Blows Up In Clayton's Face Thu, 22 Nov 2018 10:48:50 -0600 Someone has been stealing the lights and decorations at Humboldt's Festival of Lights. We had a stern message for the Grinch who's responsible, and by 'we' I mean myself and Liam Neeson from 'Taken'. Also on the show this morning... People love Delisle's Rink, a positive to the Canada Post strike, kids love jumbotrons, and a prank blows up in Clayton's face. Someone has been stealing the lights and decorations at Humboldt's Festival of Lights. We had a stern message for the Grinch who's responsible, and by 'we' I mean myself and Liam Neeson from 'Taken'. Also on the show this morning... People love Delisle's Rink, a positive to the Canada Post strike, kids love jumbotrons, and a prank blows up in Clayton's face. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/504.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/504.m4a No 00:10:32 Thu, 22 Nov 2018 10:48:50 -0600 00:10:32 Smoke Breaks, Life Hacks That Actually Work, & BC Keeps Flinging Their Poop Wed, 21 Nov 2018 10:31:05 -0600 Remember that lady who went #2 on a Tim Horton's floor in Langley, B.C. and threw it at the person behind the counter? Well, it happened again! (minus the Tim Horton's) Two poop-flinging stories in one year B.C... Figure it out! Also on the show this morning... Sports fans can be the worst, and non-smokers getting days off to make up for smokers getting breaks. Remember that lady who went #2 on a Tim Horton's floor in Langley, B.C. and threw it at the person behind the counter? Well, it happened again! (minus the Tim Horton's) Two poop-flinging stories in one year B.C... Figure it out! Also on the show this morning... Sports fans can be the worst, and non-smokers getting days off to make up for smokers getting breaks. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/503.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/503.m4a No 00:09:42 Wed, 21 Nov 2018 10:31:05 -0600 00:09:42 Confused Lyrics, Drunk Coach's Corner, Pay-As-You-Throw, & Alberta Is The New BC Tue, 20 Nov 2018 09:59:20 -0600 'Bohemian Rhapsody' is now the highest grossing music biopic. Which means, just like superhero movies, Hollywood is probably going to come out with a bunch more. We came up with a few ideas for what the WORST music biopics would be. Also on the show today... A Home Alone theory that will blow your mind, we discuss the new 'pay as you throw' garbage system, and we write a new commercial for Tourism Alberta 'Bohemian Rhapsody' is now the highest grossing music biopic. Which means, just like superhero movies, Hollywood is probably going to come out with a bunch more. We came up with a few ideas for what the WORST music biopics would be. Also on the show today... A Home Alone theory that will blow your mind, we discuss the new 'pay as you throw' garbage system, and we write a new commercial for Tourism Alberta https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/502.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/502.m4a No 00:13:30 Tue, 20 Nov 2018 09:59:20 -0600 00:13:30 Cereal and Cartoons, Things You Used To Hate But Now Love, & Iceland Seems Cool Mon, 19 Nov 2018 10:11:09 -0600 Quote of the morning: 'When I was a kid, I would eat 5-6 bowls of cereal a morning. If I did that now, I'd have to go to the hospital' Also on the show this morning... Clayton loves candles, Iceland has it good, Cops have a great sense of humour, and why the Florida Panthers should play in the potential outdoor game in Regina. Quote of the morning: 'When I was a kid, I would eat 5-6 bowls of cereal a morning. If I did that now, I'd have to go to the hospital' Also on the show this morning... Clayton loves candles, Iceland has it good, Cops have a great sense of humour, and why the Florida Panthers should play in the potential outdoor game in Regina. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/501.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/501.m4a No 00:10:42 Mon, 19 Nov 2018 10:11:09 -0600 00:10:42 Any Song + Sleigh Bells = A Christmas Song Mon, 19 Nov 2018 08:50:08 -0600 Christmas music... It hasn't changed in years. Sure, it's upbeat and cheery. But after a while it can get a little old. We figured out that you can make any song a Christmas song just by adding bells in the background. Even Nickelback. Seriously, it works. Take a listen if you don't believe us! Christmas music... It hasn't changed in years. Sure, it's upbeat and cheery. But after a while it can get a little old. We figured out that you can make any song a Christmas song just by adding bells in the background. Even Nickelback. Seriously, it works. Take a listen if you don't believe us! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/500.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/500.m4a No 00:02:55 Mon, 19 Nov 2018 08:50:08 -0600 00:02:55 Clayton Writes A Song For Stacie, Clayton Writes A Song For Kendra, & The NLL Fri, 16 Nov 2018 10:47:22 -0600 The two ladies here on Cruz FM, Stacie and Kendra, both had today off. Clayton really missed them, so he wrote them a song to the tune of 'Angie' by the Rolling Stones. Spoiler alert, they're bad. Quote of the morning: 'The kids menu back in the day at Tim Horton's was just a box of Timbits. Your Dad would throw a box of ten of them at you in the backseat, then ask you to roll your window up so his smoke wouldn't go out. Ah, the 80's. Simpler times' The two ladies here on Cruz FM, Stacie and Kendra, both had today off. Clayton really missed them, so he wrote them a song to the tune of 'Angie' by the Rolling Stones. Spoiler alert, they're bad. Quote of the morning: 'The kids menu back in the day at Tim Horton's was just a box of Timbits. Your Dad would throw a box of ten of them at you in the backseat, then ask you to roll your window up so his smoke wouldn't go out. Ah, the 80's. Simpler times' https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/499.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/499.m4a No 00:10:19 Fri, 16 Nov 2018 10:47:22 -0600 00:10:19 Cruz Confused Lyrics Fri, 16 Nov 2018 08:37:29 -0600 Donuts, naked fetuses, and churching yourself. This might be the weirdest 'Cruz Confused Lyrics' ever! Donuts, naked fetuses, and churching yourself. This might be the weirdest 'Cruz Confused Lyrics' ever! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/498.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/498.m4a No 00:01:55 Fri, 16 Nov 2018 08:37:29 -0600 00:01:55 Pregnancy Brain Galore, Prame (pride and shame at the same time) Moments, & The Walk-In Clinic Waiting Room SUCKS Thu, 15 Nov 2018 10:40:01 -0600 Holy baby talk this morning! Ultrasounds, pregnancy brain, cravings... we talked about it all! We also talked about 'prame' moments, if a new arena would work on the Exhibition grounds, the parking ticket prank, and how much walk-in clinic waiting rooms suck. Holy baby talk this morning! Ultrasounds, pregnancy brain, cravings... we talked about it all! We also talked about 'prame' moments, if a new arena would work on the Exhibition grounds, the parking ticket prank, and how much walk-in clinic waiting rooms suck. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/497.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/497.m4a No 00:11:54 Thu, 15 Nov 2018 10:40:01 -0600 00:11:54 The Most Dangerous Toys (of 2018), Falling Asleep In Weird Places & Dave Grohl Is A Gem Wed, 14 Nov 2018 10:34:52 -0600 IKEA will now buy your gently used, already assembled furniture so they can re-sell them. But they don't give you cash, they give you IKEA gift cards. So that makes you buy more IKEA furniture, which you will then sell back to IKEA for more IKEA gift cards... Talked about this on the show today, plus Xmas decorations (is waiting a week before Christmas too late?) weird places you fall asleep, and Dave Grohl doing Dave Grohl things. IKEA will now buy your gently used, already assembled furniture so they can re-sell them. But they don't give you cash, they give you IKEA gift cards. So that makes you buy more IKEA furniture, which you will then sell back to IKEA for more IKEA gift cards... Talked about this on the show today, plus Xmas decorations (is waiting a week before Christmas too late?) weird places you fall asleep, and Dave Grohl doing Dave Grohl things. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/495.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/495.m4a No 00:11:45 Wed, 14 Nov 2018 10:34:52 -0600 00:11:45 Saskatoon's Bid For The 2026 Olympic Games Wed, 14 Nov 2018 07:57:34 -0600 Yesterday, Calgary voted against putting in a bid for the 2026 Olympic Games. Calgary's loss could be Saskatoon's gain. If they're not going to host the Olympics, we should! We even made a commercial to convince the IOC to come here. Yesterday, Calgary voted against putting in a bid for the 2026 Olympic Games. Calgary's loss could be Saskatoon's gain. If they're not going to host the Olympics, we should! We even made a commercial to convince the IOC to come here. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/494.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/494.m4a No 00:01:38 Wed, 14 Nov 2018 07:57:34 -0600 00:01:38 Stan Lee Was A Gem, Confused Lyrics, & Drunk Coach's Corner Tue, 13 Nov 2018 10:41:13 -0600 Quote of the morning: 'I hope they keep making Toy Story movies forever. Toy Story 48... Andy's Funeral. That's a movie I'd go see' Also on the show this morning... Confused Lyrics was all about animals (and lice) today, Drunk Coach's Corner was hilarious as always, Millennial Monopoly is a real thing, and another scam is taking advantage of people in Saskatoon Quote of the morning: 'I hope they keep making Toy Story movies forever. Toy Story 48... Andy's Funeral. That's a movie I'd go see' Also on the show this morning... Confused Lyrics was all about animals (and lice) today, Drunk Coach's Corner was hilarious as always, Millennial Monopoly is a real thing, and another scam is taking advantage of people in Saskatoon https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/493.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/493.m4a No 00:13:42 Tue, 13 Nov 2018 10:41:13 -0600 00:13:42 Confused Lyrics, Wood Chips To The Rescue, & Go To A Legion On Remembrance Day Fri, 09 Nov 2018 10:10:00 -0600 It doesn't matter what you do on Remembrance Day, just make sure you do something to honour our veterans. Here's a cool idea... Go to the Legion and play some crib, or maybe buy a round for some veterans there. Also on the show today... Wood chips helping the roads of Saskatoon and Confused Lyrics. It doesn't matter what you do on Remembrance Day, just make sure you do something to honour our veterans. Here's a cool idea... Go to the Legion and play some crib, or maybe buy a round for some veterans there. Also on the show today... Wood chips helping the roads of Saskatoon and Confused Lyrics. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/492.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/492.m4a No 00:11:50 Fri, 09 Nov 2018 10:10:00 -0600 00:11:50 Rod Pedersen On The Weather For The West Semi-Final, Zach Collaros, & The Bombers Defence Fri, 09 Nov 2018 09:21:10 -0600 The west semi-final is on Sunday and the voice of the Riders, Rod Pedersen, joined us this morning to give us a preview of the game. P.S. He doesn't even know for sure if Zach Collaros is playing! The west semi-final is on Sunday and the voice of the Riders, Rod Pedersen, joined us this morning to give us a preview of the game. P.S. He doesn't even know for sure if Zach Collaros is playing! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/491.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/491.m4a No 00:06:09 Fri, 09 Nov 2018 09:21:10 -0600 00:06:09 Stacie's Pregnancy Brain, The Downtown Arena Debate (AGAIN), The Facebook Dating App, & The 'Friends' Movie Thu, 08 Nov 2018 10:23:40 -0600 The podcast is a little long today. Why? Because Stacie's pregnancy brain was in full force. Not only does it make her a bit forgetful, but also kind of silly. I mean today we talked about umbilical cord jewelry, Johnny Cash's ghost, and we even made a fake commercial for the Facebook dating app. The next 4 months are going to be fun! The podcast is a little long today. Why? Because Stacie's pregnancy brain was in full force. Not only does it make her a bit forgetful, but also kind of silly. I mean today we talked about umbilical cord jewelry, Johnny Cash's ghost, and we even made a fake commercial for the Facebook dating app. The next 4 months are going to be fun! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/490.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/490.m4a No 00:15:11 Thu, 08 Nov 2018 10:23:40 -0600 00:15:11 Aliens, Winter Driving Myths, & The U.S. Elected A Dead Guy (and other election stuff) Wed, 07 Nov 2018 09:48:29 -0600 Quote of the morning: 'Can you imagine walking into a bar where half the TV's were playing American politics, and the other half were playing the Leafs game? Worst case scenario right there!' (jk Leaf fans, we think you're cool!) Also on the show this morning... Do you let your car run for a few minutes in the winter before driving it? We discussed some winter driving myths that aren't true. Quote of the morning: 'Can you imagine walking into a bar where half the TV's were playing American politics, and the other half were playing the Leafs game? Worst case scenario right there!' (jk Leaf fans, we think you're cool!) Also on the show this morning... Do you let your car run for a few minutes in the winter before driving it? We discussed some winter driving myths that aren't true. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/489.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/489.m4a No 00:14:16 Wed, 07 Nov 2018 09:48:29 -0600 00:14:16 Stacie Is Pregnant, Clayton Kissed His Mom In Front Of The Entire School, & Confused Lyrics Tue, 06 Nov 2018 10:11:22 -0600 Stacie is 'wearing the bustle wrong'... That's Mennonite for 'bun in the oven'. Stacie is going to have a baby!! Yayyy! We talked about how hard it is keeping that secret for so long! Also on the show today... Clayton talks about the prank that made him kiss his Mom in front of the whole school, Confused Lyrics, how much do you need to make to live comfortably, and Clayton's 'reply all' email blunder. Stacie is 'wearing the bustle wrong'... That's Mennonite for 'bun in the oven'. Stacie is going to have a baby!! Yayyy! We talked about how hard it is keeping that secret for so long! Also on the show today... Clayton talks about the prank that made him kiss his Mom in front of the whole school, Confused Lyrics, how much do you need to make to live comfortably, and Clayton's 'reply all' email blunder. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/488.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/488.m4a No 00:13:45 Tue, 06 Nov 2018 10:11:22 -0600 00:13:45 The Check Engine Light, Confused Lyrics, Rotten Tomatoes Is Dumb & Getting Old = Not Caring How You Look Fri, 02 Nov 2018 10:19:02 -0600 There are two types of people in the world: Those who go right to the shop when the 'check engine' light comes on, and those who risk it and drive with it on for 8 months. Also on the show this morning... Confused lyrics was gold, Don't listen to Rotten Tomatoes, and is the phrase 'the older you get, the less you care about how you look' true? There are two types of people in the world: Those who go right to the shop when the 'check engine' light comes on, and those who risk it and drive with it on for 8 months. Also on the show this morning... Confused lyrics was gold, Don't listen to Rotten Tomatoes, and is the phrase 'the older you get, the less you care about how you look' true? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/486.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/486.m4a No 00:13:26 Fri, 02 Nov 2018 10:19:02 -0600 00:13:26 Dogs Probably Hate Halloween, #NationalMenMakeDinnerDay, & Stuff You're A Diva About Thu, 01 Nov 2018 10:42:36 -0600 Imagine being in your dog's shoes for Halloween... You're wearing something you don't want to, strangers dangers are constantly coming to the door, and your human is giving away chocolate (which they say is poison) to tiny humans! What a weird day for your dog! Imagine being in your dog's shoes for Halloween... You're wearing something you don't want to, strangers dangers are constantly coming to the door, and your human is giving away chocolate (which they say is poison) to tiny humans! What a weird day for your dog! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/485.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/485.m4a No 00:12:02 Thu, 01 Nov 2018 10:42:36 -0600 00:12:02 The Bessborough Ghost, Halloween Stuff, & Stacie & Clayton Have Never Punched Someone In The Face Wed, 31 Oct 2018 10:47:45 -0600 There are two myths in Saskatoon: Someone belly flopped off the top diving board at Harry Bailey pool and died, and there is a ghost that lives in the very top floor of the Bessborough. Because it's Halloween, we talked about the all different versions of that story we've heard in our lifetime. Also on the show today... How to trick or treat as an adult, Mr. Feeny is a boss, colon forts (you'll see) and are you soft if you've never punched someone in the face. There are two myths in Saskatoon: Someone belly flopped off the top diving board at Harry Bailey pool and died, and there is a ghost that lives in the very top floor of the Bessborough. Because it's Halloween, we talked about the all different versions of that story we've heard in our lifetime. Also on the show today... How to trick or treat as an adult, Mr. Feeny is a boss, colon forts (you'll see) and are you soft if you've never punched someone in the face. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/482.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/482.m4a No 00:09:32 Wed, 31 Oct 2018 10:47:45 -0600 00:09:32 Confused Lyrics, Coc Saget And AFHV Are Coming Back (kind of), & Clayton's Bachelor Week Tue, 30 Oct 2018 10:36:13 -0600 Clayton - 'You know what they say about guys with big hands, right??' Stacie - 'Umm, kinda?' Clayton - 'They're really good at throwing a football because they can grip it easier... What did you think I was going to say?' Also on the show today... Canadians want to eat less meat, how long do leftovers last, Bob Saget is back, and Clayton's bachelor week begins Clayton - 'You know what they say about guys with big hands, right??' Stacie - 'Umm, kinda?' Clayton - 'They're really good at throwing a football because they can grip it easier... What did you think I was going to say?' Also on the show today... Canadians want to eat less meat, how long do leftovers last, Bob Saget is back, and Clayton's bachelor week begins https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/481.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/481.m4a No 00:13:38 Tue, 30 Oct 2018 10:36:13 -0600 00:13:38 Keeping Track Of Trick-Or-Treaters, RIP Scuz, & Pet Names For Your Lover Mon, 29 Oct 2018 10:21:45 -0600 Why do we always keep track of how many trick-or-treaters we get? It's like a competition for some people but you can't control it at all! Also on the show today... What pet names do you have for your significant other, sexy halloween costumes, having a sister makes you a better person, and we say goodbye to the Sutherland Hotel aka The Scuz. Why do we always keep track of how many trick-or-treaters we get? It's like a competition for some people but you can't control it at all! Also on the show today... What pet names do you have for your significant other, sexy halloween costumes, having a sister makes you a better person, and we say goodbye to the Sutherland Hotel aka The Scuz. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/480.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/480.m4a No 00:10:28 Mon, 29 Oct 2018 10:21:45 -0600 00:10:28 Drunk Coach's Corner - Don vs The Refs Mon, 29 Oct 2018 07:54:04 -0600 Monday's suck, but slowing down Don Cherry & Ron MacLean so it sounds like they're doing Coach's Corner drunk doesn't. Monday's suck, but slowing down Don Cherry & Ron MacLean so it sounds like they're doing Coach's Corner drunk doesn't. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/479.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/479.m4a No 00:01:48 Mon, 29 Oct 2018 07:54:04 -0600 00:01:48 Confused Lyrics, We're Running Out Of Veggies, & What's Worse: Ketchup On KD or Pineapple On Pizza? Fri, 26 Oct 2018 10:03:19 -0600 Quote of the morning: Stacie: 'What was the Monopoly Man's name again? Daddy Money Bags or something?' Clayton: 'Daddy Money Bags would be the creepiest name of all time for someone to have' Also on the show this morning... talking spare ribs and meatballs in 'Confused Lyrics', the world might be running of fruits and veggies, and we Clayton tries sign language on the air to save his voice. Quote of the morning: Stacie: 'What was the Monopoly Man's name again? Daddy Money Bags or something?' Clayton: 'Daddy Money Bags would be the creepiest name of all time for someone to have' Also on the show this morning... talking spare ribs and meatballs in 'Confused Lyrics', the world might be running of fruits and veggies, and we Clayton tries sign language on the air to save his voice. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/478.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/478.m4a No 00:10:39 Fri, 26 Oct 2018 10:03:19 -0600 00:10:39 Rod Pedersen On Ed Gainey's 'Regina Is Boring' Tweet, The Crazy West Division, & Namaan Roosevelt's Health Fri, 26 Oct 2018 09:00:23 -0600 Is Regina boring? Will Namaan Roosevelt play tomorrow? Will Saskatchewan finish first in the west? The voice of the Riders, Rod Pedersen, answered all these questions for us this morning. Is Regina boring? Will Namaan Roosevelt play tomorrow? Will Saskatchewan finish first in the west? The voice of the Riders, Rod Pedersen, answered all these questions for us this morning. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/477.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/477.m4a No 00:05:25 Fri, 26 Oct 2018 09:00:23 -0600 00:05:25 Is Regina Boring, Getting Kicked Out Of Places, & Parenting Advice From People Who Aren't Parents Wed, 24 Oct 2018 10:31:21 -0600 Clayton got kicked out of the Painted Hand Casino in Yorkton back in the day. The story of how it happened is classic Clayton. Classic Stacie, she hasn't been kicked out of anywhere in her life. What about you? Also on the show this morning... Ed Gainey calls Regina 'boring', the 2nd Titanic, and how to deal with your kids Halloween candy Clayton got kicked out of the Painted Hand Casino in Yorkton back in the day. The story of how it happened is classic Clayton. Classic Stacie, she hasn't been kicked out of anywhere in her life. What about you? Also on the show this morning... Ed Gainey calls Regina 'boring', the 2nd Titanic, and how to deal with your kids Halloween candy https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/474.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/474.m4a No 00:14:50 Wed, 24 Oct 2018 10:31:21 -0600 00:14:50 Pay-As-You-Throw, The Saskatoon Riot Of 1993, & What Exactly Are 'Write Offs'? Tue, 23 Oct 2018 10:21:09 -0600 25 years ago today, the city of Saskatoon rioted on 8th street after the Blue Jays won the world series. If you have a good story from that night, let's hear it! Also on the show this morning... That awful feeling when you see a restaurant worker ruin your food, the pay-as-you-throw garbage system is almost figured out, and everyone is getting a write off. 25 years ago today, the city of Saskatoon rioted on 8th street after the Blue Jays won the world series. If you have a good story from that night, let's hear it! Also on the show this morning... That awful feeling when you see a restaurant worker ruin your food, the pay-as-you-throw garbage system is almost figured out, and everyone is getting a write off. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/473.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/473.m4a No 00:13:53 Tue, 23 Oct 2018 10:21:09 -0600 00:13:53 Name That Hit - Brenda wins $500 Tue, 23 Oct 2018 08:45:20 -0600 Clayton 'So Brenda, what are you gonna do if you guess right and win the $500' Brenda - 'Ah, I'll probably go out and blow it all on booze' Brenda is our new favourite person. She was so much fun this morning! Congrats Brenda! Don't party too hard tonight! Clayton 'So Brenda, what are you gonna do if you guess right and win the $500' Brenda - 'Ah, I'll probably go out and blow it all on booze' Brenda is our new favourite person. She was so much fun this morning! Congrats Brenda! Don't party too hard tonight! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/472.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/472.m4a No 00:02:38 Tue, 23 Oct 2018 08:45:20 -0600 00:02:38 Cruz Confused Lyrics! Tue, 23 Oct 2018 07:26:49 -0600 'Can you imagine finding a bag of whiskers at the bus stop?' 'That's something you would see on Judge Judy or something' 'I get ID'd buying lighters' Just some of the lines from Confused Lyrics this morning... Yeah, things got weird. 'Can you imagine finding a bag of whiskers at the bus stop?' 'That's something you would see on Judge Judy or something' 'I get ID'd buying lighters' Just some of the lines from Confused Lyrics this morning... Yeah, things got weird. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/471.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/471.m4a No 00:02:57 Tue, 23 Oct 2018 07:26:49 -0600 00:02:57 Millenials Hate Raw Chicken, Drunk Coach's Corner, & The Best Costume Idea For Halloween 2018 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 10:47:56 -0600 Clayton: 'All you have to do for a Justin Trudeau costume is dress up in a suit and tell everyone that things will handle themselves. 'Oh, trick or treaters are at the door? Don't worry, the candy will hand out itself' Stacie: 'Or you could just walk around and say 'umm umm ummmmm' over and over again and it would still work' Clayton: 'All you have to do for a Justin Trudeau costume is dress up in a suit and tell everyone that things will handle themselves. 'Oh, trick or treaters are at the door? Don't worry, the candy will hand out itself' Stacie: 'Or you could just walk around and say 'umm umm ummmmm' over and over again and it would still work' https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/470.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/470.m4a No 00:10:33 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 10:47:56 -0600 00:10:33 Drunk Coach's Corner - Patrik Laine, aka, Pack It Lightly (you'll see) Mon, 22 Oct 2018 08:00:58 -0600 We actually look forward to Monday morning, because we slow down the Coach's Corner audio from weekend so Don and Ron sound drunk. If you're a Winnipeg Jets fan, you'll like this one We actually look forward to Monday morning, because we slow down the Coach's Corner audio from weekend so Don and Ron sound drunk. If you're a Winnipeg Jets fan, you'll like this one https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/469.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/469.m4a No 00:01:16 Mon, 22 Oct 2018 08:00:58 -0600 00:01:16 Confused Lyrics, Bacon Fundraisers, & The Remai Modern Is Killing It Fri, 19 Oct 2018 10:02:32 -0600 Quote of the morning: 'I always fall for the chocolate covered almonds fundraiser. They're like $14 and you only get like 9 almonds. Everytime I buy one from a kid I'm like... why did I do this again?!' Also... The Remai Modern is doing unreal, confused lyrics, how to fall asleep faster, and what to do if you run into someone you know at the pot shop Quote of the morning: 'I always fall for the chocolate covered almonds fundraiser. They're like $14 and you only get like 9 almonds. Everytime I buy one from a kid I'm like... why did I do this again?!' Also... The Remai Modern is doing unreal, confused lyrics, how to fall asleep faster, and what to do if you run into someone you know at the pot shop https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/468.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/468.m4a No 00:10:23 Fri, 19 Oct 2018 10:02:32 -0600 00:10:23 Rod Pedersen On Charleston Hughes, The Riders Offensive Struggles, & The Weather Fri, 19 Oct 2018 08:59:56 -0600 The voice of the Riders, Rod Pedersen, thinks some players weren't prepared for the cold weather last week against Winnipeg. If they think that's cold, just wait until November! We also chatted about Charleston Hughes and the Riders offence. #GoRiders The voice of the Riders, Rod Pedersen, thinks some players weren't prepared for the cold weather last week against Winnipeg. If they think that's cold, just wait until November! We also chatted about Charleston Hughes and the Riders offence. #GoRiders https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/467.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/467.m4a No 00:04:32 Fri, 19 Oct 2018 08:59:56 -0600 00:04:32 Clayton vs The Parking Guy, Martensville Is Killing It, & Parenting Advice From People Who Don't Have Kids Thu, 18 Oct 2018 10:35:28 -0600 Parking attendants start going around downtown Saskatoon at 9:00 AM. We have an alarm that goes off every morning at that time to remind us to pay. The app on our phones wouldn't work and made us change our password. After we did that, it still wouldn't work so we went downstairs to use the pay station. As we were walking down, we got tickets. SO FRUSTRATING! Clayton went off (he was sweating he was so mad) on this today, plus a new segment we like to call 'Parenting Advice From People Who Aren't Parents'. Parking attendants start going around downtown Saskatoon at 9:00 AM. We have an alarm that goes off every morning at that time to remind us to pay. The app on our phones wouldn't work and made us change our password. After we did that, it still wouldn't work so we went downstairs to use the pay station. As we were walking down, we got tickets. SO FRUSTRATING! Clayton went off (he was sweating he was so mad) on this today, plus a new segment we like to call 'Parenting Advice From People Who Aren't Parents'. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/462.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/462.m4a No 00:12:36 Thu, 18 Oct 2018 10:35:28 -0600 00:12:36 Weed Stuff, Advice For People In The Broadway Area, & More Weed Stuff Wed, 17 Oct 2018 11:08:36 -0600 Whenever a huge thing happens in Canada, it gets its own Heritage Moment. What will the Canadian Heritage moment for legalization day sound like in a few years? We came up with an idea on the show today. Plus a lot of other stuff about jazz cabbage/devils lettuce Whenever a huge thing happens in Canada, it gets its own Heritage Moment. What will the Canadian Heritage moment for legalization day sound like in a few years? We came up with an idea on the show today. Plus a lot of other stuff about jazz cabbage/devils lettuce https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/459.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/459.m4a No 00:10:30 Wed, 17 Oct 2018 11:08:36 -0600 00:10:30 What If Celebrities Could Endorse Marijuana Products? Wed, 17 Oct 2018 09:28:41 -0600 When it comes to cannabis advertising, you can not have a celebrity endorse a product or a shop. But what if that rule didn't exist? 'Hi, I'm Liam Neeson. I have a very particular set of skills, and they all go out the window when I smoke kush from Jimmy's Cannabis Palace' 'Hi, I'm Sailor Dan. When you buy over $250 at Jimmy's, you get a free pirate ship drawing!' When it comes to cannabis advertising, you can not have a celebrity endorse a product or a shop. But what if that rule didn't exist? 'Hi, I'm Liam Neeson. I have a very particular set of skills, and they all go out the window when I smoke kush from Jimmy's Cannabis Palace' 'Hi, I'm Sailor Dan. When you buy over $250 at Jimmy's, you get a free pirate ship drawing!' https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/458.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/458.m4a No 00:02:18 Wed, 17 Oct 2018 09:28:41 -0600 00:02:18 Confused Lyrics, Cannabis Corner, Peanut Butter, & A Possible Beer Shortage On The Horizon Tue, 16 Oct 2018 10:11:51 -0600 Quote of the morning: Clayton - 'I don't have any kids. I don't have any pets. My DVD collection is all I have!' Stacie - 'Aren't you engaged?' Also on the show today... How much peanut butter is too much peanut butter, global warming is messing with beer, and what should you do with your old DVD collection. Quote of the morning: Clayton - 'I don't have any kids. I don't have any pets. My DVD collection is all I have!' Stacie - 'Aren't you engaged?' Also on the show today... How much peanut butter is too much peanut butter, global warming is messing with beer, and what should you do with your old DVD collection. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/457.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/457.m4a No 00:12:47 Tue, 16 Oct 2018 10:11:51 -0600 00:12:47 Cannabis Corner w/ Stacie & Clayton Tue, 16 Oct 2018 07:12:10 -0600 Remember those 'Delicious Dish' skits on SNL from back in the day? I think everyone remember the 'Schweddy Balls' one. Well, we made our own version. But instead of talking about tasty treats, we're talking about weed. Remember those 'Delicious Dish' skits on SNL from back in the day? I think everyone remember the 'Schweddy Balls' one. Well, we made our own version. But instead of talking about tasty treats, we're talking about weed. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/456.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/456.m4a No 00:02:12 Tue, 16 Oct 2018 07:12:10 -0600 00:02:12 Stacie's Birthday, The New Royal Baby, & More Phone Scams In #YXE Mon, 15 Oct 2018 10:30:11 -0600 Stacie turned the big 4-0 yesterday. Does she feel any different? Nope! Also on the show this morning... Our fingers are crossed for a ginger royal baby, high school kids aren't ready for the workforce, and we're obsessed with McDonalds Monopoly. Stacie turned the big 4-0 yesterday. Does she feel any different? Nope! Also on the show this morning... Our fingers are crossed for a ginger royal baby, high school kids aren't ready for the workforce, and we're obsessed with McDonalds Monopoly. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/455.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/455.m4a No 00:10:36 Mon, 15 Oct 2018 10:30:11 -0600 00:10:36 Angry Rider Fans + 'Africa' by Toto Mon, 15 Oct 2018 07:58:21 -0600 Whenever the Riders lose, Rider Nation loves to call into the post-game show and lose their marbles. When Winnipeg beats them 31-0, those calls get pretty outrageous. We like to take the best calls and put a random song in the background. Today, it was 'Africa' by Toto. Whenever the Riders lose, Rider Nation loves to call into the post-game show and lose their marbles. When Winnipeg beats them 31-0, those calls get pretty outrageous. We like to take the best calls and put a random song in the background. Today, it was 'Africa' by Toto. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/454.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/454.m4a No 00:03:01 Mon, 15 Oct 2018 07:58:21 -0600 00:03:01 The Tequila Bandit, Confused Lyrics, & The Best Beer Fri, 12 Oct 2018 10:17:34 -0600 Stacie had the sniffles, so Clayton did the show Han Solo today. There's this guy in Saskatoon called the 'Tequila Bandit' who keeps stealing booze from the same restaurant. Clayton called him out on the show and had a special message for him. Also... What is the best time and place to have a beer, Confused Lyrics got weird, and people who grunt at the gym are just the worst. Stacie had the sniffles, so Clayton did the show Han Solo today. There's this guy in Saskatoon called the 'Tequila Bandit' who keeps stealing booze from the same restaurant. Clayton called him out on the show and had a special message for him. Also... What is the best time and place to have a beer, Confused Lyrics got weird, and people who grunt at the gym are just the worst. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/453.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/453.m4a No 00:11:05 Fri, 12 Oct 2018 10:17:34 -0600 00:11:05 Rewriting Classic Movies, Giving Cash As A Gift, & Cannabis Advertising Thu, 11 Oct 2018 10:37:35 -0600 Instead of rehashing the same old stuff over and over again, why doesn't Hollywood just rewrite classic movies? That's what we did on the show this morning! 'The Mighty Ducks 2, but they lose to Iceland at the end. Bombay goes back to the bottle and Adam Banks never plays again... Titanic, but Rose makes room for Jack on the door at the end... 'Home Alone', but Marv and Harry catch Kevin and keep him hostage in a basement...'Marley & Me, but the dog doesn't die. He lives forever and dumbfounds vets everywhere.. 'Finding Nemo', but they don't find Nemo and his Dad starts a podcast to find him... Instead of rehashing the same old stuff over and over again, why doesn't Hollywood just rewrite classic movies? That's what we did on the show this morning! 'The Mighty Ducks 2, but they lose to Iceland at the end. Bombay goes back to the bottle and Adam Banks never plays again... Titanic, but Rose makes room for Jack on the door at the end... 'Home Alone', but Marv and Harry catch Kevin and keep him hostage in a basement...'Marley & Me, but the dog doesn't die. He lives forever and dumbfounds vets everywhere.. 'Finding Nemo', but they don't find Nemo and his Dad starts a podcast to find him... https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/452.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/452.m4a No 00:10:31 Thu, 11 Oct 2018 10:37:35 -0600 00:10:31 If Weed Commercials Were The Same As Beer Commercials Thu, 11 Oct 2018 08:18:01 -0600 'Companies can't use characters, real people, endorsements or advertorials to hawk cannabis... Marketing materials for cannabis can't give off "a positive or negative emotion about or image of a way of life such as one that includes glamour, recreation, or excitement" The rules for Cannabis advertising are ridiculous. It got us thinking though... What if weed commercials could sound the same as beer commercials? 'Companies can't use characters, real people, endorsements or advertorials to hawk cannabis... Marketing materials for cannabis can't give off "a positive or negative emotion about or image of a way of life such as one that includes glamour, recreation, or excitement" The rules for Cannabis advertising are ridiculous. It got us thinking though... What if weed commercials could sound the same as beer commercials? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/451.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/451.m4a No 00:00:57 Thu, 11 Oct 2018 08:18:01 -0600 00:00:57 Clayton Steals His Fiance's Clothes, Winnipeg Chirps, & Foods You Thought Were Healthy But Aren't Wed, 10 Oct 2018 10:15:17 -0600 Quotes of the morning: Stacie - 'I used to think that nuts were super healthy. It's in trail mix and that's what joggers eat. So I can eat a bunch of it and it's still super healthy right?' Clayton- 'Muffins for me. I thought because it was a breakfast food it was healthy. But really, a muffin is just a bald cupcake' Quotes of the morning: Stacie - 'I used to think that nuts were super healthy. It's in trail mix and that's what joggers eat. So I can eat a bunch of it and it's still super healthy right?' Clayton- 'Muffins for me. I thought because it was a breakfast food it was healthy. But really, a muffin is just a bald cupcake' https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/450.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/450.m4a No 00:13:22 Wed, 10 Oct 2018 10:15:17 -0600 00:13:22 A World Where Leftovers Can Talk Wed, 10 Oct 2018 07:00:37 -0600 Imagine... a world where your Thanksgiving leftovers could talk. Now imagine if those talking leftovers were sad and British for some reason and wrote love letters to their family. Imagine... a world where your Thanksgiving leftovers could talk. Now imagine if those talking leftovers were sad and British for some reason and wrote love letters to their family. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/449.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/449.m4a No 00:01:37 Wed, 10 Oct 2018 07:00:37 -0600 00:01:37 The Thanksgiving Hangover, Confused Lyrics, & People Are Already Speeding On The New Bridge Tue, 09 Oct 2018 10:32:15 -0600 The NHL is back, which means the return of our favourite segment... Drunk Coach's Corner! We also ruined some songs forever with Confused Lyrics, bragged about how awful we feel after the Thanksgiving weekend, and talked about the guy who was caught speeding on the new bridge and tried to get out of it by flashing his doctor ID card to the cop. The NHL is back, which means the return of our favourite segment... Drunk Coach's Corner! We also ruined some songs forever with Confused Lyrics, bragged about how awful we feel after the Thanksgiving weekend, and talked about the guy who was caught speeding on the new bridge and tried to get out of it by flashing his doctor ID card to the cop. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/448.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/448.m4a No 00:12:18 Tue, 09 Oct 2018 10:32:15 -0600 00:12:18 Drunk Coach's Corner - Ron's Grapefruit Farm Tue, 09 Oct 2018 08:19:41 -0600 The return of the NHL season means the return Coach's Corner... which means the return of us slowing down the audio to Coach's Corner to make Don and Ron sound really, really drunk. Usually it's drunk Don that makes us laugh, but drunk Ron stole the show today. The return of the NHL season means the return Coach's Corner... which means the return of us slowing down the audio to Coach's Corner to make Don and Ron sound really, really drunk. Usually it's drunk Don that makes us laugh, but drunk Ron stole the show today. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/447.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/447.m4a No 00:01:30 Tue, 09 Oct 2018 08:19:41 -0600 00:01:30 Chicken vs Turkey, Confused Lyrics, & Birds Are Drunk Fri, 05 Oct 2018 10:39:24 -0600 Stacie was really flexing her Mennonite muscles this morning. Take a listen, you'll see what we mean! Also on the show this morning... We ruined Robert Palmer's 'Bad Case of Loving You' in confused lyrics (you'll see), birds are getting wasted, and the classic Thanksgiving fight Stacie was really flexing her Mennonite muscles this morning. Take a listen, you'll see what we mean! Also on the show this morning... We ruined Robert Palmer's 'Bad Case of Loving You' in confused lyrics (you'll see), birds are getting wasted, and the classic Thanksgiving fight https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/446.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/446.m4a No 00:12:13 Fri, 05 Oct 2018 10:39:24 -0600 00:12:13 Rod Pedersen Talks The Riders Home Record & Edmonton's Injury Woes Fri, 05 Oct 2018 08:56:19 -0600 The voice of the Riders, Rod Pedersen, joined us this morning. We got side tracked for a bit and started talking about if turkey belongs on pizza, but after that we talked about the big game coming up on Monday! #GoRiders The voice of the Riders, Rod Pedersen, joined us this morning. We got side tracked for a bit and started talking about if turkey belongs on pizza, but after that we talked about the big game coming up on Monday! #GoRiders https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/445.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/445.m4a No 00:05:23 Fri, 05 Oct 2018 08:56:19 -0600 00:05:23 How To Beat Photo Radar, Stacie Sounds Like A Cat Giving Birth & A Skip The Dishes Life Hack Thu, 04 Oct 2018 10:22:03 -0600 When Stacie realized her parking ticket was still in the system, she groaned. Now, this groan sounded like a house cat giving birth/ a dying llama. Luckily, Clayton was recording when she did it and played the clip ALL morning. Also on the show today... Pot shops might not be ready on Oct. 17, photo radar can be beat, a Skip the Dishes life hack, and how to make a wedding cheap. When Stacie realized her parking ticket was still in the system, she groaned. Now, this groan sounded like a house cat giving birth/ a dying llama. Luckily, Clayton was recording when she did it and played the clip ALL morning. Also on the show today... Pot shops might not be ready on Oct. 17, photo radar can be beat, a Skip the Dishes life hack, and how to make a wedding cheap. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/443.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/443.m4a No 00:14:00 Thu, 04 Oct 2018 10:22:03 -0600 00:14:00 Potluck Rules, What Does 'Ish' Mean, & We Apologize To Prince Albert Wed, 03 Oct 2018 10:25:37 -0600 Quote of the morning: Your co-workers will judge you on what you decide to bring to a potluck.'Did you see what Kathy brought? Pasta salad? Like, we all know you got that at the co-op Kathy, so stop telling people you made it at home!' Also on the show this morning... We say sorry to the city of Prince Albert (you'll see), Stacie's Stanley Cup prediction, and when you say you'll be there at 7ish what time should you show up? Quote of the morning: Your co-workers will judge you on what you decide to bring to a potluck.'Did you see what Kathy brought? Pasta salad? Like, we all know you got that at the co-op Kathy, so stop telling people you made it at home!' Also on the show this morning... We say sorry to the city of Prince Albert (you'll see), Stacie's Stanley Cup prediction, and when you say you'll be there at 7ish what time should you show up? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/442.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/442.m4a No 00:12:25 Wed, 03 Oct 2018 10:25:37 -0600 00:12:25 Confused Lyrics, Bridge Puns, & Fitness Snacking Tue, 02 Oct 2018 10:20:43 -0600 The amount of bridge puns on the show today was ridiculous. 'This sure is going to bridge Saskatoon from the past to the future... The best part is no bridges were burned during negotiations... Saskatoon has been trying to bridge over their traffic problem for years... It's all my grandma can talk about at her weekly bridge game... This should bridge the gap between citizens and complaints about getting around town... After the ceremony, I'm going to go watch Bridget Jones Diary...' Also, fitness snacking is not as cool as it sounds. The amount of bridge puns on the show today was ridiculous. 'This sure is going to bridge Saskatoon from the past to the future... The best part is no bridges were burned during negotiations... Saskatoon has been trying to bridge over their traffic problem for years... It's all my grandma can talk about at her weekly bridge game... This should bridge the gap between citizens and complaints about getting around town... After the ceremony, I'm going to go watch Bridget Jones Diary...' Also, fitness snacking is not as cool as it sounds. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/441.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/441.m4a No 00:08:42 Tue, 02 Oct 2018 10:20:43 -0600 00:08:42 Hinterland Who's Who - The Windshield Scraper Tue, 02 Oct 2018 08:31:28 -0600 'At this time of year, the scraper begins it's annual migration from the trunk of the car to the backseat. Although it's tough to leave his summer home, he knows it's for the greater good' 'At this time of year, the scraper begins it's annual migration from the trunk of the car to the backseat. Although it's tough to leave his summer home, he knows it's for the greater good' https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/440.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/440.m4a No 00:01:04 Tue, 02 Oct 2018 08:31:28 -0600 00:01:04 No One Cares If Facebook Gets Hacked, Stacie's Zellers Story, & The Captain Of The Neighbourhood Mon, 01 Oct 2018 10:37:05 -0600 We were talking about minimum wage jobs this morning. Stacie used to work at Zellers back in the day as a straightener... She would walk around the store and tidy things up. She has a story about the socks that Zellers used to sell that will make you a little uncomfortable. Also on the show this morning: What is a 'captain of the neighbourhood', what did Google used to be called, and rules no longer apply to celebrities We were talking about minimum wage jobs this morning. Stacie used to work at Zellers back in the day as a straightener... She would walk around the store and tidy things up. She has a story about the socks that Zellers used to sell that will make you a little uncomfortable. Also on the show this morning: What is a 'captain of the neighbourhood', what did Google used to be called, and rules no longer apply to celebrities https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/439.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/439.m4a No 00:12:56 Mon, 01 Oct 2018 10:37:05 -0600 00:12:56 How To Leave A Party Early, Eggnog = Liquid Cake, & We Make Volunteering Sexy Fri, 28 Sep 2018 10:28:53 -0600 Quote of the morning: Clayton - 'I want to have a baby just so I have an excuse to get out of stuff. That's a good reason to have kids, right?' Also on the show this morning... Stacie's mennonite upbringing gets talked about a lot, They should rename eggnog to something better, and Clayton will likely have a meeting with HR after his one line from our 'Make Volunteering Sexy' segment. Quote of the morning: Clayton - 'I want to have a baby just so I have an excuse to get out of stuff. That's a good reason to have kids, right?' Also on the show this morning... Stacie's mennonite upbringing gets talked about a lot, They should rename eggnog to something better, and Clayton will likely have a meeting with HR after his one line from our 'Make Volunteering Sexy' segment. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/438.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/438.m4a No 00:12:33 Fri, 28 Sep 2018 10:28:53 -0600 00:12:33 Cruz Confused Lyrics Fri, 28 Sep 2018 08:28:35 -0600 You will never listen to November Rain or Sign Of The Gypsy Queen the same way again! Cruz Confused Lyrics was gold today! Gold Jerry... GOLD! You will never listen to November Rain or Sign Of The Gypsy Queen the same way again! Cruz Confused Lyrics was gold today! Gold Jerry... GOLD! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/437.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/437.m4a No 00:02:35 Fri, 28 Sep 2018 08:28:35 -0600 00:02:35 Stacie Gets Scammed, Rider Fans Cheering For Winnipeg, & Facebook Is Like A Pizza Place (You'll see) Thu, 27 Sep 2018 10:14:22 -0600 Stacie - I think it would be awesome if everytime we talked, The Young and The Restless theme music played in the background Clayton controls the background music, so Stacie's wish came true today! Also... Rider fans should cheer for Winnipeg, life before Google, and Stacie gets scammed! Stacie - I think it would be awesome if everytime we talked, The Young and The Restless theme music played in the background Clayton controls the background music, so Stacie's wish came true today! Also... Rider fans should cheer for Winnipeg, life before Google, and Stacie gets scammed! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/436.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/436.m4a No 00:12:21 Thu, 27 Sep 2018 10:14:22 -0600 00:12:21 When Your Neighbour Keeps Taking Your Parking Spot, Suicide Wing Guy Sucks, & All Fridges Are The Same Wed, 26 Sep 2018 09:50:17 -0600 On the podcast today...Clayton's parking dilemma, Flaming Hot Cheetos and 'that guy who always orders SUPER HOT THINGS' AND...Clayton was right for once! On the podcast today...Clayton's parking dilemma, Flaming Hot Cheetos and 'that guy who always orders SUPER HOT THINGS' AND...Clayton was right for once! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/435.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/435.m4a No 00:12:59 Wed, 26 Sep 2018 09:50:17 -0600 00:12:59 Replacing Swears With The Seinfeld Theme Song, Plant Sex, & Parades Suck Tue, 25 Sep 2018 10:37:26 -0600 You know how some radio/TV stations bleep out swear words? We replaced the bleep with some clips from the Seinfeld theme, and it's wayyyy better! We even threw in a few of those 'clap clap clap clap's from the Friends theme too! Also on the show today... 'pay as you throw' is far from over, plants are doing it, kids can't do jumping jacks anymore, and the reason why the city of Estevan hates Clayton You know how some radio/TV stations bleep out swear words? We replaced the bleep with some clips from the Seinfeld theme, and it's wayyyy better! We even threw in a few of those 'clap clap clap clap's from the Friends theme too! Also on the show today... 'pay as you throw' is far from over, plants are doing it, kids can't do jumping jacks anymore, and the reason why the city of Estevan hates Clayton https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/434.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/434.m4a No 00:13:26 Tue, 25 Sep 2018 10:37:26 -0600 00:13:26 Cruz Confused Lyrics Tue, 25 Sep 2018 07:42:50 -0600 Shaving knees, eating warts, and Otters... Yeah this might go down as the WEIRDEST Cruz Confused Lyrics of all time! Shaving knees, eating warts, and Otters... Yeah this might go down as the WEIRDEST Cruz Confused Lyrics of all time! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/433.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/433.m4a No 00:02:48 Tue, 25 Sep 2018 07:42:50 -0600 00:02:48 More Bike Lanes, Chain Restaurant Snobs, & Fish Funerals Mon, 24 Sep 2018 10:35:34 -0600 Quote of the morning... Stacie - 'Wouldn't it be easier to put a little yellow line down the sidewalks and have one side for pedestrians and one side for cyclists?' Clayton - 'Well that makes too much sense. That's why we can't do it' Also on the show today: 4D theatres, speed friending, waiting for the cable guy, and is having a funeral for your pet fish too much? Quote of the morning... Stacie - 'Wouldn't it be easier to put a little yellow line down the sidewalks and have one side for pedestrians and one side for cyclists?' Clayton - 'Well that makes too much sense. That's why we can't do it' Also on the show today: 4D theatres, speed friending, waiting for the cable guy, and is having a funeral for your pet fish too much? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/431.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/431.m4a No 00:11:19 Mon, 24 Sep 2018 10:35:34 -0600 00:11:19 The New Goal Horn For The Edmonton Oilers Mon, 24 Sep 2018 08:11:49 -0600 One Oiler fan called the current goal horn a 'current testeronic assault on our aural sense is excruciatingly intolerable'. We thought we would do that guy a solid and brianstorm some other goal horn ideas for him. Nicholas Cage, Michael Jackson, and Lloyd Christmas all made the list One Oiler fan called the current goal horn a 'current testeronic assault on our aural sense is excruciatingly intolerable'. We thought we would do that guy a solid and brianstorm some other goal horn ideas for him. Nicholas Cage, Michael Jackson, and Lloyd Christmas all made the list https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/430.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/430.m4a No 00:03:11 Mon, 24 Sep 2018 08:11:49 -0600 00:03:11 Confused Lyrics, Saskatoon's Condo Conspiracy, & Intermittent Fasting Fri, 21 Sep 2018 10:34:09 -0600 Remember having your birthday party at McDonalds? Remember having Tim Hortons donuts stacked on top of each other as your birthday cake? We talked about those good times this morning! Plus Canadian crabs are jerks, different car horns for different situations, and a conspiracy is a foot in Saskatoon! Remember having your birthday party at McDonalds? Remember having Tim Hortons donuts stacked on top of each other as your birthday cake? We talked about those good times this morning! Plus Canadian crabs are jerks, different car horns for different situations, and a conspiracy is a foot in Saskatoon! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/429.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/429.m4a No 00:13:07 Fri, 21 Sep 2018 10:34:09 -0600 00:13:07 Male Boudoir Photos, The Space Jam Soundtrack, & Your Dog Hates Your Phone Thu, 20 Sep 2018 10:55:51 -0600 Cuban Lunch, Grandmas killing alligators, Space Jam 2, puppies, cats, guys giving girls boudoir photos... We talked about it all this morning! Oh, and we also talked about Clayton's tiny hands. Seriously, he has the tiniest hands. We're talking Donald Trump tiny. Cuban Lunch, Grandmas killing alligators, Space Jam 2, puppies, cats, guys giving girls boudoir photos... We talked about it all this morning! Oh, and we also talked about Clayton's tiny hands. Seriously, he has the tiniest hands. We're talking Donald Trump tiny. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/428.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/428.m4a No 00:11:48 Thu, 20 Sep 2018 10:55:51 -0600 00:11:48 Bert and Ernie, Ticketmaster Is Greasy, Public Proposals, & SaskTel Centre Goes Smoke Free Wed, 19 Sep 2018 10:28:58 -0600 We talked about all the things today on Cruz Mornings. We analyzed the Bert and Ernie debate, had an unreal edition of 'Headline Hall of Fame', and talked about how we never got picked up from school. We always walked, even in kindergarten! Also, SaskTel Centre going smoke free... good move or bad move? We talked about all the things today on Cruz Mornings. We analyzed the Bert and Ernie debate, had an unreal edition of 'Headline Hall of Fame', and talked about how we never got picked up from school. We always walked, even in kindergarten! Also, SaskTel Centre going smoke free... good move or bad move? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/427.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/427.m4a No 00:12:56 Wed, 19 Sep 2018 10:28:58 -0600 00:12:56 Vegan vs Keto, Weed Prices, & The Freshman 15 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 10:05:37 -0600 Quote of the morning: Clayton - 'Gravy is basically liquid meat' Stacie - 'Basically?! Um, it IS liquid meat!' So much fun stuff on the show today... #YXE transit is pulling a Trudeau (you'll see), a vegan's day is ruined, Keto might be more bad than good, is the freshman 15 real, is photo radar a cash grab, and you've been playing Duck Hunt all wrong! Quote of the morning: Clayton - 'Gravy is basically liquid meat' Stacie - 'Basically?! Um, it IS liquid meat!' So much fun stuff on the show today... #YXE transit is pulling a Trudeau (you'll see), a vegan's day is ruined, Keto might be more bad than good, is the freshman 15 real, is photo radar a cash grab, and you've been playing Duck Hunt all wrong! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/426.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/426.m4a No 00:14:21 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 10:05:37 -0600 00:14:21 Cruz Confused Lyrics! Tue, 18 Sep 2018 07:28:15 -0600 Babies chewing eyes, Dr. Phil, and the Death Star. ... Yeah, confused lyrics got a little weird today. You'll never listen to 'Dr. Feelgood' the same way again! Babies chewing eyes, Dr. Phil, and the Death Star. ... Yeah, confused lyrics got a little weird today. You'll never listen to 'Dr. Feelgood' the same way again! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/425.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/425.m4a No 00:02:23 Tue, 18 Sep 2018 07:28:15 -0600 00:02:23 The Best Goal Call Ever, Police Read Tweets, & What To Do In A Power Outage Mon, 17 Sep 2018 10:02:37 -0600 If you've never heard of Randy Moller, the play-by-play voice of the Florida Panthers, you need to listen to the podcast today. Whenever the Panthers score, he throws in a random movie quote and it's absolute gold! Also on the show this morning... Bridge parties, how to kill the time during power outages, and the biggest voice crack in the history of voice cracks. If you've never heard of Randy Moller, the play-by-play voice of the Florida Panthers, you need to listen to the podcast today. Whenever the Panthers score, he throws in a random movie quote and it's absolute gold! Also on the show this morning... Bridge parties, how to kill the time during power outages, and the biggest voice crack in the history of voice cracks. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/424.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/424.m4a No 00:08:30 Mon, 17 Sep 2018 10:02:37 -0600 00:08:30 Angry Riders Fans + Hall & Oates 'You Make My Dreams Come True' Mon, 17 Sep 2018 09:06:45 -0600 Whenever the Riders lose, fans love to call into the postgame show and lose their marbles. We make a compilation of those calls and put happy music in the background. It's quite the contrast! Today we chose Hall & Oates 'You Make My Dreams Come True'. The lady at the end talking about Zach Collaros will make you smile! Whenever the Riders lose, fans love to call into the postgame show and lose their marbles. We make a compilation of those calls and put happy music in the background. It's quite the contrast! Today we chose Hall & Oates 'You Make My Dreams Come True'. The lady at the end talking about Zach Collaros will make you smile! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/423.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/423.m4a No 00:02:27 Mon, 17 Sep 2018 09:06:45 -0600 00:02:27 Confused Lyrics, A Drive Thru Pasta Place, & RIP Volkswagen Beetle Fri, 14 Sep 2018 10:48:55 -0600 Quote of the morning: Clayton - 'Humans needs to be a lot more like animals' Stacie - 'You do know that some animals eat their own children, right?' Also, Cruz Confused Lyrics today was about mannequins, sacks of meat, and french people. It was a weird one, take a listen! Quote of the morning: Clayton - 'Humans needs to be a lot more like animals' Stacie - 'You do know that some animals eat their own children, right?' Also, Cruz Confused Lyrics today was about mannequins, sacks of meat, and french people. It was a weird one, take a listen! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/422.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/422.m4a No 00:13:01 Fri, 14 Sep 2018 10:48:55 -0600 00:13:01 Rod Pedersen Talks About The Health Of Zach Collaros, Chris Jones' Shirt & If The Riders Can Extend The Win Streak Fri, 14 Sep 2018 09:07:39 -0600 Rod Pedersen is not a superstitious guy. But even he thinks the green shirt that Chris Jones has been wearing during the Riders 4 game winning streak is lucky. We chatted with him a bit about that this morning, as well as the Riders chances tomorrow night against Ottawa. Rod Pedersen is not a superstitious guy. But even he thinks the green shirt that Chris Jones has been wearing during the Riders 4 game winning streak is lucky. We chatted with him a bit about that this morning, as well as the Riders chances tomorrow night against Ottawa. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/421.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/421.m4a No 00:05:23 Fri, 14 Sep 2018 09:07:39 -0600 00:05:23 TSN Knocked It Out Of The Park, Headline Hall Of Fame, & Stacie And Clayton Fight Over Money Thu, 13 Sep 2018 10:20:39 -0600 We talked a lot about the Humboldt Broncos first game of the season this morning. TSN did such a good job, hey? We also had 2 of the funniest stories for our 'Headline Hall of Fame', and we were legit fighting over Toonie bets. We talked a lot about the Humboldt Broncos first game of the season this morning. TSN did such a good job, hey? We also had 2 of the funniest stories for our 'Headline Hall of Fame', and we were legit fighting over Toonie bets. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/420.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/420.m4a No 00:10:29 Thu, 13 Sep 2018 10:20:39 -0600 00:10:29 Behind The Scenes - Stacie Forgets Her Password Thu, 13 Sep 2018 08:02:44 -0600 We've all been there... You go to login to your email and your password doesn't work. You try to reset it, but for some reason your email just refuses to let you change it. That happened to Stacie this morning and she lost it, and thankfully for us the mics were recording. Never heard more angry typing in my life. We've all been there... You go to login to your email and your password doesn't work. You try to reset it, but for some reason your email just refuses to let you change it. That happened to Stacie this morning and she lost it, and thankfully for us the mics were recording. Never heard more angry typing in my life. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/419.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/419.m4a No 00:01:28 Thu, 13 Sep 2018 08:02:44 -0600 00:01:28 We Solve The Regina Vandalism Case, Alex Trebek's Beard, & Ogopogo (probably) Isn't Real Wed, 12 Sep 2018 10:26:57 -0600 Some jack wagon vandalized a bunch of media buildings in Regina. After our investigation we came to the conclusion that it was an inside job! Also on the show this morning... Alex Trebek ditched went from moustache man to beard man, and why are all videos of Bigfoot/Ogopogo/Loch Ness always such bad quality? Some jack wagon vandalized a bunch of media buildings in Regina. After our investigation we came to the conclusion that it was an inside job! Also on the show this morning... Alex Trebek ditched went from moustache man to beard man, and why are all videos of Bigfoot/Ogopogo/Loch Ness always such bad quality? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/418.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/418.m4a No 00:09:07 Wed, 12 Sep 2018 10:26:57 -0600 00:09:07 A World Where Your Pet Can Talk To You Wed, 12 Sep 2018 07:47:29 -0600 Yesterday we were thinking about how cool it would be if your pet could talk to you. Today, we brought that thought to life. If your pet could talk, this is probably what they would say... Yesterday we were thinking about how cool it would be if your pet could talk to you. Today, we brought that thought to life. If your pet could talk, this is probably what they would say... https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/417.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/417.m4a No 00:01:11 Wed, 12 Sep 2018 07:47:29 -0600 00:01:11 Confused Lyrics, The Worst Things Our Siblings Did, & Your Server Is Stealing Your Food Tue, 11 Sep 2018 09:56:23 -0600 Cruz Confused Lyrics today was all about tubs of glue, a denim amusement park, and lice... So yeah, business as usual for Confused Lyrics! Also on the show this morning... The worst things we did to our siblings, eating in front of the TV, smuggling Vanilla Coke across the border, and just a heads up your server is totally stealing your food. Cruz Confused Lyrics today was all about tubs of glue, a denim amusement park, and lice... So yeah, business as usual for Confused Lyrics! Also on the show this morning... The worst things we did to our siblings, eating in front of the TV, smuggling Vanilla Coke across the border, and just a heads up your server is totally stealing your food. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/416.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/416.m4a No 00:13:14 Tue, 11 Sep 2018 09:56:23 -0600 00:13:14 Pizza Injuries, Chris Jones' Lucky Shirt, & The Headline Hall Of Fame Mon, 10 Sep 2018 09:50:23 -0600 2,300 people in the U.S. suffered pizza related injuries. Clayton once injured himself eating pizza in bed. True story, and he shared it with everyone. Also on the show this morning... We analyze is Chris Jones' shirt is actually good luck for the Riders, Do you trust your partner looking through your phone, and The most ridiculous edition of the 'Headline Hall Of Fame' ever, 2,300 people in the U.S. suffered pizza related injuries. Clayton once injured himself eating pizza in bed. True story, and he shared it with everyone. Also on the show this morning... We analyze is Chris Jones' shirt is actually good luck for the Riders, Do you trust your partner looking through your phone, and The most ridiculous edition of the 'Headline Hall Of Fame' ever, https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/415.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/415.m4a No 00:13:20 Mon, 10 Sep 2018 09:50:23 -0600 00:13:20 Uses For The Phonebook, Burt Reynolds, & The Banjo Bowl Fri, 07 Sep 2018 10:06:53 -0600 Quote of the morning: 'Ahh Fuddruckers pump cheese. I could drink that stuff with a straw' Also on the show today... The roles Burt Reynolds turned down (James Bond!), uses for the useless Saskatoon phone book, a pizza for life contest gone wrong, and why do NFL fans hate on the CFL so much. Quote of the morning: 'Ahh Fuddruckers pump cheese. I could drink that stuff with a straw' Also on the show today... The roles Burt Reynolds turned down (James Bond!), uses for the useless Saskatoon phone book, a pizza for life contest gone wrong, and why do NFL fans hate on the CFL so much. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/414.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/414.m4a No 00:11:58 Fri, 07 Sep 2018 10:06:53 -0600 00:11:58 Cruz Confused Lyrics Fri, 07 Sep 2018 08:45:34 -0600 We've been doing Cruz Confused Lyrics for a long time. But today we had quite possibly the most random one we've ever had. It involves clocks, bones, mustard and throats... Once you hear it, you'll never listen to Motley Crue's 'Girls Girls Girls' the same way again! We've been doing Cruz Confused Lyrics for a long time. But today we had quite possibly the most random one we've ever had. It involves clocks, bones, mustard and throats... Once you hear it, you'll never listen to Motley Crue's 'Girls Girls Girls' the same way again! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/413.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/413.m4a No 00:02:19 Fri, 07 Sep 2018 08:45:34 -0600 00:02:19 The 'Pay As You Throw' Debate #yxe, Roughies vs Ders, & Christopher Walken's Sask. Connection Thu, 06 Sep 2018 10:21:03 -0600 The first 7 minutes of the podcast today is a recap of our 'Pay As You Throw' debate we had on the air this morning. We had a ton of calls, comments, and texts for this one. We go back and forth on the pros and cons of the curbside garbage pick-up system. if you feel passionate about it, take a listen and let us know what you think! #yxe Also on the show this morning... What's the best nickname for the Riders, why do some people hate hugs, and Christopher Walken's Sask. connection The first 7 minutes of the podcast today is a recap of our 'Pay As You Throw' debate we had on the air this morning. We had a ton of calls, comments, and texts for this one. We go back and forth on the pros and cons of the curbside garbage pick-up system. if you feel passionate about it, take a listen and let us know what you think! #yxe Also on the show this morning... What's the best nickname for the Riders, why do some people hate hugs, and Christopher Walken's Sask. connection https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/412.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/412.m4a No 00:12:45 Thu, 06 Sep 2018 10:21:03 -0600 00:12:45 Making Speed Traps Sexy Thu, 06 Sep 2018 08:13:16 -0600 There were so many speed traps on the roads of Saskatoon yesterday. No one likes speed traps, so we decided to help their image by trying to make them sexy ... Key word there is 'try'. There were so many speed traps on the roads of Saskatoon yesterday. No one likes speed traps, so we decided to help their image by trying to make them sexy ... Key word there is 'try'. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/411.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/411.m4a No 00:01:49 Thu, 06 Sep 2018 08:13:16 -0600 00:01:49 Body Break vs Participaction, Apple Power Rankings, & Stop Breaking The Law! Wed, 05 Sep 2018 10:51:04 -0600 Remember the movie 'Liar Liar' with Jim Carey? Remember when he picks up the phone and just yells 'Stop breaking the law'? We used that clip a good 12 times this morning because people keep speeding in school zones! Also on the show today... The Body Break jingle was wayyy better than the Participaction jingle, and Apples are a metaphor for life Remember the movie 'Liar Liar' with Jim Carey? Remember when he picks up the phone and just yells 'Stop breaking the law'? We used that clip a good 12 times this morning because people keep speeding in school zones! Also on the show today... The Body Break jingle was wayyy better than the Participaction jingle, and Apples are a metaphor for life https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/410.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/410.m4a No 00:11:35 Wed, 05 Sep 2018 10:51:04 -0600 00:11:35 Cruz Confused Lyrics, Back To School Stuff, & The Toys R Us Adult Zone Tue, 04 Sep 2018 10:00:28 -0600 Cruz Mornings got REAL weird today. Confused Lyrics was about ovaries that party, not bathing, and blood. Stacie & Clayton started talking about the new Adult Zone that Toys R Us is introducing, and ended up talking about the dirty section in movie stores for a good 3 minutes. We couldn't stop laughing at the rules pot shops are going to have... It was a fun one! Have a listen! Cruz Mornings got REAL weird today. Confused Lyrics was about ovaries that party, not bathing, and blood. Stacie & Clayton started talking about the new Adult Zone that Toys R Us is introducing, and ended up talking about the dirty section in movie stores for a good 3 minutes. We couldn't stop laughing at the rules pot shops are going to have... It was a fun one! Have a listen! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/409.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/409.m4a No 00:12:51 Tue, 04 Sep 2018 10:00:28 -0600 00:12:51 The Prince Albert Buy & Sell Game, The Lunchables Kid, & Why Having A Truck Sucks Fri, 31 Aug 2018 10:05:39 -0600 Such a fun show today! We invented the 'PA Buy & Sell Challenge'. That's where we scroll through Prince Albert's buy and sell Facebook page and try to find the strangest item (It wasn't that hard) We talked with Rod Pedersen about the Labour Day Classic. Plus a 30 second clip of kids losing their minds playing UNO. Such a fun show today! We invented the 'PA Buy & Sell Challenge'. That's where we scroll through Prince Albert's buy and sell Facebook page and try to find the strangest item (It wasn't that hard) We talked with Rod Pedersen about the Labour Day Classic. Plus a 30 second clip of kids losing their minds playing UNO. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/408.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/408.m4a No 00:15:15 Fri, 31 Aug 2018 10:05:39 -0600 00:15:15 Cruz Confused Lyrics! Fri, 31 Aug 2018 08:25:37 -0600 Making out with a pair of hard lips, getting excited about a tub, and Tylenol... As always, Confused lyrics got pretty weird today! Making out with a pair of hard lips, getting excited about a tub, and Tylenol... As always, Confused lyrics got pretty weird today! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/407.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/407.m4a No 00:02:18 Fri, 31 Aug 2018 08:25:37 -0600 00:02:18 Wedding Advice, Winnipeg Chirps, & All Romantic Comedies Are Literally The Same Thu, 30 Aug 2018 10:19:37 -0600 Clayton is starting to plan his wedding, so he asked you guys for some advice. 50% of people said elope. The other 50% said run... Good advice guys! Also on the show this morning: We chirp the Bombers, a sneak peak at what goes on when the mics are off, and we discovered that every romantic comedy is the exact same. Clayton is starting to plan his wedding, so he asked you guys for some advice. 50% of people said elope. The other 50% said run... Good advice guys! Also on the show this morning: We chirp the Bombers, a sneak peak at what goes on when the mics are off, and we discovered that every romantic comedy is the exact same. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/405.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/405.m4a No 00:09:03 Thu, 30 Aug 2018 10:19:37 -0600 00:09:03 Winnipeg Blue Bomber Chirps Thu, 30 Aug 2018 09:10:13 -0600 'Cheer up Bomber fans. Maybe your team will move to Arizona and come back 20 years later as a half decent football team.' One of the few chirps we came up with for the Labour Day Classic this weekend. Tag you Manitoba friends! - Stacie & Clayton 'Cheer up Bomber fans. Maybe your team will move to Arizona and come back 20 years later as a half decent football team.' One of the few chirps we came up with for the Labour Day Classic this weekend. Tag you Manitoba friends! - Stacie & Clayton https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/404.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/404.m4a No 00:01:16 Thu, 30 Aug 2018 09:10:13 -0600 00:01:16 Speed Limits, Canadian Tuxedos, & Replace Pumpkin Stuff With Grape Wed, 29 Aug 2018 09:53:55 -0600 Quote of the morning: 'Why did they call this thing the Draeger DrugTest 5000? Was the 5000 necessary? Is it a super soaker? It sounds like something Billy Mays would try and sell me at 2:00 in the morning' Also on the show today... What should the speed limit be on the new bridge, Canadian tuxedos are the best, pumpkin stuff is everywhere, and Clayton's impression of every couple trying to assemble a tent. Quote of the morning: 'Why did they call this thing the Draeger DrugTest 5000? Was the 5000 necessary? Is it a super soaker? It sounds like something Billy Mays would try and sell me at 2:00 in the morning' Also on the show today... What should the speed limit be on the new bridge, Canadian tuxedos are the best, pumpkin stuff is everywhere, and Clayton's impression of every couple trying to assemble a tent. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/403.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/403.m4a No 00:13:48 Wed, 29 Aug 2018 09:53:55 -0600 00:13:48 Moving Into A Mirage: The Last Day, Confused Lyrics, & Grocery Store Pick Up Lines Fri, 24 Aug 2018 10:08:55 -0600 We are giving away a freaking car today! It was the last day of 'Moving Into A Mirage', and we talked to Ryan, Dean, Amber, and Jenna one last time. It was sad, not gonna lie! Also on the show this morning... Confused Lyrics, Camel milk, and Winnipeg has a grocery store singles night. So we came up with some grocery store pick up lines. Spoiler alert, they're all bad. We are giving away a freaking car today! It was the last day of 'Moving Into A Mirage', and we talked to Ryan, Dean, Amber, and Jenna one last time. It was sad, not gonna lie! Also on the show this morning... Confused Lyrics, Camel milk, and Winnipeg has a grocery store singles night. So we came up with some grocery store pick up lines. Spoiler alert, they're all bad. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/400.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/400.m4a No 00:15:05 Fri, 24 Aug 2018 10:08:55 -0600 00:15:05 Rod Pedersen Talks Rob Bagg, The Rider Defence, and Chris Jones' Fashion Style Fri, 24 Aug 2018 08:10:24 -0600 The man, the myth, the Rod was on the show this morning talking about the Riders big game tomorrow night against BC. But we also asked him how he would do in our 'Moving Into A Mirage' contest and some other fun stuff too! The man, the myth, the Rod was on the show this morning talking about the Riders big game tomorrow night against BC. But we also asked him how he would do in our 'Moving Into A Mirage' contest and some other fun stuff too! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/399.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/399.m4a No 00:04:29 Fri, 24 Aug 2018 08:10:24 -0600 00:04:29 Moving Into A Mirage: Day 6, Bonanza 2.0, & Google Home/Alexa Pranks Thu, 23 Aug 2018 11:00:28 -0600 Moving Into A Mirage recap: Jenna actually thought we'd put a shark in the car, Dean gets excited about a cup of coffee, and Ryan is a beauty. Also on the show this morning... An epic prank you can play with your friends who have a Google home speaker, You can buy the Bonanza ice cream machine, and Uber Eats is now in Saskatoon! Moving Into A Mirage recap: Jenna actually thought we'd put a shark in the car, Dean gets excited about a cup of coffee, and Ryan is a beauty. Also on the show this morning... An epic prank you can play with your friends who have a Google home speaker, You can buy the Bonanza ice cream machine, and Uber Eats is now in Saskatoon! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/396.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/396.m4a No 00:13:21 Thu, 23 Aug 2018 11:00:28 -0600 00:13:21 Moving Into A Mirage: Day 5, How to Avoid Getting A Parking Ticket & Another Christopher Walken Impression From Dave Grohl Wed, 22 Aug 2018 09:53:03 -0600 Here's your daily 'Moving Into A Mirage' update: Amber ate nothing but tater tots yesterday, Ryan missed his fantasy football draft and also regrets switching spots with Jenna, and was $1000 enough to get one of them to leave the vehicle? Also on the show this morning... Some life tips on how to avoid parking tickets, Canada tourism is about to change a bunch, and Dave Grohl does another epic Christopher Walken impression Here's your daily 'Moving Into A Mirage' update: Amber ate nothing but tater tots yesterday, Ryan missed his fantasy football draft and also regrets switching spots with Jenna, and was $1000 enough to get one of them to leave the vehicle? Also on the show this morning... Some life tips on how to avoid parking tickets, Canada tourism is about to change a bunch, and Dave Grohl does another epic Christopher Walken impression https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/395.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/395.m4a No 00:14:06 Wed, 22 Aug 2018 09:53:03 -0600 00:14:06 Moving Into A Mirage: Day 4, Why Do All Churches Smell The Same, & Stacie's Vegetarian Phase Tue, 21 Aug 2018 11:28:24 -0600 Ryan, Jenna, Dean, and Amber have been living in the Mirage for FOUR DAYS now! Today they are eating tacos for every single meal. Could be a good thing, or a real bad thing. We also asked them what luxury item they would've brought if they were allowed one. Also on the show this morning... Do you have a work husband/wife, the church smell, and if they have meat replacements made of vegetables why don't they have vegetable replacements made of meat? Ryan, Jenna, Dean, and Amber have been living in the Mirage for FOUR DAYS now! Today they are eating tacos for every single meal. Could be a good thing, or a real bad thing. We also asked them what luxury item they would've brought if they were allowed one. Also on the show this morning... Do you have a work husband/wife, the church smell, and if they have meat replacements made of vegetables why don't they have vegetable replacements made of meat? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/394.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/394.m4a No 00:12:01 Tue, 21 Aug 2018 11:28:24 -0600 00:12:01 Moving Into A Mirage: Day 3, Ads On Netflix, & Chris Jones Is Johnny Cash Mon, 20 Aug 2018 10:05:29 -0600 We checked in with our 4 contestants for 'Moving Into A Mirage' this morning, and talked about their rough night. Did any of them take the inventive to get out of the car? Listen and find out! Also on the show this morning... Back to school shopping tips, Chris Jones wore green (weird, right??), a game of 'Would You Rather', and awkward Folk Fest conversations with old school We checked in with our 4 contestants for 'Moving Into A Mirage' this morning, and talked about their rough night. Did any of them take the inventive to get out of the car? Listen and find out! Also on the show this morning... Back to school shopping tips, Chris Jones wore green (weird, right??), a game of 'Would You Rather', and awkward Folk Fest conversations with old school https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/393.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/393.m4a No 00:12:42 Mon, 20 Aug 2018 10:05:29 -0600 00:12:42 Vancouver Tent Estates Mon, 20 Aug 2018 08:30:18 -0600 Things have gotten so bad in Vancouver that some people are paying $1,000 a month to rent a tent in someone's backyard. It got us thinking though... What would a tent real estate company commercial sound like? (P.S. if you're from Vancouver, this one will sting a bit) Things have gotten so bad in Vancouver that some people are paying $1,000 a month to rent a tent in someone's backyard. It got us thinking though... What would a tent real estate company commercial sound like? (P.S. if you're from Vancouver, this one will sting a bit) https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/392.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/392.m4a No 00:01:02 Mon, 20 Aug 2018 08:30:18 -0600 00:01:02 Moving Into A Mirage - Day 1 Fri, 17 Aug 2018 11:20:11 -0600 We had a ton of fun on Cruz Mornings today! We were live at Saskatoon Mitsubishi and we got to know our 4 contestants for Moving Into A Mirage a little bit better! We talked about strategies, we joked around a ton, and we had some fun at their expense! Actually... They had some fun at our expense. You'll see! It's going to be a fun week with Amber, Ryan, Dean and Jenna! We had a ton of fun on Cruz Mornings today! We were live at Saskatoon Mitsubishi and we got to know our 4 contestants for Moving Into A Mirage a little bit better! We talked about strategies, we joked around a ton, and we had some fun at their expense! Actually... They had some fun at our expense. You'll see! It's going to be a fun week with Amber, Ryan, Dean and Jenna! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/391.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/391.m4a No 00:10:18 Fri, 17 Aug 2018 11:20:11 -0600 00:10:18 Cruz Confused Lyrics Fri, 17 Aug 2018 10:33:25 -0600 We did Cruz Mornings live at Saskatoon Mitsubishi this morning, and we attempted to do Cruz Confused Lyrics while live on location. We ran into some technical difficulties, and the clips wouldn't play. It got really awkward and Clayton ended up singing the confused lyrics. But thanks to some masterful editing, here's what it would have sounded like with the clips! We did Cruz Mornings live at Saskatoon Mitsubishi this morning, and we attempted to do Cruz Confused Lyrics while live on location. We ran into some technical difficulties, and the clips wouldn't play. It got really awkward and Clayton ended up singing the confused lyrics. But thanks to some masterful editing, here's what it would have sounded like with the clips! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/390.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/390.m4a No 00:01:36 Fri, 17 Aug 2018 10:33:25 -0600 00:01:36 Millenials Are Killing Mayonnaise, YXE Speed Limits, & Folk Fest Stuff Thu, 16 Aug 2018 11:05:07 -0600 Is mayo delicious? Are speed limits going down in Saskatoon? Would you rather eat too much or drink too much at Folk Fest? Is the smoke going away anytime soon? We answered all of these questions on Cruz Mornings today! Is mayo delicious? Are speed limits going down in Saskatoon? Would you rather eat too much or drink too much at Folk Fest? Is the smoke going away anytime soon? We answered all of these questions on Cruz Mornings today! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/389.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/389.m4a No 00:10:27 Thu, 16 Aug 2018 11:05:07 -0600 00:10:27 Losing Fingers, Virtual Doctors, & Solar Powered Houses Wed, 15 Aug 2018 10:38:18 -0600 Would you live in a community that was completely reliant on Solar Power? Saskatoon might get one with a 1 billion dollar price tag. Also on the show this morning... Okotoks invents a trailer park, visiting your doctor over FaceTime, and a Saskatoon lady loses a finger in the worst way possible Would you live in a community that was completely reliant on Solar Power? Saskatoon might get one with a 1 billion dollar price tag. Also on the show this morning... Okotoks invents a trailer park, visiting your doctor over FaceTime, and a Saskatoon lady loses a finger in the worst way possible https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/388.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/388.m4a No 00:09:59 Wed, 15 Aug 2018 10:38:18 -0600 00:09:59 Saskatoon Beats Regina (again), Putting Salt In Beer, The Nude Diet, & Your Phone Knows Where You Are Tue, 14 Aug 2018 09:55:05 -0600 Quote of the morning... 'If a person is worried about someone hacking into their phone, that person is up to something. Why don't you want them to see what's on your phone, Todd?!' Also on the show today... Bodybuilding grandma's, what cat whisperers tell cats, salt in beer is apparently delicious, and we beat Regina at something... again! Quote of the morning... 'If a person is worried about someone hacking into their phone, that person is up to something. Why don't you want them to see what's on your phone, Todd?!' Also on the show today... Bodybuilding grandma's, what cat whisperers tell cats, salt in beer is apparently delicious, and we beat Regina at something... again! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/386.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/386.m4a No 00:10:34 Tue, 14 Aug 2018 09:55:05 -0600 00:10:34 What Kind Of Advice Would A Cat Whisperer Give? Tue, 14 Aug 2018 08:29:03 -0600 There's a 'Cat Whisperer' job in Greece available right now. You get to hang out on an island with 55 cats and look after them. The term Cat Whisperer got us thinking though... What kind of advice would this person give cats? ...*In a whisper voice* Lick your but in front of everyone. There's a 'Cat Whisperer' job in Greece available right now. You get to hang out on an island with 55 cats and look after them. The term Cat Whisperer got us thinking though... What kind of advice would this person give cats? ...*In a whisper voice* Lick your but in front of everyone. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/385.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/385.m4a No 00:01:45 Tue, 14 Aug 2018 08:29:03 -0600 00:01:45 Duron Carter, The Best Mario Game Of All Time, & Crocs Aren't Going Anywhere Mon, 13 Aug 2018 10:09:09 -0600 To get a different perspective on the Duron Carter situation, we brought in 8 year old Cayden to see what he thought of him being released by the Riders. It was both adorable and informative! Also on the show this morning... Which Super Mario Bros. game was the best of all time, and Clayton had the WORST Dad joke in the history of Dad jokes. Plus the joke was about Crocs, the ultimate dad shoe. Some dad-ception stuff right there. To get a different perspective on the Duron Carter situation, we brought in 8 year old Cayden to see what he thought of him being released by the Riders. It was both adorable and informative! Also on the show this morning... Which Super Mario Bros. game was the best of all time, and Clayton had the WORST Dad joke in the history of Dad jokes. Plus the joke was about Crocs, the ultimate dad shoe. Some dad-ception stuff right there. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/384.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/384.m4a No 00:11:18 Mon, 13 Aug 2018 10:09:09 -0600 00:11:18 Cruz Confused Lyrics, How To Save Power, & Stacie Finds Out What Bunnock Is Fri, 10 Aug 2018 09:52:03 -0600 Cruz Confused Lyrics today was all about naked ladies and getting fat... Seriously! Also on the show this morning: Stacie doesn't know what Bunnock is, tips on how to lower your power bill during the heatwave, and how Rider fans deal with their team having a bye. Cruz Confused Lyrics today was all about naked ladies and getting fat... Seriously! Also on the show this morning: Stacie doesn't know what Bunnock is, tips on how to lower your power bill during the heatwave, and how Rider fans deal with their team having a bye. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/383.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/383.m4a No 00:11:41 Fri, 10 Aug 2018 09:52:03 -0600 00:11:41 Hinterland Who's Who - The Saskatchewan Roughrider Fan Fri, 10 Aug 2018 07:31:21 -0600 What does the majestic Rider fan do during a bye week? The answer might surprise you. What does the majestic Rider fan do during a bye week? The answer might surprise you. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/382.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/382.m4a No 00:01:06 Fri, 10 Aug 2018 07:31:21 -0600 00:01:06 Drunk Wasps, Are Mustangs Sexy, & Dave Muzik Morgan Is Big In Space Thu, 09 Aug 2018 10:21:15 -0600 Clayton had a pretty epic blooper during the sports today. It has to do with making out, that's all we're going to tell you! Clayton had a pretty epic blooper during the sports today. It has to do with making out, that's all we're going to tell you! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/381.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/381.m4a No 00:08:59 Thu, 09 Aug 2018 10:21:15 -0600 00:08:59 How To Survive The Ex, Movies That Make You Cry, & American Gladiators Is Coming Back! Wed, 08 Aug 2018 10:03:33 -0600 Quote of the day: 'Give me $60 and some Arby's coupons and I'll do it' Also on the show this morning... How much would someone need to pay you to go streaking, American Gladiators: Marijuana edition, and 3 tips to make sure you have the best time possible at the Saskatoon Ex! Quote of the day: 'Give me $60 and some Arby's coupons and I'll do it' Also on the show this morning... How much would someone need to pay you to go streaking, American Gladiators: Marijuana edition, and 3 tips to make sure you have the best time possible at the Saskatoon Ex! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/380.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/380.m4a No 00:10:29 Wed, 08 Aug 2018 10:03:33 -0600 00:10:29 Making The Heatwave Sexy, Is Taco In A Bag Healthy, & Mushrooms Are Jerks Tue, 07 Aug 2018 10:02:55 -0600 Stacie's nieces made a guest appearance on the show this morning. They did a movie review of 'Incredibles 2' and it was so darn cute! Her niece sounds exactly like Oprah, it's awesome! Also... mushrooms suck, we talked about healthy food at the Saskatoon Ex, and we make the humid weather sexy. Stacie's nieces made a guest appearance on the show this morning. They did a movie review of 'Incredibles 2' and it was so darn cute! Her niece sounds exactly like Oprah, it's awesome! Also... mushrooms suck, we talked about healthy food at the Saskatoon Ex, and we make the humid weather sexy. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/379.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/379.m4a No 00:10:47 Tue, 07 Aug 2018 10:02:55 -0600 00:10:47 Money In Cakes, Police Myths, & Behind The Scenes @ Cruz Mornings Thu, 02 Aug 2018 10:07:14 -0600 Is putting Toonies and Loonies in birthday cakes just a Saskatchewan thing? Or do other provinces do it too? We also played the role of Mythbusters this morning and debunked some myths about police, and some more ideas to spice up the transit (just the buses) in Saskatoon. Is putting Toonies and Loonies in birthday cakes just a Saskatchewan thing? Or do other provinces do it too? We also played the role of Mythbusters this morning and debunked some myths about police, and some more ideas to spice up the transit (just the buses) in Saskatoon. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/377.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/377.m4a No 00:10:38 Thu, 02 Aug 2018 10:07:14 -0600 00:10:38 Rod Pedersen On Duron Carter, Mike Reilly, Nick Marshall, & 'Molly Whopping' Thu, 02 Aug 2018 08:40:26 -0600 The voice of the Riders, Rod Pedersen, invented a word 2 weeks ago when Saskatchewan beat Hamilton. Listen to our chat with him to find out what 'Molly Whopping' means We also talked about Edmonton underrated O-line, and the return of Zac Collaros, The voice of the Riders, Rod Pedersen, invented a word 2 weeks ago when Saskatchewan beat Hamilton. Listen to our chat with him to find out what 'Molly Whopping' means We also talked about Edmonton underrated O-line, and the return of Zac Collaros, https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/376.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/376.m4a No 00:05:22 Thu, 02 Aug 2018 08:40:26 -0600 00:05:22 Saskatoon Transit Ideas, Folk Fest Changes, & Brett Favre vs Pam Beesly Wed, 01 Aug 2018 10:13:16 -0600 Would you rather be the designated driver for your drunk friends during Folk Fest OR not be able to eat any food at Folk Fest for the entire weekend? We asked that question on the show this morning. Also... We help out the Saskatoon Police department with our ideas to spot drivers that are high, Kim Coates and Darren Dutchyshen being the voice of Saskatoon transit, and who is more attractive: Brett Favre or Pam Beesly? Would you rather be the designated driver for your drunk friends during Folk Fest OR not be able to eat any food at Folk Fest for the entire weekend? We asked that question on the show this morning. Also... We help out the Saskatoon Police department with our ideas to spot drivers that are high, Kim Coates and Darren Dutchyshen being the voice of Saskatoon transit, and who is more attractive: Brett Favre or Pam Beesly? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/375.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/375.m4a No 00:12:26 Wed, 01 Aug 2018 10:13:16 -0600 00:12:26 McDonald's Monopoly Was Rigged, The Moustache Brotherhood, & Bridal Party Horror Stories Tue, 31 Jul 2018 09:59:52 -0600 We checked our voicemail messages on the air today... Didn't go well. Also on the show this morning: The moustache brotherhood is a real thing! We checked our voicemail messages on the air today... Didn't go well. Also on the show this morning: The moustache brotherhood is a real thing! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/374.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/374.m4a No 00:09:52 Tue, 31 Jul 2018 09:59:52 -0600 00:09:52 Angry Rider Fans + Michael Jackson's 'Will You Be There' Mon, 30 Jul 2018 09:00:33 -0600 There were a bunch of angry Rider fans calling into the post game show after their loss to Calgary. It's kind of depressing listening to the calls on their own... But when you add MJ's 'Will You Be There' in the background, it's actually quite entertaining! There were a bunch of angry Rider fans calling into the post game show after their loss to Calgary. It's kind of depressing listening to the calls on their own... But when you add MJ's 'Will You Be There' in the background, it's actually quite entertaining! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/373.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/373.m4a No 00:01:55 Mon, 30 Jul 2018 09:00:33 -0600 00:01:55 Restaurant Pet Peeves, Samsung vs Apple, & Parents Arguing With Their Kids Fri, 27 Jul 2018 10:12:27 -0600 If you had to describe Canada to an alien using only a TV show, a musician/band, and a random item, what would you pick? Also... Clayton sucks at math, and the 'to tip or not to tip' debate, If you had to describe Canada to an alien using only a TV show, a musician/band, and a random item, what would you pick? Also... Clayton sucks at math, and the 'to tip or not to tip' debate, https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/372.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/372.m4a No 00:12:09 Fri, 27 Jul 2018 10:12:27 -0600 00:12:09 Cruz Confused Lyrics Fri, 27 Jul 2018 08:45:53 -0600 A VIP campfire party, the worst superhero EVER, and lasers! As always, Cruz Confused Lyrics was a time and a half this morning! A VIP campfire party, the worst superhero EVER, and lasers! As always, Cruz Confused Lyrics was a time and a half this morning! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/371.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/371.m4a No 00:02:59 Fri, 27 Jul 2018 08:45:53 -0600 00:02:59 Alberta Hates Fun, Are Dogs Better Than People, & A New Home Alone Movie Is Coming! (kind of) Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:42:48 -0600 We talked about dogs A BUNCH this morning on the show. We also chatted about all the 'warm fuzzy' stories that have been making the rounds in Saskatoon, fake Kim Coates gave us a call, and Alberta wants to ban trampolines. Quote of the day: 'We all knew that one kid in elementary school who had a trampoline, and that kid was the coolest kid in school because of it' We talked about dogs A BUNCH this morning on the show. We also chatted about all the 'warm fuzzy' stories that have been making the rounds in Saskatoon, fake Kim Coates gave us a call, and Alberta wants to ban trampolines. Quote of the day: 'We all knew that one kid in elementary school who had a trampoline, and that kid was the coolest kid in school because of it' https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/370.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/370.m4a No 00:12:41 Thu, 26 Jul 2018 09:42:48 -0600 00:12:41 Parenting Your Parents, Saskatoon Is Killing It (Thx Art Gallery), & Never Listen To Someone's KD Advice Wed, 25 Jul 2018 10:07:42 -0600 Have you ever had to parent your parents? If you have, let us know below! It can be super awkward! Also on the show this morning... The end of American Woman by The Guess Who sounds exactly like Dory from Finding Nemo trying to speak whale, Kraft Dinner strategies, and Saskatoon gets more love from travel bloggers. Have you ever had to parent your parents? If you have, let us know below! It can be super awkward! Also on the show this morning... The end of American Woman by The Guess Who sounds exactly like Dory from Finding Nemo trying to speak whale, Kraft Dinner strategies, and Saskatoon gets more love from travel bloggers. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/369.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/369.m4a No 00:11:10 Wed, 25 Jul 2018 10:07:42 -0600 00:11:10 Stop Messing With Ice Cream, Nickelback Theories, & Ride Sharing Is Moving Forward... Again Tue, 24 Jul 2018 10:08:19 -0600 Today on Cruz Mornings we talked about some of the reasons why Nickelback gets so much hate, why are people messing with ice cream (someone made a Mayo ice cream flavour... Like, c'mon man!), Charlie Clark missing a council meeting (for a good reason though!), ride sharing is 'moving forward', and tourism in Saskatchewan is booming! Today on Cruz Mornings we talked about some of the reasons why Nickelback gets so much hate, why are people messing with ice cream (someone made a Mayo ice cream flavour... Like, c'mon man!), Charlie Clark missing a council meeting (for a good reason though!), ride sharing is 'moving forward', and tourism in Saskatchewan is booming! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/368.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/368.m4a No 00:13:26 Tue, 24 Jul 2018 10:08:19 -0600 00:13:26 Ever Wonder What A Guy Fieri Shark Cooking Show Would Sound Like? Wonder No More! Tue, 24 Jul 2018 07:50:38 -0600 Clayton was super excited about the Guy Fieri 'Shark Week' show that airs tomorrow. He thought it was going to be Fieri diving into the ocean, hunting sharks, and then cooking them. Yeah, it's not like that at all It got us thinking though... What would a Guy Fieri shark cooking show sound like? Clayton was super excited about the Guy Fieri 'Shark Week' show that airs tomorrow. He thought it was going to be Fieri diving into the ocean, hunting sharks, and then cooking them. Yeah, it's not like that at all It got us thinking though... What would a Guy Fieri shark cooking show sound like? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/367.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/367.m4a No 00:02:21 Tue, 24 Jul 2018 07:50:38 -0600 00:02:21 New Area Code, Is Shark Week Overrated, & Does Stacie Skinny Dip With Her Family? Mon, 23 Jul 2018 09:53:19 -0600 Quote of the day from Stacie Cooper: 'Good Charlotte isn't good... They're Okay Charlotte' Also, you know those wacky song teases we do before songs? Stacie had 2 today that were pure gold... Mainly because we messed them up. Plus shark week stuff, people with 639 area codes (all 7 of them), and seniors living with broke students. Quote of the day from Stacie Cooper: 'Good Charlotte isn't good... They're Okay Charlotte' Also, you know those wacky song teases we do before songs? Stacie had 2 today that were pure gold... Mainly because we messed them up. Plus shark week stuff, people with 639 area codes (all 7 of them), and seniors living with broke students. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/366.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/366.m4a No 00:11:08 Mon, 23 Jul 2018 09:53:19 -0600 00:11:08 Canadian Tire Money, Vegetables Are The Devil, & What TV/Movie House Would You Live In? Fri, 20 Jul 2018 10:13:03 -0600 If you could pick any house to live in from a TV show or a movie, which one would it be? Other stuff on the show today... Does anyone remember using Canadian Tire money at the bar? The very first 'Cruz Confused Commercials', and who would you to narrate your life story? Clayton went with Jean Chretien, which lead to a horrendous impression. If you could pick any house to live in from a TV show or a movie, which one would it be? Other stuff on the show today... Does anyone remember using Canadian Tire money at the bar? The very first 'Cruz Confused Commercials', and who would you to narrate your life story? Clayton went with Jean Chretien, which lead to a horrendous impression. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/365.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/365.m4a No 00:11:31 Fri, 20 Jul 2018 10:13:03 -0600 00:11:31 Cruz Confused Lyrics Fri, 20 Jul 2018 08:48:24 -0600 A Wayne's World reference, a Dwight Schrute from 'The Office' reference, and bragging about being a terrible lover. This might be one of our favourite Cruz Confused Lyrics ever! - Stacie & Clayton A Wayne's World reference, a Dwight Schrute from 'The Office' reference, and bragging about being a terrible lover. This might be one of our favourite Cruz Confused Lyrics ever! - Stacie & Clayton https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/364.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/364.m4a No 00:02:35 Fri, 20 Jul 2018 08:48:24 -0600 00:02:35 Clayton Got Engaged! Fri, 20 Jul 2018 07:29:37 -0600 Our very own Clayton from Cruz Mornings got engaged this week! He spent three days planning out the perfect proposal, which turned out to be a HUGE waste of time. Let's just say it did not go as planned... But it has a very, very happy ending. Our very own Clayton from Cruz Mornings got engaged this week! He spent three days planning out the perfect proposal, which turned out to be a HUGE waste of time. Let's just say it did not go as planned... But it has a very, very happy ending. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/363.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/363.m4a No 00:04:01 Fri, 20 Jul 2018 07:29:37 -0600 00:04:01 Crib vs Kaiser, Crock-Pot vs Instant Pot, Crocs vs New Balance Sneakers, & Bye Bye Scuz Thu, 19 Jul 2018 10:00:08 -0600 'I really like squeezing my own stuff' 'Yeah, here on Cruz Mornings we love squeezing our own stuff' - Stacie & Clayton talking about how they don't like grocery delivery and prefer going to the store. (Also on the show this morning... Kaiser strategies, Crocs are killing it, & giant statues of celebrities) 'I really like squeezing my own stuff' 'Yeah, here on Cruz Mornings we love squeezing our own stuff' - Stacie & Clayton talking about how they don't like grocery delivery and prefer going to the store. (Also on the show this morning... Kaiser strategies, Crocs are killing it, & giant statues of celebrities) https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/362.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/362.m4a No 00:11:43 Thu, 19 Jul 2018 10:00:08 -0600 00:11:43 Rod Pedersen Talks Riders vs Ti-Cats On Cruz Mornings Thu, 19 Jul 2018 08:44:57 -0600 The voice of the Riders, Rod Pederson, joined us this morning to talk about the practice outburst Chris Jones had this week, Brandon Bridge's short leash, and the Riders' chances against Hamilton tonight. Don't forget, you can hear that game right here on Cruz FM starting at 4:30! #GoRiders The voice of the Riders, Rod Pederson, joined us this morning to talk about the practice outburst Chris Jones had this week, Brandon Bridge's short leash, and the Riders' chances against Hamilton tonight. Don't forget, you can hear that game right here on Cruz FM starting at 4:30! #GoRiders https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/361.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/361.m4a No 00:04:28 Thu, 19 Jul 2018 08:44:57 -0600 00:04:28 The Saskatoon Airport Gets A Falcon, Is The Sutherland Shutting Down, & Behind The Scenes At Cruz Mornings Wed, 18 Jul 2018 10:16:49 -0600 On Cruz Mornings, we have a theme song for the police plane and the K-9 unit. The Saskatoon Airport got a Falcon to protect it's planes from birds, so naturally we gave Nimbus (that's his name. So cool!) a theme song too Also... What weird Guinness World Record could you set, and is the Scuz shutting its doors? On Cruz Mornings, we have a theme song for the police plane and the K-9 unit. The Saskatoon Airport got a Falcon to protect it's planes from birds, so naturally we gave Nimbus (that's his name. So cool!) a theme song too Also... What weird Guinness World Record could you set, and is the Scuz shutting its doors? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/360.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/360.m4a No 00:11:55 Wed, 18 Jul 2018 10:16:49 -0600 00:11:55 The Best Swear Word Replacements, The Best Pools in Saskatoon, & The Best Stuff At Taste Of Sask. Tue, 17 Jul 2018 10:27:07 -0600 We gathered all of the best replacement swear words this morning. Here are a few... Holy Chretien, Holy post-it notes, Cram it in your cram hole, just yelling 'CURSE WORDS' or 'SKITTLES', aw banana shenanigans... Those are just some! We gathered all of the best replacement swear words this morning. Here are a few... Holy Chretien, Holy post-it notes, Cram it in your cram hole, just yelling 'CURSE WORDS' or 'SKITTLES', aw banana shenanigans... Those are just some! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/359.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/359.m4a No 00:11:59 Tue, 17 Jul 2018 10:27:07 -0600 00:11:59 More Scams, The Pizza That Never Was, & Stacie's AMAZING Find On Amazon Mon, 16 Jul 2018 10:05:23 -0600 Today is Amazon Prime Day, and Stacie found quite possibly the best thing that you can buy on the internet. Also... Why does Clayton have 60 photos of Nicolas Cage on his phone, we discuss the old video stores in Saskatoon (Pic-A-Flick, Pirate Video, Family Video), and have you ever fallen asleep after ordering take out? Today is Amazon Prime Day, and Stacie found quite possibly the best thing that you can buy on the internet. Also... Why does Clayton have 60 photos of Nicolas Cage on his phone, we discuss the old video stores in Saskatoon (Pic-A-Flick, Pirate Video, Family Video), and have you ever fallen asleep after ordering take out? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/358.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/358.m4a No 00:11:52 Mon, 16 Jul 2018 10:05:23 -0600 00:11:52 The Sex Talk, The Cyclist-Vehicle Tension In Saskatoon, & Leftover Pizza Is Overrated Fri, 13 Jul 2018 09:54:05 -0600 Our friends Lochlin, Grant, and James from Cruz FM in Edmonton made a guest appearance on the show today. They had Tim Horton's delivered to their studio and they tell us all about it. Also... We talk about the differences between Sex Ed in Catholic Schools and Public Schools, the swarm of bees hanging out in downtown, and the tension between cyclists and vehicles in the city Our friends Lochlin, Grant, and James from Cruz FM in Edmonton made a guest appearance on the show today. They had Tim Horton's delivered to their studio and they tell us all about it. Also... We talk about the differences between Sex Ed in Catholic Schools and Public Schools, the swarm of bees hanging out in downtown, and the tension between cyclists and vehicles in the city https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/357.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/357.m4a No 00:12:15 Fri, 13 Jul 2018 09:54:05 -0600 00:12:15 Cruz Confused Lyrics Fri, 13 Jul 2018 08:41:26 -0600 Kenny Rogers licking trolls on a roof, dreaming of bagels, and Canadians getting angry. ... As always, Cruz Confused Lyrics got a little weird this morning. So much fun though! Kenny Rogers licking trolls on a roof, dreaming of bagels, and Canadians getting angry. ... As always, Cruz Confused Lyrics got a little weird this morning. So much fun though! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/356.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/356.m4a No 00:02:50 Fri, 13 Jul 2018 08:41:26 -0600 00:02:50 Trump Daddy Has Tea With The Queen, Does The Tattoo Stigma Still Exist, & Driving Instructors Thu, 12 Jul 2018 10:48:12 -0600 We did some role play this morning. Stacie was the Queen, Clayton was Trump, and they predicted how their tea date tomorrow was going to go down. Also... Mick Jagger is a jinx, weed beers, Zellers, and high school driving instructors need to be mean for the greater good of the city. We did some role play this morning. Stacie was the Queen, Clayton was Trump, and they predicted how their tea date tomorrow was going to go down. Also... Mick Jagger is a jinx, weed beers, Zellers, and high school driving instructors need to be mean for the greater good of the city. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/355.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/355.m4a No 00:12:40 Thu, 12 Jul 2018 10:48:12 -0600 00:12:40 If Your Bank Account Could Talk, The American Idiot Remix Ft. Donald Trump, & Manitoba Aliens Wed, 11 Jul 2018 09:59:50 -0600 If your bank account could talk, what would it say to you? Also, we made a mashup of Green Day's 'American Idiot' and a Donald Trump speech, and we debate about who would win a fight between Prince Harry and Bryan Adams If your bank account could talk, what would it say to you? Also, we made a mashup of Green Day's 'American Idiot' and a Donald Trump speech, and we debate about who would win a fight between Prince Harry and Bryan Adams https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/354.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/354.m4a No 00:11:05 Wed, 11 Jul 2018 09:59:50 -0600 00:11:05 Are Lazy Dogs And Cats The Same Thing, B.C. Condos Are Banning Road Hockey, & Straws Suck Tue, 10 Jul 2018 09:38:23 -0600 A few quotes from the show this morning... 'I just want a fat pug named Carl who will lay on the couch and eat pasta with me' 'The only way Saskatoon's stolen bike problem gets fixed is if all the bikes get stolen, so no one owns bikes anymore, and therefore there are no more bikes to steal' 'It is impossible for a man to look tough while sipping a drink through a straw' A few quotes from the show this morning... 'I just want a fat pug named Carl who will lay on the couch and eat pasta with me' 'The only way Saskatoon's stolen bike problem gets fixed is if all the bikes get stolen, so no one owns bikes anymore, and therefore there are no more bikes to steal' 'It is impossible for a man to look tough while sipping a drink through a straw' https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/353.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/353.m4a No 00:11:33 Tue, 10 Jul 2018 09:38:23 -0600 00:11:33 Blockbusters That Are No Longer Blockbusters But Still Look Like Blockbusters, Slo-Pitch Shenanigans, & Singing Cabs Mon, 09 Jul 2018 10:20:20 -0600 Today on Cruz Mornings... Would you say 'Highway 7' or 'The Rosetown/Kindersly highway'? I've lived here my entire life, still don't know the highways by their numbers. But I know every small town, so I just use that to describe highway directions. We also talked about cabs vs uber, taking a walk in slo-pitch, and other fun stuff! Today on Cruz Mornings... Would you say 'Highway 7' or 'The Rosetown/Kindersly highway'? I've lived here my entire life, still don't know the highways by their numbers. But I know every small town, so I just use that to describe highway directions. We also talked about cabs vs uber, taking a walk in slo-pitch, and other fun stuff! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/352.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/352.m4a No 00:07:51 Mon, 09 Jul 2018 10:20:20 -0600 00:07:51 Confused Lyrics, Guessing What Business Is Going Into Buildings, & ER Stories Fri, 06 Jul 2018 10:09:43 -0600 Quote of the day: 'Sometimes I'll leave ridiculous fake lists around the grocery store for people to find. I'll put stuff like 'clown makeup, 4 shovels, 19 Oreos'... Whoever picks that up is gonna be like 'ummm' Also... Clayton's story about a hangover so bad he went to the ER, confused lyrics, and is there anything more #ClassicSaskatoon than trying to guess what business is going into a building that's under construction? Quote of the day: 'Sometimes I'll leave ridiculous fake lists around the grocery store for people to find. I'll put stuff like 'clown makeup, 4 shovels, 19 Oreos'... Whoever picks that up is gonna be like 'ummm' Also... Clayton's story about a hangover so bad he went to the ER, confused lyrics, and is there anything more #ClassicSaskatoon than trying to guess what business is going into a building that's under construction? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/351.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/351.m4a No 00:13:09 Fri, 06 Jul 2018 10:09:43 -0600 00:13:09 Rod Pedersen on Brandon Bridge, the Riders Defence, & Chris Jones Fri, 06 Jul 2018 08:39:59 -0600 We usually talk to the voice of the Riders, Rod Pedersen, before game day. We changed things up a bit this week and chatted with him after the Riders 18-13 win over Hamilton In case you didn't know, Rod is a very funny guy and he proves it here! We usually talk to the voice of the Riders, Rod Pedersen, before game day. We changed things up a bit this week and chatted with him after the Riders 18-13 win over Hamilton In case you didn't know, Rod is a very funny guy and he proves it here! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/350.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/350.m4a No 00:05:15 Fri, 06 Jul 2018 08:39:59 -0600 00:05:15 Lies Parents Tell Kids, Lies Kids Tell Parents, & Stacie & Clayton's Cannabis Fines Thu, 05 Jul 2018 09:51:54 -0600 We shared the worst/most pathetic lie we told our parents this morning. We also talked about the little white lies parents tell their kids all the time. Have any to add? Also... People who record fireworks shows on their phone, beer prices are going to go up, and we came up with a few fines for cannabis use that the government may have missed. We shared the worst/most pathetic lie we told our parents this morning. We also talked about the little white lies parents tell their kids all the time. Have any to add? Also... People who record fireworks shows on their phone, beer prices are going to go up, and we came up with a few fines for cannabis use that the government may have missed. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/349.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/349.m4a No 00:12:32 Thu, 05 Jul 2018 09:51:54 -0600 00:12:32 The Harry Bailey Myth, RIP CD's, Planets Giving Birth, & Stacie Licks The Mic Wed, 04 Jul 2018 10:08:23 -0600 Remember that day in biology class where they showed the 'Miracle of Life' video? Don't know how, but that came up on the show this morning. Also... The Harry Bailey diving board story, Milos Raonic doing the MILLOOOSSS from Seinfeld, Ubers vs cabs, and a July 4th shout out for 'Murica. Remember that day in biology class where they showed the 'Miracle of Life' video? Don't know how, but that came up on the show this morning. Also... The Harry Bailey diving board story, Milos Raonic doing the MILLOOOSSS from Seinfeld, Ubers vs cabs, and a July 4th shout out for 'Murica. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/348.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/348.m4a No 00:10:17 Wed, 04 Jul 2018 10:08:23 -0600 00:10:17 Chicken Fingers Are For Adults Too, Making Reading Sexy, & The Riders Are Bad Tue, 03 Jul 2018 10:50:13 -0600 Today on Cruz Mornings Clayton came back from Vegas and no one noticed, we had an EPIC debate about chicken fingers & bar food, Stacie got the hiccups during the weather and it was hilarious, airports should have movie theatres that play Seinfeld episodes non-stop for people on layovers, and we make reading sexy again. Today on Cruz Mornings Clayton came back from Vegas and no one noticed, we had an EPIC debate about chicken fingers & bar food, Stacie got the hiccups during the weather and it was hilarious, airports should have movie theatres that play Seinfeld episodes non-stop for people on layovers, and we make reading sexy again. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/347.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/347.m4a No 00:09:44 Tue, 03 Jul 2018 10:50:13 -0600 00:09:44 How To Survive A Zombie Apocalypse, Putting In The Docks, & Will We Run Out Of Weed? Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:14:00 -0600 'Remember when Taco Bell opened up in Saskatoon? People waited in line for 3 hours and cops had to be called because the line got too rowdy.People in this city couldn't wait to try it out. That was for Taco Bell... Imagine the lines on October 17th!' Also on Cruz Mornings: Putting in the docks suck, the fire pit curfew has changed nothing, and America doing classic 'Murica stuff. 'Remember when Taco Bell opened up in Saskatoon? People waited in line for 3 hours and cops had to be called because the line got too rowdy.People in this city couldn't wait to try it out. That was for Taco Bell... Imagine the lines on October 17th!' Also on Cruz Mornings: Putting in the docks suck, the fire pit curfew has changed nothing, and America doing classic 'Murica stuff. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/344.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/344.m4a No 00:10:44 Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:14:00 -0600 00:10:44 Stacie & Clayton Talk To Wendy, The Owner Of Dennis the Raccoon Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:35:21 -0600 Wendy & Ron have been making headlines in Saskatoon for the past few days. They are faced with a difficult decision: Give up their apartment, or get rid of their beloved pet raccoon named Dennis who they've had for 5 years. We talked to Wendy this morning about the situation they're facing and what it's like having a pet raccoon. Wendy & Ron have been making headlines in Saskatoon for the past few days. They are faced with a difficult decision: Give up their apartment, or get rid of their beloved pet raccoon named Dennis who they've had for 5 years. We talked to Wendy this morning about the situation they're facing and what it's like having a pet raccoon. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/343.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/343.m4a No 00:05:29 Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:35:21 -0600 00:05:29 Dennis The Raccoon, Longer Work Days For Longer Weekends, & Stacie's Jean Claude Van Damme Story Mon, 25 Jun 2018 10:18:24 -0600 Today on Cruz Mornings... We talked to Ron, who might get kicked out of his apartment because he has a pet raccoon. He tells his side of the story. Kenaston, SK got a shout out this morning for being the best party town in Saskatchewan. The sand black market (yes, it exists), parenting bets, and Stacie met Jean Claude Van Damme at Marineland of all places. Today on Cruz Mornings... We talked to Ron, who might get kicked out of his apartment because he has a pet raccoon. He tells his side of the story. Kenaston, SK got a shout out this morning for being the best party town in Saskatchewan. The sand black market (yes, it exists), parenting bets, and Stacie met Jean Claude Van Damme at Marineland of all places. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/342.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/342.m4a No 00:10:18 Mon, 25 Jun 2018 10:18:24 -0600 00:10:18 Confused Lyrics, Landlines, & Stacie & Clayton's Google History Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:11:02 -0600 Holy fun stuff Batman! Confused lyrics from this morning was gold. GOLD JERRY, GOLD! We talked about the good old days of *69, *67, and pranking people on landlines. We put another weird headline in the 'Headline Hall of Fame', we shared our Google history on the air, and we did this thing called 'Stacie & Clayton's battle of the bands'. Check it out! Holy fun stuff Batman! Confused lyrics from this morning was gold. GOLD JERRY, GOLD! We talked about the good old days of *69, *67, and pranking people on landlines. We put another weird headline in the 'Headline Hall of Fame', we shared our Google history on the air, and we did this thing called 'Stacie & Clayton's battle of the bands'. Check it out! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/341.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/341.m4a No 00:11:35 Fri, 22 Jun 2018 10:11:02 -0600 00:11:35 Where Should The New Transit System Go, Bear Attack Advice, & Stoner Grandmas Thu, 21 Jun 2018 10:08:14 -0600 We started a new segment called 'Headline Hall of Fame' today. You won't believe the one we found. Also on the show this morning: What would Canada do if we ran out of beer, bike lane stuff (cue the nasty comments), and we made some homemade sound effects because we don't have the budget to get some. Spoiler alert, they're horrible. We started a new segment called 'Headline Hall of Fame' today. You won't believe the one we found. Also on the show this morning: What would Canada do if we ran out of beer, bike lane stuff (cue the nasty comments), and we made some homemade sound effects because we don't have the budget to get some. Spoiler alert, they're horrible. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/340.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/340.m4a No 00:11:30 Thu, 21 Jun 2018 10:08:14 -0600 00:11:30 Experience Regina, Marriage Is Good For Your Heart, & We Say Goodbye To The Jerry Springer Show Wed, 20 Jun 2018 10:08:58 -0600 Everyone is talking about Jimmy Fallon using the 'Experience Regina' tourism song on his show. Some people are saying it's the worst tourism song ever, but we found one for Cleveland that's WAYYY worse! Also on the show this morning: The worst summer jobs and people who use North/East/South/West when giving directions are the worst. Stop doing that! Everyone is talking about Jimmy Fallon using the 'Experience Regina' tourism song on his show. Some people are saying it's the worst tourism song ever, but we found one for Cleveland that's WAYYY worse! Also on the show this morning: The worst summer jobs and people who use North/East/South/West when giving directions are the worst. Stop doing that! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/339.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/339.m4a No 00:11:58 Wed, 20 Jun 2018 10:08:58 -0600 00:11:58 Are Kids Addicted To Their Phones, Space Force, Shirtless Dads, & Seriously, STOP LEAVING YOUR KEYS IN YOUR CAR Tue, 19 Jun 2018 10:08:41 -0600 Remember when you were a kid and your parents wouldn't let you leave the table until you finished that one food that you hated... What food was that for you? Also on the show today: Imagining a world where coffee doesn't exist and making deals with your siblings so they wouldn't tell Mom on you. Remember when you were a kid and your parents wouldn't let you leave the table until you finished that one food that you hated... What food was that for you? Also on the show today: Imagining a world where coffee doesn't exist and making deals with your siblings so they wouldn't tell Mom on you. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/338.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/338.m4a No 00:12:50 Tue, 19 Jun 2018 10:08:41 -0600 00:12:50 Crazy Exes, Minimum Wage, & Why Do People Still Streak At Sporting Events Mon, 18 Jun 2018 10:52:13 -0600 Idylwyld is going to be a mess for the next 3 weeks, but don't worry! We came up with some solutions to that traffic problem. Also, we share some wild ex stories. Also, how god was Incredibles 2?! Also, we love you! Idylwyld is going to be a mess for the next 3 weeks, but don't worry! We came up with some solutions to that traffic problem. Also, we share some wild ex stories. Also, how god was Incredibles 2?! Also, we love you! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/337.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/337.m4a No 00:10:03 Mon, 18 Jun 2018 10:52:13 -0600 00:10:03 The Mall Food Court Smell, World Cup Stuff, & People In The Comments Section Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:15:35 -0600 Quote of the morning: 'Ginger beef combo... Did you know that was my nickname in high school?' - Clayton We also talked about 'mmmmmarvelous mmmmmuffins' for a good 5 minutes today. Remember those from the 90's? Was in pronounced as one, smooth 'Mmmm' sound? Or was it pronounced as individual 'm-m-m-m' sounds? Quote of the morning: 'Ginger beef combo... Did you know that was my nickname in high school?' - Clayton We also talked about 'mmmmmarvelous mmmmmuffins' for a good 5 minutes today. Remember those from the 90's? Was in pronounced as one, smooth 'Mmmm' sound? Or was it pronounced as individual 'm-m-m-m' sounds? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/336.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/336.m4a No 00:11:08 Thu, 14 Jun 2018 10:15:35 -0600 00:11:08 People Who Don't Tip, Pot Shop Licenses Are Expensive, & Germs Are Everywhere Wed, 13 Jun 2018 10:08:40 -0600 Clayton went on a pretty epic rant on people who don't tip this morning. Not the people who don't tip if the service is bad, but the people who just straight up refuse to tip no matter what. Also on the show today: Your tea towel is trying to kill you, no one has hobbies anymore, and would you get the flu on purpose for $4,500? Clayton went on a pretty epic rant on people who don't tip this morning. Not the people who don't tip if the service is bad, but the people who just straight up refuse to tip no matter what. Also on the show today: Your tea towel is trying to kill you, no one has hobbies anymore, and would you get the flu on purpose for $4,500? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/335.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/335.m4a No 00:13:43 Wed, 13 Jun 2018 10:08:40 -0600 00:13:43 Out Of Shape Prairie Guys, First Dates, & Game of Thrones Tue, 12 Jun 2018 10:17:26 -0600 'I have no problem committing to my girlfriend for the rest of my life, but committing to a new TV show for a month... Can't do it' Just one of the sexy quotes from the show this morning. Plus appearances from The Lion King theme song AND the Body Break theme song, and Stacie chirps a world leader. Can you guess which one?! 'I have no problem committing to my girlfriend for the rest of my life, but committing to a new TV show for a month... Can't do it' Just one of the sexy quotes from the show this morning. Plus appearances from The Lion King theme song AND the Body Break theme song, and Stacie chirps a world leader. Can you guess which one?! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/334.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/334.m4a No 00:09:50 Tue, 12 Jun 2018 10:17:26 -0600 00:09:50 Backseat Drivers Are The Worst, Dollarama Prices Are Going Up, & New Stanley Cup Rules Mon, 11 Jun 2018 11:13:27 -0600 'Hey Donald Trump... You can mess with our oil, you can mess with our lumber, but when you start messing with our Dollarama's... That's where we draw the line!' 'Hey Donald Trump... You can mess with our oil, you can mess with our lumber, but when you start messing with our Dollarama's... That's where we draw the line!' https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/333.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/333.m4a No 00:10:54 Mon, 11 Jun 2018 11:13:27 -0600 00:10:54 Stanley Cup Stuff, Puking In Cabs, & Coffee In The AM Is Bad For You Fri, 08 Jun 2018 09:52:40 -0600 Delisle, SK got a shout out on the show this morning. So did hospital jello... Seriously, why is hospital jello wayyy better than jello you make at home? Also, we made an #AgeYourselfInThreeWords list, and Stacie really embarrassed herself talking about the Saskatoon Police Plane... Like really bad. You'll see. Delisle, SK got a shout out on the show this morning. So did hospital jello... Seriously, why is hospital jello wayyy better than jello you make at home? Also, we made an #AgeYourselfInThreeWords list, and Stacie really embarrassed herself talking about the Saskatoon Police Plane... Like really bad. You'll see. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/332.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/332.m4a No 00:10:44 Fri, 08 Jun 2018 09:52:40 -0600 00:10:44 Cruz Confused Lyrics Fri, 08 Jun 2018 08:34:02 -0600 'Maybe a fax machine fell in love with a modem, had a baby, and created the very first fax machine/modem hybrid' 'Wow, that would make a horrible children's book' 'Remember kids... Never shave your knees alone. Always have a shaving buddy' Just three of the many wild quotes from 'Confused Lyrics' today. It got weird... 'Maybe a fax machine fell in love with a modem, had a baby, and created the very first fax machine/modem hybrid' 'Wow, that would make a horrible children's book' 'Remember kids... Never shave your knees alone. Always have a shaving buddy' Just three of the many wild quotes from 'Confused Lyrics' today. It got weird... https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/331.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/331.m4a No 00:02:57 Fri, 08 Jun 2018 08:34:02 -0600 00:02:57 The 'Pay As You Throw' System, People Are Leaving Saskatchewan, & Drunk Don Cherry Thu, 07 Jun 2018 10:49:53 -0600 Things we learned this morning: Clayton can't say the word 'anonymity', Stacie almost had a stroke, slow walkers are the worst, slowing down Don Cherry's voice to make him sound drunk will always be funny, and the new garbage system that the city wants to implement has a few flaws. Things we learned this morning: Clayton can't say the word 'anonymity', Stacie almost had a stroke, slow walkers are the worst, slowing down Don Cherry's voice to make him sound drunk will always be funny, and the new garbage system that the city wants to implement has a few flaws. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/330.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/330.m4a No 00:10:47 Thu, 07 Jun 2018 10:49:53 -0600 00:10:47 Couples Who Baby Talk, Messing With Telemarketers, & If Wasps Could Talk Wed, 06 Jun 2018 10:07:26 -0600 Stacie had an epic/well thought out rant on the possibility of a new downtown arena that was spot on this morning. Meanwhile, Clayton was responsible for this quote: 'A man will always remember his wedding, the birth of his kids, and his first chicken finger' Stacie had an epic/well thought out rant on the possibility of a new downtown arena that was spot on this morning. Meanwhile, Clayton was responsible for this quote: 'A man will always remember his wedding, the birth of his kids, and his first chicken finger' https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/329.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/329.m4a No 00:10:12 Wed, 06 Jun 2018 10:07:26 -0600 00:10:12 Bike Lanes Aren't Going Anywhere, Six Packs Are Overrated, & Airport Stuff Tue, 05 Jun 2018 10:10:56 -0600 Seriously though, why does every airport have a luggage store but not a Shoppers Drug Mart?? You know how many times we could've used a shoppers at an airport!? Seriously though, why does every airport have a luggage store but not a Shoppers Drug Mart?? You know how many times we could've used a shoppers at an airport!? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/328.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/328.m4a No 00:10:36 Tue, 05 Jun 2018 10:10:56 -0600 00:10:36 Regina's Out Of Gas, Hangover Cure Ice Cream, & Cheese Day Mon, 04 Jun 2018 09:58:53 -0600 We called our friends Chad & Ballsy from 104.9 The Wolf in Regina to try and trade for the Olive Garden that they're getting. We also replaced 1 word from a song title with 'cheese', which got pretty weird. We called our friends Chad & Ballsy from 104.9 The Wolf in Regina to try and trade for the Olive Garden that they're getting. We also replaced 1 word from a song title with 'cheese', which got pretty weird. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/327.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/327.m4a No 00:08:53 Mon, 04 Jun 2018 09:58:53 -0600 00:08:53 Dad Shoes, Fish That Clone Themselves Using Sperm, & Confused Lyrics Fri, 01 Jun 2018 10:10:58 -0600 Why is it that when you think of 'Dad shoes' you always just assume their New Balance shoes? Also on the show today: Stacie's husband makes a guest appearance, buying stuff without your significant others permission, fish that can clone themselves, and Axl Rose singing about his love for lumps in Confused Lyrics! Why is it that when you think of 'Dad shoes' you always just assume their New Balance shoes? Also on the show today: Stacie's husband makes a guest appearance, buying stuff without your significant others permission, fish that can clone themselves, and Axl Rose singing about his love for lumps in Confused Lyrics! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/326.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/326.m4a No 00:11:48 Fri, 01 Jun 2018 10:10:58 -0600 00:11:48 Don Cherry Was Off Last Night, Speaking To The Manager, & 65 Year Olds Shouldn't Be Sexy Thu, 31 May 2018 10:18:10 -0600 Here's a situation for you... You find a tiny bit of mold of a slice of bread. Do you throw it out, or do you rip of the mold spot and eat the bread? We talked about that and some other fun stuff (mainly how funny the back of the San Francisco Store was) this morning! Here's a situation for you... You find a tiny bit of mold of a slice of bread. Do you throw it out, or do you rip of the mold spot and eat the bread? We talked about that and some other fun stuff (mainly how funny the back of the San Francisco Store was) this morning! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/325.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/325.m4a No 00:10:00 Thu, 31 May 2018 10:18:10 -0600 00:10:00 Best Cover Songs Of All Time, Meeting The Parents For The First Time, & Eye Jewelry Wed, 30 May 2018 10:47:57 -0600 Remember the first time you met your significant other's parents? How'd it go? Because ours didn't go great! Also... What is the best cover song of all time? Stacie said Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You', while Johnny Cash's 'Hurt' got Clayton's vote. What about you? Remember the first time you met your significant other's parents? How'd it go? Because ours didn't go great! Also... What is the best cover song of all time? Stacie said Whitney Houston's 'I Will Always Love You', while Johnny Cash's 'Hurt' got Clayton's vote. What about you? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/324.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/324.m4a No 00:11:20 Wed, 30 May 2018 10:47:57 -0600 00:11:20 Goodbye Rainbow Cinemas Wed, 30 May 2018 08:21:33 -0600 Clayton grew up in Lakeview. So when he heard Rainbow Cinemas was shutting down, it hit him pretty hard. It's not closing until 2020, but we decided to say goodbye to the beloved theatre this morning. Clayton grew up in Lakeview. So when he heard Rainbow Cinemas was shutting down, it hit him pretty hard. It's not closing until 2020, but we decided to say goodbye to the beloved theatre this morning. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/323.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/323.m4a No 00:02:43 Wed, 30 May 2018 08:21:33 -0600 00:02:43 Cow Cuddling, Beard Hair In The Sink, & A Behind The Scenes Look At Cruz Mornings Tue, 29 May 2018 10:24:50 -0600 Why is it whenever we tell someone that something smells bad, they always have to come and smell it to make sure it smells bad? Like, we just told you it smells bad. Why would we lie about something like that! We tackled that debate this morning, along with some other fun stuff! Why is it whenever we tell someone that something smells bad, they always have to come and smell it to make sure it smells bad? Like, we just told you it smells bad. Why would we lie about something like that! We tackled that debate this morning, along with some other fun stuff! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/322.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/322.m4a No 00:10:50 Tue, 29 May 2018 10:24:50 -0600 00:10:50 Harry & Meghan Are Coming To Canada, Netflix Cheating, & Lotto Fever Mon, 28 May 2018 10:09:02 -0600 Any other couples have the 'don't see that movie without me' rule? What happens if you break that rule? We also brainstormed some honeymoon ideas for Harry & Meghan in case they're thinking about coming to Saskatoon for their honeymoon. (spoiler alert... They are not. But it's fun to pretend!) Any other couples have the 'don't see that movie without me' rule? What happens if you break that rule? We also brainstormed some honeymoon ideas for Harry & Meghan in case they're thinking about coming to Saskatoon for their honeymoon. (spoiler alert... They are not. But it's fun to pretend!) https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/321.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/321.m4a No 00:10:12 Mon, 28 May 2018 10:09:02 -0600 00:10:12 Cockroach Milk, Baby Names Made Up On The Spot, & Cruz Confused Lyrics Fri, 25 May 2018 10:05:52 -0600 The show this morning was FILLED with bloopers. Clayton tried to mimic the sound of milking a cockroaches mipples... Creepiest thing ever. We tried to make up baby names without thinking... Second creepiest thing ever. Confused lyrics included fried chicken cars, Ron MacLean and people lying during child birth. Yeah, today got weird. The show this morning was FILLED with bloopers. Clayton tried to mimic the sound of milking a cockroaches mipples... Creepiest thing ever. We tried to make up baby names without thinking... Second creepiest thing ever. Confused lyrics included fried chicken cars, Ron MacLean and people lying during child birth. Yeah, today got weird. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/320.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/320.m4a No 00:11:32 Fri, 25 May 2018 10:05:52 -0600 00:11:32 The White Powder Woman, The Man Cold Is Made Up, & The NFL Anthem Debate Thu, 24 May 2018 10:48:36 -0600 Cabinet Minister Ken Cheveldayoff is getting roasted online for appearing to sell tickets to the Winnipeg Jets game on the street. His brother is the GM of the Jets, so this looks a little sketchy Clayton was in Winnipeg for that game and saw Cheveldayoff in the same restaurant he was in hours before the game. He even had a chance to buy those tickets! Cabinet Minister Ken Cheveldayoff is getting roasted online for appearing to sell tickets to the Winnipeg Jets game on the street. His brother is the GM of the Jets, so this looks a little sketchy Clayton was in Winnipeg for that game and saw Cheveldayoff in the same restaurant he was in hours before the game. He even had a chance to buy those tickets! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/319.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/319.m4a No 00:11:41 Thu, 24 May 2018 10:48:36 -0600 00:11:41 Saskatoon Is Nerd-Ville, Zombie Wasps, & We Break Up With The Zipper Merge Wed, 23 May 2018 10:25:07 -0600 We talked about A TON of Saskatoon stuff today. Is the term 'Stooner' or 'The Stoon' cool? Is Saskatoon a nerdy city? Will we ever figure out the zipper merge? We also talked about Vancouver for bit though. Morgan Freeman is the new voice of the SkyTrain there, so we brainstormed some other voices that would work well over an intercom system. We talked about A TON of Saskatoon stuff today. Is the term 'Stooner' or 'The Stoon' cool? Is Saskatoon a nerdy city? Will we ever figure out the zipper merge? We also talked about Vancouver for bit though. Morgan Freeman is the new voice of the SkyTrain there, so we brainstormed some other voices that would work well over an intercom system. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/318.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/318.m4a No 00:10:39 Wed, 23 May 2018 10:25:07 -0600 00:10:39 Rod Pedersen Calls In, Kid Free Weddings, & The Best Songs To Air Drum To Tue, 22 May 2018 10:02:55 -0600 CFL training camps kicked off over the weekend, and the voice of the Riders Rod Pedersen called in to talk about Duron Carter, Trent Richardson, and the quarterback situation. Also, we broke down the top 3 air drum songs of all time. Did we get it right? Listen and find out! CFL training camps kicked off over the weekend, and the voice of the Riders Rod Pedersen called in to talk about Duron Carter, Trent Richardson, and the quarterback situation. Also, we broke down the top 3 air drum songs of all time. Did we get it right? Listen and find out! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/317.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/317.m4a No 00:16:09 Tue, 22 May 2018 10:02:55 -0600 00:16:09 Confused Lyrics, Small Town Bars, & Clayton's Spot On Impression of Scratching Your Lovers Back Fri, 18 May 2018 09:58:16 -0600 In the song 'Lorelei' by Styx, there's a part where it sounds like 'Her ass becomes a pair of dice'... How wild would that be to see in real life? The rest of Confused Lyrics was just as weird. We also had a 'small town bars vs big city bars' debate. What side are you on? In the song 'Lorelei' by Styx, there's a part where it sounds like 'Her ass becomes a pair of dice'... How wild would that be to see in real life? The rest of Confused Lyrics was just as weird. We also had a 'small town bars vs big city bars' debate. What side are you on? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/316.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/316.m4a No 00:08:40 Fri, 18 May 2018 09:58:16 -0600 00:08:40 Thank You Langley, Drunk Don Cherry, & Who Is The Best Batman Thu, 17 May 2018 10:02:51 -0600 We called Langley City Hall this morning to thank them for taking Saskatoon's title of 'Weirdest thing thrown in a Tim Hortons'. Also, Michael Keaton had the commencement speech of all time a few days ago. It got us thinking... Who is the best Batman of all time? We called Langley City Hall this morning to thank them for taking Saskatoon's title of 'Weirdest thing thrown in a Tim Hortons'. Also, Michael Keaton had the commencement speech of all time a few days ago. It got us thinking... Who is the best Batman of all time? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/315.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/315.m4a No 00:10:36 Thu, 17 May 2018 10:02:51 -0600 00:10:36 Babysitting, Doing Your Spouses Laundry, & Is Driving A Truck Worth It With These Gas Prices Wed, 16 May 2018 10:14:21 -0600 When Clayton wasn't bragging about his 'The Office' trivia performance this morning (P.S. 48/50... What's up!), we were asking questions. How much do you pay a babysitter? Should you do your significant other's laundry? Is driving a truck with these gas prices worth it? SO MANY QUESTIONS! When Clayton wasn't bragging about his 'The Office' trivia performance this morning (P.S. 48/50... What's up!), we were asking questions. How much do you pay a babysitter? Should you do your significant other's laundry? Is driving a truck with these gas prices worth it? SO MANY QUESTIONS! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/314.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/314.m4a No 00:08:34 Wed, 16 May 2018 10:14:21 -0600 00:08:34 Drinking At The Calgary Airport, Recycling Solutions For Saskatoon, and Bad Relationship Advice Tue, 15 May 2018 09:56:56 -0600 You know you're from Saskatoon when you get excited about a layover in Calgary. Because that means you get to have a few pops at the Chili's. Is it just us, or has everyone from Saskatoon had a beer at that place?! P.S. We also talk about straws made out of pasta. You know you're from Saskatoon when you get excited about a layover in Calgary. Because that means you get to have a few pops at the Chili's. Is it just us, or has everyone from Saskatoon had a beer at that place?! P.S. We also talk about straws made out of pasta. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/313.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/313.m4a No 00:10:29 Tue, 15 May 2018 09:56:56 -0600 00:10:29 Standing At Concerts, Tents Ruin Relationships, and KFC Gravy Mon, 14 May 2018 10:20:11 -0600 We got sidetracked a bunch today... Classic us. But it lead to some fun stuff! Like how Super Mario Brothers 2 is hands down the worst Mario game of all time, Olive Garden Breadsticks, and we even tried to make bike safety week sexy... Which we failed to do! We got sidetracked a bunch today... Classic us. But it lead to some fun stuff! Like how Super Mario Brothers 2 is hands down the worst Mario game of all time, Olive Garden Breadsticks, and we even tried to make bike safety week sexy... Which we failed to do! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/312.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/312.m4a No 00:08:50 Mon, 14 May 2018 10:20:11 -0600 00:08:50 How Josh, Our Street Team General, Got On Stage During The Shania Twain Show Mon, 14 May 2018 08:03:40 -0600 In case you missed it this morning, we talked to Cruz FM's very own Josh the Street Team General. He somehow managed to get on stage during Shania Twain show over the weekend. We talked about how he keeps getting himself into these situations, because this is not the first time he's gone viral at a Saskatoon show! In case you missed it this morning, we talked to Cruz FM's very own Josh the Street Team General. He somehow managed to get on stage during Shania Twain show over the weekend. We talked about how he keeps getting himself into these situations, because this is not the first time he's gone viral at a Saskatoon show! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/311.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/311.m4a No 00:03:33 Mon, 14 May 2018 08:03:40 -0600 00:03:33 We're Running Out Of Butter, Confused Lyrics, and Grad Banquets Fri, 11 May 2018 10:18:33 -0600 Clayton is going to a wedding in Winnipeg next weekend. The wedding is on Sunday morning. Game 5 (if it makes it that far) of the Jets/Golden Knights series is Sunday afternoon. Would it be bad style to go to the wedding, then go to the game, then head to the reception after the game? We talked about that, texting your Mom on Mother's Day and a bunch of other fun stuff this morning! Clayton is going to a wedding in Winnipeg next weekend. The wedding is on Sunday morning. Game 5 (if it makes it that far) of the Jets/Golden Knights series is Sunday afternoon. Would it be bad style to go to the wedding, then go to the game, then head to the reception after the game? We talked about that, texting your Mom on Mother's Day and a bunch of other fun stuff this morning! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/310.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/310.m4a No 00:12:17 Fri, 11 May 2018 10:18:33 -0600 00:12:17 Skin Printers, Artists Doing Free Gigs For 'Exposure', and What Do You Call People From Regina? Thu, 10 May 2018 10:42:56 -0600 Somewhere in today's podcast we make a Double Deuce reference... Seriously. We also crowned the best 'Big Shiny Tunes' of all time. Spoiler alert, it's Big Shiny Tunes 3. Somewhere in today's podcast we make a Double Deuce reference... Seriously. We also crowned the best 'Big Shiny Tunes' of all time. Spoiler alert, it's Big Shiny Tunes 3. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/309.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/309.m4a No 00:09:23 Thu, 10 May 2018 10:42:56 -0600 00:09:23 Is Keanu Reeves Hot, Ticks and Chicks, & Stacie Can't Spell Banana Wed, 09 May 2018 10:15:31 -0600 We started talking about the new Bill & Ted movie this morning, which is when Stacie declared her love for Keanu Reeves. Clayton had no idea Keanu Reeves was seen as a 'hot guy' to girls, and lost his marbles when she said Keanu was hotter than John Stamos. We started talking about the new Bill & Ted movie this morning, which is when Stacie declared her love for Keanu Reeves. Clayton had no idea Keanu Reeves was seen as a 'hot guy' to girls, and lost his marbles when she said Keanu was hotter than John Stamos. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/308.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/308.m4a No 00:08:49 Wed, 09 May 2018 10:15:31 -0600 00:08:49 We Solved The Tick Problem, Running Into Your Old Teachers, and Trash Talking Without Swearing Tue, 08 May 2018 10:04:01 -0600 Today we figured out how to get rid of ticks in Saskatoon forever... You're welcome. We also learned why ticks in Delisle are worse than ticks anywhere else. Today we figured out how to get rid of ticks in Saskatoon forever... You're welcome. We also learned why ticks in Delisle are worse than ticks anywhere else. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/307.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/307.m4a No 00:10:44 Tue, 08 May 2018 10:04:01 -0600 00:10:44 Slo-pitch Is Awesome, A New Saskatoon Drinking Game, and Craft Beers Are Killing It Mon, 07 May 2018 09:59:43 -0600 If you play slo-pitch, and you enjoy the odd pint now and again, you should listen to this. If you play slo-pitch, and you enjoy the odd pint now and again, you should listen to this. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/306.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/306.m4a No 00:05:34 Mon, 07 May 2018 09:59:43 -0600 00:05:34 Drunk Trudeau, Making Leftovers Sexy, and Why Does Saskatoon Hate Regina? Fri, 04 May 2018 10:04:22 -0600 Big shout out to Chad & Ballsy from 104.9 The Wolf in Regina for calling in and trying to mend Saskatoon-Regina relations. Big shout out to Chad & Ballsy from 104.9 The Wolf in Regina for calling in and trying to mend Saskatoon-Regina relations. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/305.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/305.m4a No 00:09:48 Fri, 04 May 2018 10:04:22 -0600 00:09:48 Grocery Shopping is Awesome, Facebook Buy & Sell Is The Worst, and Behind The Scenes Thu, 03 May 2018 09:46:01 -0600 Homemade vasectomies, Sailor Dan, smashing cat food, and shake n' bake... Just some of the things that came up this morning. It was a weird one! Homemade vasectomies, Sailor Dan, smashing cat food, and shake n' bake... Just some of the things that came up this morning. It was a weird one! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/304.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/304.m4a No 00:06:24 Thu, 03 May 2018 09:46:01 -0600 00:06:24 Single People Need Your Help, Is Winnipeg Cool, and Flat Earthers Wed, 02 May 2018 10:19:29 -0600 Remember those super sad Sarah McLachlan dog commercials? Well, we made one of those for single people this morning. We also solved how to stop people from speeding and tried to figure out if Winnipeg is cool or not. Remember those super sad Sarah McLachlan dog commercials? Well, we made one of those for single people this morning. We also solved how to stop people from speeding and tried to figure out if Winnipeg is cool or not. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/303.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/303.m4a No 00:10:42 Wed, 02 May 2018 10:19:29 -0600 00:10:42 The Fire Pit Curfew, Rider Intro Songs, and Saskatoon Minor Baseball is Killing it Tue, 01 May 2018 10:28:49 -0600 We spent a good chunk of the show today talking about the new fire pit curfew in Saskatoon, but we also had time for some other stuff too. Including Clayton's spot on Nova Scotian accent! (By spot on, we mean really bad) We spent a good chunk of the show today talking about the new fire pit curfew in Saskatoon, but we also had time for some other stuff too. Including Clayton's spot on Nova Scotian accent! (By spot on, we mean really bad) https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/302.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/302.m4a No 00:12:23 Tue, 01 May 2018 10:28:49 -0600 00:12:23 Wine Prices Are Going Up, The Shorts That Bike Cops Wear, and Bob Barker is Rooster Man Mon, 30 Apr 2018 09:55:26 -0600 Seriously Saskatoon Police Service, we will pay top dollar for a pair of those shorts that bike cops wear. Not even joking. Name your price. Seriously Saskatoon Police Service, we will pay top dollar for a pair of those shorts that bike cops wear. Not even joking. Name your price. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/301.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/301.m4a No 00:06:30 Mon, 30 Apr 2018 09:55:26 -0600 00:06:30 Political Speeches + The Pirates of the Caribbean Theme Music = Gold Mon, 30 Apr 2018 08:08:49 -0600 Rachel Notley talking about the pipeline... Kind of boring. Rachel Notley talking about the pipeline WITH the Pirates of the Caribbean theme music in the background? Opposite of boring! Rachel Notley talking about the pipeline... Kind of boring. Rachel Notley talking about the pipeline WITH the Pirates of the Caribbean theme music in the background? Opposite of boring! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/300.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/300.m4a No 00:01:59 Mon, 30 Apr 2018 08:08:49 -0600 00:01:59 Home Improvement Might Come Back, Confused Lyrics, and Tax Claims Fri, 27 Apr 2018 10:11:51 -0600 Apparently someone tried to claim condoms as a business expense on their taxes. Another person tried to claim the income of their mistress. Seriously. We talked about that and some other fun stuff (confused lyrics was gold!) this morning! Apparently someone tried to claim condoms as a business expense on their taxes. Another person tried to claim the income of their mistress. Seriously. We talked about that and some other fun stuff (confused lyrics was gold!) this morning! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/299.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/299.m4a No 00:05:56 Fri, 27 Apr 2018 10:11:51 -0600 00:05:56 Stacie & Clayton Ruin the New Avengers Movie Fri, 27 Apr 2018 09:08:54 -0600 We tried talking about the new Avengers movie on the show this morning. The thing is both of us don't really know a lot about superhero movies, or comic books, or really anything when it comes to that stuff. But we gave it the old college try, and we failed miserable. We tried talking about the new Avengers movie on the show this morning. The thing is both of us don't really know a lot about superhero movies, or comic books, or really anything when it comes to that stuff. But we gave it the old college try, and we failed miserable. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/298.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/298.m4a No 00:02:42 Fri, 27 Apr 2018 09:08:54 -0600 00:02:42 Bald Guys Are Sexy (According To Bald Guys), Kids Make You Bald, and Chatty Cathy Hairdressers Thu, 26 Apr 2018 10:23:28 -0600 Lots of hair talk today on the show for some reason. Also, do you like it when your hairdresser chats up a storm? Lots of hair talk today on the show for some reason. Also, do you like it when your hairdresser chats up a storm? https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/297.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/297.m4a No 00:07:26 Thu, 26 Apr 2018 10:23:28 -0600 00:07:26 Dicke Dee vs Mr. Tasty, Being Banned From the Library, and Photo Radar Wed, 25 Apr 2018 10:49:16 -0600 Stacie: 'My husband is my best friend... in like a husband kind of way' Clayton: '... What?' Stacie: 'He's like a best friend with benefits' Stacie: 'My husband is my best friend... in like a husband kind of way' Clayton: '... What?' Stacie: 'He's like a best friend with benefits' https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/296.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/296.m4a No 00:09:33 Wed, 25 Apr 2018 10:49:16 -0600 00:09:33 Moms & Weed, Our Distracted Driving Fear Mongering Campaign, and Cruz FM's Dress Code Tue, 24 Apr 2018 10:09:07 -0600 You know those fun facts we tease you with before the next song? Clayton absolutely butchered a few of them today. Plus, we figured out how to get people to stop texting and driving! You know those fun facts we tease you with before the next song? Clayton absolutely butchered a few of them today. Plus, we figured out how to get people to stop texting and driving! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/295.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/295.m4a No 00:09:10 Tue, 24 Apr 2018 10:09:07 -0600 00:09:10 The Remai Modern is Killing It, The New Royal Baby, and Cereal Is Not a Sharring Food Mon, 23 Apr 2018 10:31:42 -0600 One time at a party, someone took a few spoonfuls of Clayton's cereal when he put it down on a coffee table. Same spoon and everything. She thought cereal was a food you share with other people... One time at a party, someone took a few spoonfuls of Clayton's cereal when he put it down on a coffee table. Same spoon and everything. She thought cereal was a food you share with other people... https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/294.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/294.m4a No 00:09:39 Mon, 23 Apr 2018 10:31:42 -0600 00:09:39 Don Cherry Is Drunk, Keith The Intern Is Baked, and Things You Can Buy With $15 Fri, 20 Apr 2018 10:00:17 -0600 Remember the SNL skit 'Matt Foley: Motivational Speaker' with Chris Farley? That made an appearance on the show this morning, along with Sailor Dan, Big Shiny Tunes and Delisle's rink burgers. Remember the SNL skit 'Matt Foley: Motivational Speaker' with Chris Farley? That made an appearance on the show this morning, along with Sailor Dan, Big Shiny Tunes and Delisle's rink burgers. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/293.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/293.m4a No 00:08:12 Fri, 20 Apr 2018 10:00:17 -0600 00:08:12 The Nap Diet, Don't Call In Sick Tomorrow, and Go Sharks Thu, 19 Apr 2018 10:47:51 -0600 Even if you're legit sick, DON'T call in sick tomorrow. You'll see why when you listen to this clip. We also invented a new diet that literally everyone can get behind. Even if you're legit sick, DON'T call in sick tomorrow. You'll see why when you listen to this clip. We also invented a new diet that literally everyone can get behind. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/291.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/291.m4a No 00:04:07 Thu, 19 Apr 2018 10:47:51 -0600 00:04:07 Pipeline Drama, Making Gas Prices Sexy, and Sneaking Stuff In Wed, 18 Apr 2018 10:11:19 -0600 Clayton's awful Pilsner bunny tattoo, smuggling stuff across the border in a tuba, the 'Young & The Restless' theme song, Paw Patrol, flip phones, and putting hot dogs up your sleeves... All of this random stuff made an appearance on the show this morning! Clayton's awful Pilsner bunny tattoo, smuggling stuff across the border in a tuba, the 'Young & The Restless' theme song, Paw Patrol, flip phones, and putting hot dogs up your sleeves... All of this random stuff made an appearance on the show this morning! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/290.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/290.m4a No 00:10:20 Wed, 18 Apr 2018 10:11:19 -0600 00:10:20 The Weir Monster, Clayton's Epic Stutter, and Self-Checkouts Are The Devil Tue, 17 Apr 2018 10:56:40 -0600 When you were a kid, did your friends/siblings try and convince you that there was a monster in Saskatoon's Weir that would grab your leg suck you under? We talked about that urban legend this morning. Plus, Stacie tried to impersonate a Pelican and it didn't go well. When you were a kid, did your friends/siblings try and convince you that there was a monster in Saskatoon's Weir that would grab your leg suck you under? We talked about that urban legend this morning. Plus, Stacie tried to impersonate a Pelican and it didn't go well. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/289.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/289.m4a No 00:07:42 Tue, 17 Apr 2018 10:56:40 -0600 00:07:42 Is Marriage Overrated, Joint Facebook Accounts, and Stacie's Confession Mon, 16 Apr 2018 10:37:06 -0600 Stacie has never played road hockey in her life. Clayton didn't think that was even possible. That talk and a bunch more fun stuff on the show from this morning! Stacie has never played road hockey in her life. Clayton didn't think that was even possible. That talk and a bunch more fun stuff on the show from this morning! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/288.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/288.m4a No 00:06:10 Mon, 16 Apr 2018 10:37:06 -0600 00:06:10 Why Jersey Day Was Important, Road Hockey For The Boys, & Oreo Pickles Fri, 13 Apr 2018 09:50:02 -0600 Some Buzzkill Brenda's were saying that Jersey Day wasn't helping out with anything. We stuck it to those people this morning, talked about road hockey, and some other weird stuff. Some Buzzkill Brenda's were saying that Jersey Day wasn't helping out with anything. We stuck it to those people this morning, talked about road hockey, and some other weird stuff. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/287.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/287.m4a No 00:07:18 Fri, 13 Apr 2018 09:50:02 -0600 00:07:18 Cruz Confused Lyrics Fri, 13 Apr 2018 08:32:10 -0600 What the heck is Nelly Furtado saying at the start of 'Turn Off The Light'? Is she doing a donkey impression or something? We answered that question today in Confused Lyrics! What the heck is Nelly Furtado saying at the start of 'Turn Off The Light'? Is she doing a donkey impression or something? We answered that question today in Confused Lyrics! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/286.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/286.m4a No 00:02:39 Fri, 13 Apr 2018 08:32:10 -0600 00:02:39 Team Trainers Are Unsung Heroes and I Mother Earth/Finger Eleven Are A Bunch Of Beauties Thu, 12 Apr 2018 09:52:48 -0600 We spent the majority of the show this morning, once again, talking about Humboldt. More specifically the dedication and passion of Dayna Brons and team trainers everywhere. #HumboldtStrong We spent the majority of the show this morning, once again, talking about Humboldt. More specifically the dedication and passion of Dayna Brons and team trainers everywhere. #HumboldtStrong https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/285.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/285.m4a No 00:06:06 Thu, 12 Apr 2018 09:52:48 -0600 00:06:06 Blame Alberta, The Bleep Button, and Clayton's Dolly Parton Impression Wed, 11 Apr 2018 09:43:42 -0600 Our friends from X92.9 in Calgary, Beckler & Seanna, made a special appearance on the show today. Also, we replaced the bleep button with a 'meow' sound effect Also, Clayton's Dolly Parton impression is the worst. Our friends from X92.9 in Calgary, Beckler & Seanna, made a special appearance on the show today. Also, we replaced the bleep button with a 'meow' sound effect Also, Clayton's Dolly Parton impression is the worst. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/284.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/284.m4a No 00:05:56 Wed, 11 Apr 2018 09:43:42 -0600 00:05:56 Logan Boulet, Sticks Out For The Boys, and Writing Things Off Tue, 10 Apr 2018 10:31:48 -0600 Just like yesterday, we spent a good chunk of this morning talking about Humboldt. We tried to focus on the stories that show examples of how this is bringing the best out of people, because there are so many examples of people stepping up to help out. Just like yesterday, we spent a good chunk of this morning talking about Humboldt. We tried to focus on the stories that show examples of how this is bringing the best out of people, because there are so many examples of people stepping up to help out. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/282.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/282.m4a No 00:17:51 Tue, 10 Apr 2018 10:31:48 -0600 00:17:51 Some Really Weird 'Would You Rathers', Seesaw's Are The Worst, and Spatulas. Fri, 06 Apr 2018 09:52:15 -0600 Stacie: 'Remember when the person on the other end of the seesaw would push down so hard that as you go up, you'd buck off and smash your face on the board?' Clayton: 'No! What kind of evil friend would do that??' Stacie: '... That was my Dad.' Stacie: 'Remember when the person on the other end of the seesaw would push down so hard that as you go up, you'd buck off and smash your face on the board?' Clayton: 'No! What kind of evil friend would do that??' Stacie: '... That was my Dad.' https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/280.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/280.m4a No 00:06:53 Fri, 06 Apr 2018 09:52:15 -0600 00:06:53 Regina Gets An Olive Garden, Regina Can Frigg Off, and Library Criminals. Thu, 05 Apr 2018 09:56:07 -0600 Our friends Chad and Ballsy from The Wolf in Regina made a guest appearance on the show today, and they brought their creepy laughs with them. Our friends Chad and Ballsy from The Wolf in Regina made a guest appearance on the show today, and they brought their creepy laughs with them. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/278.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/278.m4a No 00:06:56 Thu, 05 Apr 2018 09:56:07 -0600 00:06:56 Hinterland Who's Who - The Beer League Hockey Player Thu, 05 Apr 2018 07:52:32 -0600 'The beer league hockey player will use strange vocabulary such as celly, chucking sauce, and nice bud' We took an in depth look at the beer league hockey player this morning. 'The beer league hockey player will use strange vocabulary such as celly, chucking sauce, and nice bud' We took an in depth look at the beer league hockey player this morning. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/276.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/276.m4a No 00:01:04 Thu, 05 Apr 2018 07:52:32 -0600 00:01:04 Servers Are Stealing Your Fries, The SAAN Store, and Top Sheets Are Overrated Wed, 04 Apr 2018 17:17:00 -0600 Talking about the serious issues today... Have a listen! Talking about the serious issues today... Have a listen! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/275.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/275.m4a No 00:07:27 Wed, 04 Apr 2018 17:17:00 -0600 00:07:27 Turning Into Your Parents Sucks, Some Behind the Scenes, And Office Fridges are Icky Tue, 03 Apr 2018 10:24:13 -0600 Isn't it a weird feeling when you notice that you're turning into your parents? We had a funny talk about that this morning. Also, we managed to fit in a Liam Neeson 'Taken' clip. Because why not? #ParticularSetOfSkills Isn't it a weird feeling when you notice that you're turning into your parents? We had a funny talk about that this morning. Also, we managed to fit in a Liam Neeson 'Taken' clip. Because why not? #ParticularSetOfSkills https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/274.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/274.m4a No 00:08:14 Tue, 03 Apr 2018 10:24:13 -0600 00:08:14 Stacie & Clayton - Ham is Gross, Naked Parents, and Concerts Are Basically Medicine Mon, 02 Apr 2018 09:49:03 -0600 It was a weird one this morning! It was a weird one this morning! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/273.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/273.m4a No 00:05:31 Mon, 02 Apr 2018 09:49:03 -0600 00:05:31 Stacie & Clayton - Stacie Boofs the News, Stacie Can't Spell, and Your Phone Charger Is Trying to Kill You Wed, 28 Mar 2018 10:17:09 -0600 We talked a bunch about free-range parenting today. If you don't know, free-range parenting is taking a step back and letting your kids do stuff on their own so they become more self sufficient... So basically what parenting was in the 70's. Also, your phone charger is totally trying to kill you. We talked a bunch about free-range parenting today. If you don't know, free-range parenting is taking a step back and letting your kids do stuff on their own so they become more self sufficient... So basically what parenting was in the 70's. Also, your phone charger is totally trying to kill you. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/272.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/272.m4a No 00:05:33 Wed, 28 Mar 2018 10:17:09 -0600 00:05:33 Stacie & Clayton - Roseanne's Theme Song is Junk, Scammer Grammar, and Elton John is a Marshmallow with Legs Tue, 27 Mar 2018 11:28:53 -0600 Who else always gets a $13.00 birthday cheque from their Grandma? Why is it always a weird number like 13? We talked about that and some other weird stuff today! Who else always gets a $13.00 birthday cheque from their Grandma? Why is it always a weird number like 13? We talked about that and some other weird stuff today! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/271.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/271.m4a No 00:04:15 Tue, 27 Mar 2018 11:28:53 -0600 00:04:15 Stacie & Clayton - Firepits, Knock Knock Jokes Are The Worst, and We Are Really Bad At This Whole 'Taxes' Thing Mon, 26 Mar 2018 09:51:03 -0600 Today is the day that City Council is going to figure out this whole fire pit curfew/registration thing. We talked about that and some other silly stuff this morning. If you missed it, check it out! Today is the day that City Council is going to figure out this whole fire pit curfew/registration thing. We talked about that and some other silly stuff this morning. If you missed it, check it out! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/268.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/268.m4a No 00:05:14 Mon, 26 Mar 2018 09:51:03 -0600 00:05:14 Stacie & Clayton - A Parliament Slumber Party, Love Makes You Fat, and Cheese is Awesome. Fri, 23 Mar 2018 09:55:27 -0600 'Going to an event at SaskTel Centre is almost like taking a family camping trip. You've got to be prepared.' 'Alright squad, do we have snacks? Do we have juice? Did you use the bathroom? We're going to be here for a while!' Talked about this and some more fun stuff on the show this morning! 'Going to an event at SaskTel Centre is almost like taking a family camping trip. You've got to be prepared.' 'Alright squad, do we have snacks? Do we have juice? Did you use the bathroom? We're going to be here for a while!' Talked about this and some more fun stuff on the show this morning! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/267.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/267.m4a No 00:04:27 Fri, 23 Mar 2018 09:55:27 -0600 00:04:27 Stacie & Clayton - Stacie Doesn't Know What Nike Is, Leave Grilled Cheese Alone, and Transit Solutions Thu, 22 Mar 2018 10:24:54 -0600 Stacie started to make her own sound effects on the show today and it did not go well. We also managed to fit in a few quick bike lane chirps! Stacie started to make her own sound effects on the show today and it did not go well. We also managed to fit in a few quick bike lane chirps! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/265.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/265.m4a No 00:06:37 Thu, 22 Mar 2018 10:24:54 -0600 00:06:37 Stacie & Clayton - Would You Date Tessa Virtue or Scott Moir If You Could? (And Dani Manitoba) Wed, 21 Mar 2018 09:47:10 -0600 Miss the show this morning? No worries! We put the best stuff here for you guys! (We know a lot of people would say 'Oh yeah, I'd totally date Scott/Tessa, but can you imagine everyone in the country cheering for your relationship to fail so that Scott & Tessa could be together?) Miss the show this morning? No worries! We put the best stuff here for you guys! (We know a lot of people would say 'Oh yeah, I'd totally date Scott/Tessa, but can you imagine everyone in the country cheering for your relationship to fail so that Scott & Tessa could be together?) https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/264.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/264.m4a No 00:03:09 Wed, 21 Mar 2018 09:47:10 -0600 00:03:09 Stacie & Clayton - Careless Whisper + Trudeau and Trump Speeches = Pure Gold Wed, 21 Mar 2018 09:09:12 -0600 Let's be honest, political speeches can be long and boring. But if you add the saxophone solo from George Michael's 'Careless Whisper' to them, they instantly become 100 times better! Let's be honest, political speeches can be long and boring. But if you add the saxophone solo from George Michael's 'Careless Whisper' to them, they instantly become 100 times better! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/263.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/263.m4a No 00:01:32 Wed, 21 Mar 2018 09:09:12 -0600 00:01:32 Stacie & Clayton - Fast Food Dream Meals, Sexy Weed Packaging, and Wasabi Scalp Massages Tue, 20 Mar 2018 10:58:16 -0600 Quill Lake, SK gets a shoutout in this one! We also jam out to Careless Whisper, and the movie 'Up' gives us some inspiration for a downtown arena in Saskatoon. Quill Lake, SK gets a shoutout in this one! We also jam out to Careless Whisper, and the movie 'Up' gives us some inspiration for a downtown arena in Saskatoon. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/262.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/262.m4a No 00:06:05 Tue, 20 Mar 2018 10:58:16 -0600 00:06:05 Stacie & Clayton - Blades, Behind the Scenes, Home Alone, and Looking At Your Crotch Mon, 19 Mar 2018 11:10:15 -0600 Miss the shenanigans from Stacie & Clayton's this morning? No worries! Here are some funny clips from the show today. Blades talk, a sneak peak of what happens behind the scenes, and laughing while looking at your crotch... There's some context behind that last one, don't worry! Miss the shenanigans from Stacie & Clayton's this morning? No worries! Here are some funny clips from the show today. Blades talk, a sneak peak of what happens behind the scenes, and laughing while looking at your crotch... There's some context behind that last one, don't worry! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/261.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/261.m4a No 00:07:43 Mon, 19 Mar 2018 11:10:15 -0600 00:07:43 Stacie & Clayton - Cruz Confused Lyrics! Fri, 16 Mar 2018 08:27:31 -0600 Boobs, worms, lice, and croutons all made an appearance today on Confused Lyrics. As always, it got a little weird... Boobs, worms, lice, and croutons all made an appearance today on Confused Lyrics. As always, it got a little weird... https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/259.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/259.m4a No 00:02:58 Fri, 16 Mar 2018 08:27:31 -0600 00:02:58 Stacie & Clayton - The Worst Thing We Did As Kids Tue, 13 Mar 2018 09:23:37 -0600 After hearing about a 14 year old kid that threw a house party and caused $20,000 worth of damage, we thought we'd share the worst things we did as kids. Spoiler alert: Stacie grew up in a very strict, Mennonite household so hers is super lame. Clayton's on the other hand... Oh boy. After hearing about a 14 year old kid that threw a house party and caused $20,000 worth of damage, we thought we'd share the worst things we did as kids. Spoiler alert: Stacie grew up in a very strict, Mennonite household so hers is super lame. Clayton's on the other hand... Oh boy. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/254.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/254.m4a No 00:02:04 Tue, 13 Mar 2018 09:23:37 -0600 00:02:04 Stacie & Clayton - How Is Alberta Doing? Mon, 12 Mar 2018 07:25:47 -0600 Everyone living in Alberta is complaining about losing an hour because of daylight savings time. So we gave our fellow Harvard Broadcasting stations a call to see how they were doing. Everyone living in Alberta is complaining about losing an hour because of daylight savings time. So we gave our fellow Harvard Broadcasting stations a call to see how they were doing. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/252.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/252.m4a No 00:01:39 Mon, 12 Mar 2018 07:25:47 -0600 00:01:39 Cruz Confused Lyrics: Gibberish Edition Fri, 09 Mar 2018 08:33:08 -0600 Usually for Confused Lyrics, it's just a word or maybe two that is misheard. For today though, we picked a few songs that have entire lines and sentences that just make no sense at all! Our Lady Peace, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, and our good buddy Snow make an appearance today. Usually for Confused Lyrics, it's just a word or maybe two that is misheard. For today though, we picked a few songs that have entire lines and sentences that just make no sense at all! Our Lady Peace, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, and our good buddy Snow make an appearance today. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/251.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/251.m4a No 00:03:50 Fri, 09 Mar 2018 08:33:08 -0600 00:03:50 Stacie & Clayton - The Last Time The Loonie Was This Low... Thu, 08 Mar 2018 09:54:24 -0600 According to a very respected financial wizard, the Canadian dollar is going to be the lowest it's been since 2003 by the end of this year. The world was a different place back then. Nealon Greene was the Riders QB, Stonebridge didn't even exist yet, and Dirks Adult Gifts & Novelties was still on 20th Street. According to a very respected financial wizard, the Canadian dollar is going to be the lowest it's been since 2003 by the end of this year. The world was a different place back then. Nealon Greene was the Riders QB, Stonebridge didn't even exist yet, and Dirks Adult Gifts & Novelties was still on 20th Street. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/250.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/250.m4a No 00:02:01 Thu, 08 Mar 2018 09:54:24 -0600 00:02:01 Stacie & Clayton - If You Could Control How You Die, How Would You Go Out? Tue, 06 Mar 2018 09:07:59 -0600 Russ Solomon, founder of Tower Records, passed away on Sunday. He died while sipping whiskey and watching the Oscars. That's the way to go, right? It got us thinking... How would you want to go out? For Stacie, it's holding hands with her husband while watching Coronation Street. For Clayton, it's eating cheese while watching Uncle Buck. Russ Solomon, founder of Tower Records, passed away on Sunday. He died while sipping whiskey and watching the Oscars. That's the way to go, right? It got us thinking... How would you want to go out? For Stacie, it's holding hands with her husband while watching Coronation Street. For Clayton, it's eating cheese while watching Uncle Buck. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/248.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/248.m4a No 00:01:40 Tue, 06 Mar 2018 09:07:59 -0600 00:01:40 Stacie & Clayton - Mick Jagger's Kids Thu, 01 Mar 2018 09:33:58 -0600 If your parents ever forced you to hang out with your younger siblings, or bring them along with you wherever you went, you're going to want to take a listen to this. If your parents ever forced you to hang out with your younger siblings, or bring them along with you wherever you went, you're going to want to take a listen to this. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/244.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/244.m4a No 00:01:05 Thu, 01 Mar 2018 09:33:58 -0600 00:01:05 Stacie & Clayton - David Attenborough + Darude's 'Sandstorm' = Greatness Wed, 21 Feb 2018 09:22:32 -0600 The new trend in the UK music scene is to put David Attenborough's voice over top of club music. So we put an Attenborough clip about sloth's over top of one of the best dance club songs of all time... 'Sandstorm' by Darude The new trend in the UK music scene is to put David Attenborough's voice over top of club music. So we put an Attenborough clip about sloth's over top of one of the best dance club songs of all time... 'Sandstorm' by Darude https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/238.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/238.m4a No 00:01:43 Wed, 21 Feb 2018 09:22:32 -0600 00:01:43 Stacie & Clayton - These Poor CD's Need Homes Wed, 07 Feb 2018 08:13:14 -0600 Best Buy announced that it will stop selling CD's later this year. What's going to happen to all of those CD's?? We need to help out these poor CD's in their time of need. Also, Stacie has super chapped lips and it hurts when she laughs. She almost loses it at the end of this clips. Best Buy announced that it will stop selling CD's later this year. What's going to happen to all of those CD's?? We need to help out these poor CD's in their time of need. Also, Stacie has super chapped lips and it hurts when she laughs. She almost loses it at the end of this clips. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/225.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/225.m4a No 00:01:42 Wed, 07 Feb 2018 08:13:14 -0600 00:01:42 Stacie & Clayton - Don't Listen to Amazon, Saskatoon is Romantic Tue, 06 Feb 2018 09:36:06 -0600 Some radio friends of ours in Calgary do this thing where they make ordinary things sound sexy. Saskatoon didn't make Amazon's list of 'Most Romantic Cities in Canada', so we thought we'd take a page out of their playbook and make Saskatoon more sexy. Some radio friends of ours in Calgary do this thing where they make ordinary things sound sexy. Saskatoon didn't make Amazon's list of 'Most Romantic Cities in Canada', so we thought we'd take a page out of their playbook and make Saskatoon more sexy. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/224.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/224.m4a No 00:01:57 Tue, 06 Feb 2018 09:36:06 -0600 00:01:57 Stacie & Clayton - Stacie Googles Her Symptoms, Instantly Regrets It Mon, 05 Feb 2018 09:30:49 -0600 Stacie's dealing with severe chapped lips. She thinks it's because of an allergic reaction to a certain kind of lip chap, so she Googled it to make sure. She learned that you should NEVER Google your symptoms. Stacie's dealing with severe chapped lips. She thinks it's because of an allergic reaction to a certain kind of lip chap, so she Googled it to make sure. She learned that you should NEVER Google your symptoms. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/223.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/223.m4a No 00:01:17 Mon, 05 Feb 2018 09:30:49 -0600 00:01:17 Stacie & Clayton - Why Saskatchewan Would Win a War With Alberta Thu, 25 Jan 2018 06:03:47 -0600 If there were a war between SK & AB, who would win? On paper, it looks like Alberta would smoke us Saskies. But there is one factor that would give us the victory. If there were a war between SK & AB, who would win? On paper, it looks like Alberta would smoke us Saskies. But there is one factor that would give us the victory. https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/214.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/214.m4a No 00:01:57 Thu, 25 Jan 2018 06:03:47 -0600 00:01:57 Stacie & Clayton - The Fred Penner Theory Fri, 19 Jan 2018 09:46:20 -0600 The beginning of this clip is Stacie & Clayton talking about a possible Barenaked Ladies reunion, and it ends with a Fred Penner on drugs theory. Just another typical day here at Cruz... The beginning of this clip is Stacie & Clayton talking about a possible Barenaked Ladies reunion, and it ends with a Fred Penner on drugs theory. Just another typical day here at Cruz... https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/211.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/211.m4a No 00:00:45 Fri, 19 Jan 2018 09:46:20 -0600 00:00:45 Clayton's Life is Turning Into the Show 'Three's Company' Thu, 11 Jan 2018 10:28:45 -0600 Clayton recently moved in with his girlfriend, and one of her friends! Living with 2 girls sounds like the dream, but sometimes it can be tricky! Clayton recently moved in with his girlfriend, and one of her friends! Living with 2 girls sounds like the dream, but sometimes it can be tricky! https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/205.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/205.m4a No 00:01:21 Thu, 11 Jan 2018 10:28:45 -0600 00:01:21 Cruz-FM Thu, 07 Dec 2017 11:59:56 -0600 Saskatoon's Greatest Hits Saskatoon's Greatest Hits https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/193.m4a https://post.futurimedia.com/cfwd/playlist/8/193.m4a No 00:01:39 Thu, 07 Dec 2017 11:59:56 -0600 00:01:39